So so good!!

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

I’m just gonna say this once - he was a nazi and I don’t have time for anyone to go “well actually he never said that” like i said he was a nazi, who gives a shit about nuance?

one reason i reject the 'global, vibes based rejection of liberalism' theory is, as elites have internalised it, they've figured there's nothing to be done other than accommodate fascism but in fact, when we fight, we win all the time

This is just such ridiculous framing Like, good news guys, we’ll set the big switch to ‘no mistakes’ www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Words have no meaning at The Guardian anymore. Linehan is a “gender activist” in the same way that the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan is a “race activist”

Borrowing all of tomorrow for a little more tonight

Ich frage mich immer wie sich solche Takes lesen wenn man als Linker irgendwo in der Lausitz wohnt und täglich von Nazis bedroht wird ohne dass es irgendeinen Vibe-Shift-Theoretiker in Hamburg jemals interessiert

Israeli terrorists uproot at least 2,000 olive trees from Palestinian land in the village of Turmus Ayya, north of Ramallah.

“But they came here illegally” ON GOD i don’t care

What even is the fucking point of a spreadsheet tool that can't handle numerical calculations at a rate of less than 100 every 10 minutes.

Sports girlies I need your help: I'm really not comfortable tucking but too self conscious and dysphoric about my genitals at the gym, almost about to cry and my workout just started. Any tips, recommendations etc about gym clothes and outfits? Rt appreciated 🏋️

This is worse then those challenges where they have Europeans write the state names on a US map.

I love to live in the future ....

DIY healthcare has a long history of use by people who don’t have access through established channels. Underground AIDS meds in the ‘80s generally didn’t work, but abortion, compounded weight-loss meds & hormones can be safe & effective if you know what you’re doing.

The constant tension between wanting to laugh at the ramblings of an insane person and the fuck! Fuck! FUUUUUCK!!!! of it all

a relevant starter pack go.bsky.app/2Fq4P6e

Call me a soy cuck or whatever but if the policy i champion threatens the survival of even just one child i won’t do the policy. I hope he burns in hell

The Kenya National Commission on Human Rights is reporting eight confirmed deaths following protests today.

Kein geld jann ein ermordetes kind zurückbringen, aber kann zumindest helfen, dass die familie materiell nicht auch noch vor dem abgrund steht - gebt was ihr könnt

Grim news from Germany. A black family, who had previously experienced several incidents of racial harassment, was the victim of a suspected arson attack on Monday. One child is dead, the other is in critical condition. A fundraiser for them is here: www.gofundme.com/f/unterstutz...

"you're not better than me for not using ai." no, i am. i am better, smarter, funnier, hotter, and all around less obnoxious than you for that one reason.

Jfc - what everyone needs to remember is that being “anti-trans” just means “i think children should kill themselves more”

It's Pride Month, and I am very proud to be a (bisexual) faggot. In response to the upswing of homophobia and transphobia, I plan to get gayer. Fuck these motherfuckers, we will win

It is really really sinking in for me the degree to which LLMs are the ultimate expression of right wing anti-intellectualism. Its proponents are literally mocking the idea that anyone would ever want to learn anything, know anything, develop any actual skill, or have a thought of their own.

Just in case anyone is getting confused out there, you absolutely do not have to hand it to gavin newsom now, or, indeed ever

Garlic crushers are a complete false economy. The time you save crushing is at least tripled in the time you waste cleaning. And don't get me started on what happens when someone tries to get the dishwasher to do it instead

Wir zeigen Dobrindt an wegen Verleitung von Untergebenen zu einer Straftat. Das entbindet aber Bundespolizist*innen nicht von ihrer Verantwortung. Deswegen bieten wir auch Vorlagen für Remonstrationen an. Niemand kann sich darauf berufen, lediglich Befehle zu befolgen.

remember when yevginy prighozin decided he was more important than putin and his plane exploded and putin was just like well, I hope we’ve all learned a valuable lesson today

Trump and Elon posting has effectively wiped out 15% of Tesla’s worth bsky.app/profile/ripp...

Sache ist halt dass acab noch das neutralste ist was man zur polizei sagen kann #grüne

Sending voicenotes instead of text messages is basically a big fuck you. Your time and convenience is not worth the extra seconds it would take to dictate this to voice recognition and give it a cursory check.

The modern toaster

Columnists are always surprised when they discover what the country they live in is actually like. But at a base level this all makes sense when you realise that this country believes fixing things is gay and improving things is tantamount to a war crime

Donated to help Osama and his family - I know we’re all stretched in a million directions but I hope others can contribute, too

the problem with “tech journalism” is that we had 2 decades of mainly white men regurgitating press releases about new cell phones and usb ports on laptops who now are their own publishing platforms while being unable to grasp how the future became automated high frequency feudalism

I maintain that the only way to properly interview Trump would be for a very large, muscular and aggressive man to yell at him and call him various slurs until he gives straight answers. I'm not joking about this even the tiniest bit.

Please don’t expect me to have my shit together by my second rodeo.

Not a single international cargo ship at the Port of Seattle. The port is dead. The last ship from China will dock at a West coast port on the 29th, and the last Chinese ship will dock on the East coast around May 10th. After that, there will be no more shipments arriving from China. We’re screwed.

Wishing everyone a joyful Easter. Thinking of Palestinian Christians in Gaza marking a second Easter under genocide, & in occupied East Jerusalem, where Israeli soldiers attacked worshippers at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. May we fight for justice, freedom & peace for all.

Amazing article newsocialist.org.uk/transmission...

Genuinely - who the fuck is david brooks?

One of the nice things about being on the left is that most of the shit you believe, reducing poverty, climate change, not randomly bombing places, also allows “humanity to persist on this Earth” in ways not involving asking women if they’re ovulating

Probably completely fine

Using my wife’s lip balm like i’m tim sneaking lorazepam on white lotus