This is genuinely the funniest thing they could have done

Chiitan thinks of transgender people as my mom and dad cherish my mom and dad for the rest of my life I love you all I will continue to spread the message about transgender people until the day I disappear I hope that all good-hearted transgender people can live their lives with pride and happiness

Absolutely sobbing laughing at this WUTHERING HEIGHTS review

sorry but the anti-woke bowl didn't book Nicki? oh it's grim for her ...

oooo lady gagita

The Super Bowl is like a Seder—after dinner, no one wants to finish the Seder

I’m not crying, you’re crying

MAGA rn

That might be the best, most creative halftime show I have ever seen

Bad Bunny.

…..Charlie Puth?

Tried to scramble it but we all heard king Billie Joe Armstrong you bitches

Football

Inject it into my veins

They can’t possibly choose a Puppy Bowl MVP. In fact I believe it’s a violation of the Geneva Conventions

MAGA is the most explicitly racist it's ever been and centrist media is still on its late-2024 "this is the silent majority and we must respect them" tip so we're getting explainers like "Why both comparing Black people to apes and being Puerto Rican are controversial"

The Oscars are professionally punking Diane Warren

you don't have to be intimidated by anyone ever btw like there really isn't a soul that warrants it

Every single one of these pieces of shit deserves to rot. Rotting would be too generous a punishment, actually. Not going to say what should actually happen to them because I don’t want to get banned, but I don’t really have to.

Honestly good for Andrea Bocelli, he’s still knockin around sounding like that

David Dastmalchian could play a chair and he’d still be better than everyone else in the movie

#Olympics opening ceremonies are truly batshit and that is what I love about them

Oh my god I just teared up seeing Donovan Carrillo as the Mexican flag bearer 😭 I feel like a proud mother ⛸️💫

That was a BEAUTIFUL start to the #Olympics opening ceremony

How DID not one, not two, but THREE new STRANGERS movies get greenlit? Did they cost $5 to make?

Rob is playing a GAME!!!! #TheTraitorsUS

ICE complaining about not getting the 50k signing bonus they were promised is so fucking funny. Trump wouldn’t even pay a children’s choir, did you losers really think he’d fork over millions

They could never make me hate you Rob #TheTraitorsUS

Just fantastic

You could say that world peace has officially been achieved and there would still be people screaming in the comments. The outrage machine has made it so that nothing can fill the hole except for anger, and that high is only temporary before they’re empty again. That’s literally what sustains them.

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

INCANTATION is immaculate found footage horror

The two ways for the smartest film critic you've ever read to look

Imagine the tens of dollars they will lose

The Washington Post layoffs are even more infuriating when you remember that Bezos shoveled 40 million into the MELANIA docume-sorry, propaganda piece.

Sometimes there is good news

I want Liam Ramos to have the happiest, most beautiful life, where he feels safe and loved. I want that for the children of every immigrant. I’ve struggled to articulate how physical the heartbreak is, and I still don’t have the right words.

“Blah,” said a voice from inside the house.

Anyone living in NYC that saw MELANIA is legally mandated to leave

Last week I knew nothing about Markiplier. Now all I know about him is that his fans are unbearable. This has stopped me from ever wanting to know more

The camera panning to Benson Boone during Sombr’s Grammy performance was crazy work

What if one day this winter wasn’t below freezing, as a treat

Based on current release pacing, I would be shocked if there was a part 2. And 6 chapters is nowhere near enough to give BSD a satisfying emotional or character ending after essentially abandoning the ADA for 3ish arcs. Enormously disappointing way for such a great manga to go out.

SZA 😮‍💨

Neil Gaiman about to reach levels of canceled previously thought impossible

Neil Gaiman reappearing after a year to plug his new book while denying any wrongdoing has big Kanye WSJ antisemitism apology/album drop announcement energy

Crunchyroll (ahem Sony) is the worst thing to ever happen to anime

Haunted house Gaga will always be best Gaga