Finally watching Euphoria and it’s…well.

Anyone else going to the show at Town Hall in June?

Say it ain’t Soderbergh

at least tomorrow is friday

Blue Lock moment: Rin still sleeping in the bunk bed at home literally breaks my heart anyway I’ll be in bed crying

History will not be kind to the Democrats who sat by and did nothing.

👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Anyway I really need to stop thinking about THREADS

Going from my MRI directly to Lex (please don’t use these as my assassination coordinates)

Sucks that every time I see a cute dog video that’s not from We Rate Dogs I always suspect that it’s AI

Snark is both the presence of malice and the absence of wit.

I only had 41 minutes to talk shit about the Artemis crew and I fucking missed my window

One of THE DRAMA’s major fumbles is, apart from one throwaway line, never once grappling Emma’s race and gender within the context of her actions and people’s reaction to them. Kristoffer Borgli is not sophisticated enough as a director for it, so instead he mishandles and ignores it.

We may not have needed OR asked for a Devil Wears Prada sequel, but since we’re getting one….we kind of DO need and want it, you know?

THE MARTIAN is boring

*AMC Theatres app won’t load* Bluesky is dying

I really hate that they’ve started doing advance IMAX sales like they’re concert tickets. It makes it impossible for anyone but a few people to see movies on opening day.

WET DAY SPECIAL HAS ARRIVED

Nerds Gummy Clusters would be the perfect candy if they didn’t make you throw up

Daniel Radcliffe’s one man show is just phenomenal. Every time I see him it just feels like there’s no ceiling to his creativity and talent.

Jonah Hill looks insane now. The veneers do not help

Happy Easter

I want more ‘what kind of Irish is your grandad’ bits from George Fouracres on SNL UK

If art was limited to just what people had asked for then we'd all be a lot worse off.

Fuck. My life is over

Phenomenal read exploring Backrooms in the context of current culture and digging into the concept of and fascination with liminal spaces, and the dread they invoke.

Idiocracy predicted thi—

My dad told me I should put my fanfic on Substack

The store even looks like a liminal space, and it hints at all the random furniture on the other side. AND the number is a fax number that gets you this weird ass flyer (get lost in an endless sea of…is so good). Great marketing.

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life

Me when I sit down to write a new fic

BookTok has made already dumb people effectively illiterate. What really gets me is how proud they are of their ignorance. And they have a *massive* audience that sees them as authorities. To use their lingo, we are cooked!

My stepmom when she can’t remember the name of HAIRSPRAY: Philadelphia! She’s round and loves to dance?

Holy shit—after 17 years, AO3 has officially exited beta. Never thought I’d see the day. This is the end of an era 😭

Chat sameach! On Passover we mourn those who are not free. Palestine, immigrants, everyone suffering without a voice—Passover is using our past to understand and take action in the present. No one is free until everyone is free.

Ao3 has already won April Fools

An actual boulder is more comfortable than the new Acela seats

Great trailer, very hopeful about the movie. You really can’t go wrong with this cast.

The caption????

What is maxxing

Y’all doubt Jamie Dornan but real ones remember Barb and Star

2 episodes in and SNL UK is so much better than the OG

HOPPERS is the best Pixar movie since SOUL (which was also Pixar’s last good movie). Was not expecting to laugh that hard and get all emotional. And shoutout the little girl in the princess costume who yelled THAT’S A SKELETON when she saw a robot face

Praying Rocky doesn’t get canceled

My parents said PROJECT HAIL MARY was boring. I can no longer take anything they say seriously

A whole cour of JJK and no Inumaki…my boy…where are you 😭

Got some new ink today! If you’re in NYC, Maddie @ White Rabbit Tattoo is a genius.

We didn’t spend nearly enough time praising Chris Hemsworth’s performance in FURIOSA

Having now seen the trailer, I find myself unable to wrap my head around just how bad HE-MAN looks