i hope men who give foot rubs without being asked are having a nice night tonight.

guys i need $50 that is not my own money. does anyone want some feet pics? or to play some one-sided iMessage game bets? lol

Not my work day actually being busy today.

I don’t care nothing about what other people buy or don’t buy because that’s their business and it does not affect my life. The same goes for who people want to date, vote for, or cancel. You can’t make people see it your way. Defending your pov to them is also wasted time. Live your own life.

I don’t wanna hear nothing else about Target. The thing about boycotts is, we simply cannot control how other people choose to spend their money or what they choose to support. Do what YOU feel is the right thing and focus on that. Stop putting energy into other people’s efforts or lack thereof.

Dpmo!!

now if i tossed myself off a balcony based on the way i felt when people said mean things to me, people would act confused and hurt. yall better watch your mouth speaking negatively on people you don't know. it's hardly ever necessary and just simply not cool.

people who pop off quick and can't control their emotions have to practice self control. but i also admire those people because i really be wanting to pop off sometimes when people say fucked up things to me.

LOL. man. people are so incredibly quick to judge people. i don't get it. its fairly fucked up...

these atlanta to memphis flights are 487 mf'n dollars. ugh. i dont know why i ever glorified the life of a single woman. im tired of paying for things i want. bout to date a drug dealer up in here. gah damn.

what cha'll doin?

I’m not participating anyway due to rent being around the corner. But I can never keep up with the bans and boycotts.

Can somebody tell me - without being an asshole - why we are not to participate in Black Friday sales today?

One person who gon out you about being on your period is a dog. Get on away from me nie !

Listening to Halle’s album… am I crazy? I didn’t realize this was her first album. I thought it might’ve been album # 2 but it’s the only one on Spotify so maybe not?

I gotta kick sugar.

White people snapped with John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Got a service appointment for my car tomorrow. Forgot what time slot I chose 🙃

I have a habit of listening to people that nobody else cares to listen to. I just let them talk about what they go up for.

Why aren’t Texas Roadhouse rolls vegetables?

sausage biscuit costs 4.29 w/o tax. we used to be a proper country.

its almost infuriating that you only get 6 hashbrowns... like can yall have a regular vs large size bag? or at least gimme bout 9 of them junts.

dunkin donuts hashbrowns are elite.

Need a foot rub

It’s 3am and I’m supposed to be going to breakfast at 9. Of course I can’t sleep. Of course I’ll be pissed in the morning.

Most of the fiction I’ve read this year hasn’t landed with me. Maybe it’s time to pivot back to memoirs and self help books.

I need a sweatshirt that says SINGLE (Due to Excessive Discernment)

Why didn’t yall tell me nerds gummy clusters kinda slap? 👀

That’s why I keep a book in my purse

Friends with no sense of time stress me out. I said pancakes at 1. I got here around 1:15 cuz I already know. This mane still 30 minutes away. 🥲

I’m 35 years old. But today is a day where I need to be picked up like a toddler so I can lay on that shoulder and be rocked for like 5 minutes. I’m small enough for it to happen successfully.

Is he brain washed?!

Eggnog is disgusting. Argue with your father.

Nobody told me what it would be like to mourn your best eater. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Every time i got some extra funds to spend irresponsibly on cool sweatshirts or hoodies, I forget the black/small businesses that I saved on Instagram.

I been trying to make it back to Controllerise for months. It just doesn’t happen.

My dad called and is talking about meat textures he doesn’t like. This is the most random convo ever and it’s just him talking and me listening.

Atlanta!!! Come see us do improv!! Message me for ticket link

I had a dream that made no earthly sense but I know it meant something

I hate when someone that does not know me like that shortens my name.

has anyone ever read the guncle?

This song is so dreamy

People seem upset but do y’all honestly still eat at Denny’s?

Lately I been thinking bout my precarious future…

good afternoon to jazz lovers, men who suck toes, and people who work from home.

finally getting into this new daniel caesar album and it's beautiful.

Calm