Stay inside tomorrow, or face the city-wide assault of SantaCon

I will see AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH at great cost to myself

Thank god SNL brought on Ben Marshall, he is doing some great heavy lifting for a featured player

PHEW I was genuinely worried this might not get greenlit. They can call it—hear me out—28 CILLIANS LATER I am available for hire

Blew past six years ago

Either way?!

Devastating TKO

Never going to be okay after the new Welcome to Derry episode 😫 I am a grieving mother

I have feelings about Delroy Lindo being passed over again

Between this and Paul Dano I kind of wish Tarantino would just fuck off and focus on some feet for a while

Paramount going for a hostile takeover? If this isn’t a ‘no matter who wins, we lose’ scenario then nothing is

Nice to see a non-standalone anime movie push its way in

We don’t have even preliminary box office numbers for Avatar yet because…it’s not out? Extremely bizarre to sideline Superman for that

I bring up AVATAR at least once a week and yet I keep forgetting a new one is coming out

I don’t even care if it’s the People’s Choice awards, TRAIN DREAMS getting any kind of major recognition is a win

Yes!

Max Richter writing the score for HAMNET and then just being like ‘you know what, imma just use my insta-cry piece at the end’ is kind of a flex. No tear duct is safe once On The Nature of Daylight starts playing

Thinking about the harm this Netflix acquisition is going to do to the theatrical experience is making me sick to my stomach

They Have Arrived

Is it just me or does Ella McCay feel like the new Goncharov

Legally adopting Rich Santo from Welcome to Derry

Your Hamnet slander only makes me stronger.

What if HAMNET wasn’t ‘grief porn’ but just—and hear me out—incredibly sad and moving? Like actual grief? Crazy I know

Me for the entire duration of RENTAL FAMILY: 😆🥹😆😆🥹🥹😭😭🥹😆😭😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥲🥲🥲🥹🥹🥹

This acquisition will be a disaster for theaters. Bracing myself 😕

Yuji really said “I have 15 fingers inside me right now” in JUJUTSU KAISEN: EXECUTION and I’ve never heard an entire theater laugh louder. May we all never age past eleven

If TRAIN DREAMS gains steam during awards season I will die happy

People still in the comments defending this loser

Yuta is my biological son and I will not elaborate

Me when Hakeem Jeffries

This whole ‘critics on social media say’ thing Rotten Tomatoes has going is so depressing. Just call them influencers. They get kickback for saying everything is the next Godfather. Meanwhile real film critics are being laid off at major publications. RT is a pox, a pox I say!

MARTY SUPREME 70mm booked! Timmy’s quest for greatness continues

The pie argument didn’t matter this year because I had a piece of all 3 and threw them all up. The great equalizer

I touched Jay Leno’s Tonight Show money

Luna’s voice lessons are paying off #caturday

there's no way to explain our politics without the media being overwhelmingly complicit

The turkey in the Macy’s parade didn’t breathe fire….😔

For some reason my brain will only let me call it the Macy’s Day Parade. Believe me I have tried

There isn’t a single day in December I won’t be at the movies and that’s something I need to come to terms with

We should be allowed to ingest gyoza by the thousands

I’ve said this before, but the best pieces aren’t the ones that ignore complications with the aim of making a neat and sweeping argument (which, in my opinion, many have about this movie). The best writing embraces and wrestles with those complications.

I love when you see an incredible fan artist on social media who makes the most beautiful, emotionally charged art, and then you look at their handle and it’s like @/fart69420 The human race will be okay

always "spam risk" never "friendship opportunity"

This honestly keeps getting funnier

Will never get over Trump looking at Mamdani like he’s what he’s been searching for his whole life

This is basically 400 pages of me rambling about crying and No Good Deed

Was there LSD in my Diet Coke today? What is going on?

If you’d told me this morning that Trump would have a crush on Mamdani by the end of the day….I actually would have believed you. That is a miracle worker right there