I see the children are dabbling in Y2K runecraft again.

Nothing snaps a Shaughnessy security system* to attention faster than me strolling through the neighbourhood with a pineapple under my arm. *paranoid millionaire homeowner peeping through curtains

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

There’s damp, and then there’s Pacific Northwest moss-flocked street signs damp.

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

The best part about learning how to play guitar is that even when you're crap at it you can still make some nice sounds. Most of the chord changes are a mess? Don't worry, every 9th try you're going to hit it and it feels great.

Time has no meaning

Tapping the sign

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I was crossing my fingers for SCI to head back west for 2026 and it worked! Come one, come all to Kelowna (which was a really great host city in 2019)! skatecanada.ca/2026/03/31/s...

Despite being 6 years and hundreds of hours deep into ACNH, I still encounter bits of character dialogue that leave me wheezing:

I use the internet on my home computer like God intended. My smartphone is my "internet pager" alerting me to things I need to do when I get home. Where the internet lives.

Yuma's glorious, sublime quad sal scored +4.43 GOE. Did the judges decide to withhold perfect 5s for Lent or something? #WorldFigure

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Get in the chair, Yuma! Take your throne! #WorldFigure

Clean Yuma Turandot at Worlds is all I ever wanted. More Kiss & Cry joy today! #WorldFigure

Current mood: relieved the figure skating season is finally over Mood in approx 6 weeks: disgusted by how long it is until the new figure skating season starts

Friends, we have at last reached the end of the Olympic season. To quote the inimitable Shoma Uno: #WorldFigure

Ice dance as the closing event of an otherwise glorious Worlds. #WorldFigure

Great time to catch up on my Tumblr notifications. #WorldFigure

I'm watching the levels rollercoaster around for P&P and I am *nervous* y'all. #WorldFigure

Piper & Paul Wuthering Heights is such a ✨vibe✨. Yes, this isn't a super-trained program, but I kind of liked how it felt looser and more airy. #WorldFigure

The air just vanished from the rink after Lilah & Lewis's score came up. Hoping Piper & Paul can pull the magic back in. #WorldFigure

Patrice is all of us right now. #WorldFigure

No no no not an invalid lift. That's not the way I want this comp to shake out. #WorldFigure

THAT is the performance Lilah & Lewis have been looking for all season. Chapeau! 👏 #WorldFigure

It's been a delight to watch Vadym and Emilea crush it this season. #WorldFigure

This is the last time I'll get to enjoy the little sword *ting ting* sounds in Zingas and Kolesnik's free dance. 🥹 #WorldFigure

Love Bjork. Love Evgeniia and Geoffrey. Love This Free Dance #WorldFigure

I will formally petition for a season of Björk-themed rhythm dances. Let's get weird. #WorldFigure

I find myself yearning for a lightening bolt, a divine intervention, a miracle. #WorldFigure

One more Dune 2 slide, as a l'il treat. #WorldFigure

I'd rank Smart & Dieck's Dune 2 program among the most iconic of the season, if not the quad. The choreography is striking and well-considered, and their athleticism is superb. The crowd was correct to go bananas for this performance! #WorldFigure

Carreira & Ponomarenko's Perfume free dance is the holy trinity of creepy, evocative, and beautiful. 🤌 #WorldFigure

One day, Lajoie & Lagha are going to get their flowers with the placements they deserve. One day, I swear. #WorldFigure

Allison and Saulius have been out here hustling since September and they have more than earned their off-season rest. Great way to close out this program and their season. #WorldFigure

When I inspect the scoring protocols with great interest: #WorldFigure

The only whale I'm going to cross my fingers for tonight is the whale that has just stranded in the Baltic Sea for the second time this week and not a certain free programme. #WorldFigure ⛸️

Ok, the stuffed goose is adorable and I want one. #WorldFigure

Mrazkova & Mrazek fighting tooth and skirt for the best possible placement right now. #WorldFigure

I so look forward to Green & Parsons's lifts. Beautiful, sculptural quality. #WorldFigure

I was holding my breath when the opening curve lift had a scratchy foot and then a total misfire on the straight line lift for the Taschlers. Such a shame because this program has great power and flow. #WorldFigure

RIP Matthias's back and so sad that Finland will only have 1 dance spot for a home Worlds. 😢 #WorldFigure

I'm watching ice dance but mentally I'm going to be stuck on this moment for the foreseeable future: #WorldFigure

Catharsis in five seconds: #WorldFigure

Hear me out: three gold medals and a group hug between Ilia, Yuma, and Shun on the top step of the podium. #WorldFigure

feeling pretty good about the #WorldFigure podiums right now so let's cancel the free dance?

Ilia closing out with one last backflip to send off the season: #WorldFigure

"A mostly clean men's event? At a post-Olympic Worlds?" #WorldFigure

Sometimes we do get happy Benoit, too! #WorldFigure