ROBBED #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

How many times do I have to tap the sign? #GPFigure #SkateAmerica

i said "ted what the fuck" out loud bc honestly ted what the fuck #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

Madison Chock, the matador, has informed me that she does not kill Evan, the bull, at the end of the program. Merely tames him. This is both a relief and disappointing all at once. #gpfigure #skateamerica

A vintage Michelle Kwan-inspired change of edge spiral sequence from Josephine Lee. This is heritage choreography! #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

Women's free skate thread! #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

NOOOOOOOOOOO #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

And if you are paying for Peacock, you completely missed it because they cut away in the middle of the program #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

Free dance thread! Please, skategods (or Pope Daniel Grassl), let it be less disastrous than the men last night #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

Today of all days?? LIES #SkateAmerica #figureskating cc @rockerskating.com

Tara saying in excitement “And then he becomes the pope!” in order to ACCURATELY convey what is happening on the ice is not a thing I expected to hear this season, can’t lie! #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

this was the sign btw #SkateAmerica

On-ice deaths so far in this session: Corey Circelli IJS Scoring Daiwei Dai #SkateAmerica

GOOD we can start implementing the new scoring system where they have to submit a written explanation for their scores #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

help my best friend quickly scribbled a sign that said BRING BACK 6.0 and held it up and everyone started applauding #SkateAmerica

Men, please don't men. I'm specifically not wearing my Menning shirt, OK? #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

Please tell me someone uncursed the ice after the pairs. I'm already almost as shell-shocked as M/B looked in their "choreo sequence." Good luck to the women in the short program. #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

Sometimes at the end of a figure skating event my dad will ask "Did you enjoy that?" and it never ceases to send me into a kind of mini existential crisis Did I enjoy that pairs event? Is this what enjoyment feels like? Should I have finished my PhD? #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

The Georgians got the second-highest performance mark. This sport is a joke #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

I think I finally understand why I have never, ever, met anyone who has said that pairs is their favourite discipline #GPFigure #SkateAmerica

On your way into a pairs lift #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

Emmanuel Savary is going back to Nationals! I enjoy his skating so much. #EasternSectionals #figureskating

Pairs free skate thread starts here. I like Liv and Luke's costumes. Clean SBS jumps even if the second pass was just 2Ts! That first lift scared me. #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

then struggle harder, guys, come on #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

Sophie Joline Von Felten and Ava Marie Ziegler are heading to Nationals! Erica Machida and Michelle Lee will have to wait and see if their scores are enough to get them through after Mids. #EasternSectionals #figureskating

(btw, very recently went to a “memory clinic” appointment with my mom & the doctor went out of his way to tell us that prevagen is not just innocuous snake oil but actually bad for you. this has been a psa.) #SkateAmerica

Rhythm dance thread starts here, although I'm also half-watching the senior women's free skate at Eastern Sectionals. #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

ICE vs the clergy

Surely some 30 year FBI veteran that Patel fired for not thinking his girlfriend sings pretty knows what Trump is so afraid of in the Epstein files. There’s got to be a Mark Felt out there somewhere.

Only three falls? This event felt much messier than that

Internet famous for the right reasons once again #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

Nikolaj Memola, for the record, is taller than Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. #gpfigure #skateamerica

The irony of skating to a group called Two Feet and having a two-footed landing... #GPFigure #SkateAmerica

This is never irrelevant in a men's event #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

I am going to attempt to livepost about the men, but my screen situation (avoiding the hell that is Peacock) makes it difficult, so no promises. Also keeping an eye on the senior women at Eastern Sectionals: Clare Seo making a comeback, Sophie Joline von Felten after her. #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

Good Lord, everyone needs to skate to Whitney Houston so Johnny won’t talk over skaters #SkateAmerica

#SkateAmerica pairs thread starts here. I like that some of these pairs got sassy with their intros. Good luck, Liv Laugh Luke! #GPFigure

Are we getting Ted's commentary for #SkateAmerica on Peacock or nah? He's on YouTube...

PSA to #SkateAmerica viewers: Ava Marie Ziegler is skating now at #EasternSectionals

I'm watching #EasternSectionals senior men while I wait for #SkateAmerica to start. Emmanuel Savary has a gorgeous Latin dance-themed SP that I really hope we get to see at Nationals. 3A (fall), 4S, 3F2T

Hana Yoshida is just so delightful. I really hope she pulls things together here. That runthrough wasn't too bad aside from the 2Lz. #SkateAmerica

I have edited my #SkateAmerica fantasy team like 5 times today while watching practices

Apparently she is dating pairs skater Luke Wang 👀⛸️

Oreoboros

a woman helped Buffalo Bill load his van, setting off a chain of events that ended in him getting shot by agent Clarice Starling

Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics" guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation

From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Subject: Kimble wife So is it done????

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png