Love my guy, I should play this game again

MESSAGE TO CHINA. AMERICANS DO NOT READ: before the turn into the chinese century i just hope you know i’ve long been loyal to xi jinping mindset

Masterful gambit, meme maestro

groimes the choiseheads hoite me

permission to lib out, sir

people are dying in ICE concentration camps & this is documented by places as mainstream as USA Today but I'm guessing the people responsible for those deaths will somehow elude prosecution

Getting told by a magic player that FaB isn't cool. Alright Fortnite TCG calm down.

“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak

happy super bowl to all

LMAO KENDRICK

Do you think I have time to get a “Kendrick torching Drake at the Super Bowl as a metaphor for the USA/Canada trade war” piece in before the NYT op-ed desk closes tonight?

During Kendrick's halftime show a man unfurled a Palestinian flag and was chased off stage and eventually tackled and removed by security.

Say Drake

Well, there you have it. The most it is possible to get owned as a human being.

GIVE HIM AN EMMY

we are watching JOHANNE SACREBLU, a Mexican trans woman’s response to EMILIA PÉREZ featuring an all-Mexican cast playing broad French stereotypes as a croissant and baguette heiress face off “France” is peopled with mimes and twisty moustaches and every character has a Ratatouille secreted on them

they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves

You can track Liberal cultural entropy by people's waning appreciation of Killer Mike

Shit libs are so good at not understanding things. It's the bread and butter of their whole ideology

Just had the most delightful conversation with a Tyranitar collector on eBay. I love meeting people that are really into things like that.

2023 FFXIV Commission Work - 🔥 Abyssos Sage-Warrior #ffxiv #ffxivart

thinking about this one again

me making poop

I blindly trusted someone's "who to follow" list and now my feed is all shit libs and people desperate for attention. I goofed it.

If you’re looking at your phone lying down and you drop it into your face, it makes a devil laugh, and someone gets to try to sneak out of hell as a result

Videl👊

this is a random sniff checkpoint

📢 "Look alive folks, 'cause this cat has nine!" ================ 💠BLACK CAT💠 -!! Feline Ferocity !!- ================ 🥊 "These claws rend all!!" #FFXIV #FF14

More vampires! 2017 🩸🧛

magdalena bay album goes so hard…very inspiring

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Throw back to one of my proudest gunpla build. Hand painted one of the mega size Unicorn kits to be UV reactive for a friend's wedding.

I'm going to break the habit of typing "twitter.com" and start just using this app I promise.

I'll vote for anybody who bans these things

Bluesky is unequivocally a better social network than Twitter, I think I just have no idea how to use a new social network.

Is there a phase of auto quality control where they make sure that the car can handle being touched after you’ve eaten chips?

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good morning, this came to me in my sleep

What's up fuckers.