My child turned three today and wtf, time? Can you just not?

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

"Maybe, I'd have to think about it"

Just finished up my PG (Pumpkin Grade) 1:1 Haro!

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

Yet again, we can't afford to let LLMs become a source of epistemic grounding for society.

Updating my LEGO White House

Can’t fall into the trap when you are the trap.

Rule 34 Image Grossly Underestimating Kirby’s Fellatory Capabilities

FIGURED OUT A SOLUTION

Isn't it great that one company is responsible for a huge swathe of the internet working?

doesn't just look like a game now, it *is* a game! :D make selection with scrollwheel or the keys shown in the slots (background highlight). press 'R' to ready/sheathe (golden cursor). if nothing is readied left click breaks blocks. if a block is readied, left click places #EniBlockGame #GameDev 🎮

guys. GUYS.

The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes

Spent days looking for my partner's car keys (she doesn't have a spare fob). Days. Just found them now inside of a tissue box... Kids.

four dicks

mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb

“Production will stop, shipments will be frozen, and some companies may not make it”: board game industry braces for further pain after Trump threatens 130% tariffs on China: boardgamewire.com/index.php/20...

This is very funny.

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

@tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf My magnum opus, Mike's brisket joke rendered as the lord intended. youtu.be/1no2DFApK0M

I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings. I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings. I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings. I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings. I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings. I am

I am totally honest & not lying.

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

ratlimit is a greatest of all time poster

Looking forward to how all this will never be used to ban anyone right-wing.

This is how I discovered that these little freaks from Rathergood ended up on add for a sandwich shop. I used to spend far more time than is advisable on Rathergood.

I flatly don't believe they've been able to mitigate the mental health issues, they're lying about that, but letting people form deep parasocial attachments with the chatbot it always going to end poorly and the more they encourage that the worse it'll get

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

This is what you see in an episode of Sliders to show they haven't made it back to their Earth yet

Hey man, if you’re free later me and the boys were thinking of getting together and pressing X to snap to cover.

A few last minute edits, and my little 32x32px Doom sprite collection is complete. ✌️

bonus video: generating new terrain at dawn with a visible chunk radius of 16 #EniBlockGame #GameDev 🎮

Laundromat is short for Laundromathew

….is that

My Ninja Turtles card from Magic the Gathering was revealed!

Made a lot of progress in Silksong this weekend. Defeated 5 more bosses (most are optional I think?), explored huge sections of the map. I have to say, the shard economy is bullshit. I'm constantly running out of tools during learning bosses. It just doesn't need to exist.

Finally watching Andor season 2. It's real good. Up to episode 7 now.

Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...

It’s my birthday today and it would mean the world to me if you dropped by and supported Tam as he raises money for @medicalaidpal.bsky.social Support love ❤️

emulator filter called gameboy advance at night which looks like this

@bitmapbooks.com cool guy you backed here.

The xenophobic author that @bitmapbooks.com is defending has a prejudice that is not exclusive to Brazilians. He has plenty of hate in his heart and have some things to say about our fellow hermanos from Argentina as well... by calling them primates.

LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME

this sword appeared to me in a vision