sorry your wife is mid, but i don’t really see how that qualifies her to help anyone through childbirth

Wow haha it's been a minute anyway look at this cool art I made for @puds.bsky.social

Dragon

Frigid Non-binary baddie call that a Wintery Mx.

Bouba's Delivery Service

At the grocery store shopping for produce, I lock eyes with the nearest woman. "Built like this," I say, holding the most fucked up and deformed carrot you've Ever seen. She looks like her dog just died.

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Wonderful art from @bubbblehoney.bsky.social

a Grungler is a soothing presence, they are not comparable to Chasers. my discord community has at least three of them and the odds of just one of them biting the bullet and transitioning is absolute zero there is a room for Grunglers in our digital society, they strengthen cis and trans diplomacy

she's literally so beagender....

mola mola... kinda looks like a sherbet popsicle. #art

god damnit puds you have to stop being funnier than me (this is not true)

Realizing something after you get married call that Post-Nup Clarity

shimp

fimsh

if you think about it, "trans uhaul lesbian" and "dick van dyke" mean the same thing

4 of my favorites from today's photoshoot, had a lot of fun having these taken :>

Can they stop with the live action remakes please? Who was asking for "Great Depression 2"?

renaming my penis John f Kennedy and hoping it's head just does that also

Biblically accurate puppies go Hark Hark Hark

new video youtu.be/teqkK0RLNkI?...

I Trapped A 15-Year Old in an Experimental Mobile Suit. If he stays in it until the end of the One Year War, he gets to live!

Weird Al Gore

You ever feel melancholy because you become aware you're living in the good times right before they end?

A slightly less nude version of my comm for @puds.bsky.social 🧡

!! I rise from the dead !! With a fresh hot new commission for my beautiful bestie @puds.bsky.social (thanks for letting me draw smut of you love!🧡)

clicker trained puppygirl x arthritic gf who pops her joints loudly

Shellfish is the most erotic food because it chokes you.

today marks the first time in american history where a car company has been allowed to dictate government policy if you ignore every other day since the invention of the automobile

They should use the amber alert system for daylight savings time changes I keep getting ambushed by it

Slugs are funny critters. Wasn't sure how to approach the eyes, but I think I made them look sufficiently bug-like.

Hello

A commission for the lovely @puds.bsky.social, with my funky little color palette. #art #artcommission

Deviously prank your AFK friends by doodling them. (Why is it giving barney vibes?) #webfishing @puds.bsky.social

A sketch commission for the lovely @puds.bsky.social!

A commission for a cool cat, @gnabgnoffe.bsky.social! Thanks so much for taking interest in my experimental color scheme, this sticker absolutely slaps.

I have a man’s hips, I have a man’s face, I have a man’s hands, and mark my words if that man wants any of them back he must wire me £1000000 before noon tomorrow. “You have a man’s voice” yes and if my demands are not met I will steal more men’s voices until all of you are silenced. Now beg, worm.

Mom, can you come pick me up? The best lack all conviction and the worst are filled with passionate intensity

A page of fun little sketches done by the wonderful @bubbblehoney.bsky.social

All union contracts should include the ability to fistfight one customer per year.

More @puds.bsky.social art! I like the stylization on the chef kiss a lot, I pushed it hard and it paid off. #art

God intended for me to steal from EA

Out of an assortment of silly little doodles, this one is my favorite. It's a pun on @puds.bsky.social's character. I cannot explain why LPS has been living in my head rent free lately. #art

Puddles getting obliterated by Gnab with a brick

More pud! @puds.bsky.social These are two of my favorites and I can't pinpoint why. Also from 2021. #art #furryart