i hope this email eats you out

i wonder if anyone in any other country has ever listened to creed while drinking dr pepper and ripping a bong in the shower

cover me in honey and toss me to the lesbians

girl who went to a concert

heaven is populated entirely by women who moan when they kiss

i think MAGA killed the pink redneck esthetic. you don't see them anymore.

john oliver showed furry porn on his show and i recognized it

my pussy is out of my own control

made dinner for gf "my mouth starting watering while thinking about my next bite, as im STILL CHEWING my last one" i might go ring shopping tomorrow

Hello Bonnibel 🦇🍬

Today 2 years ago I realized that I am a woman happy birthday me!!🏳️‍⚧️🥳

300mg energy drink and a few hits off the Pentagon and im good to go

being employed is self harm

anyone know if covid shots still make you sick the next day

i dont care how bad it gets im not financing a fucking whopper

bugs when you lift up A rock

she's a fucking GAMER

The desire to outlive these guys does keep me going though. That kind of spite is a reason to live.

yknow maybe i should shut the fuck up forever maybe

the trump administration is using the most advanced surveillance system in history to look at my balls and they're mad about it

pop a perc for charlie kirk

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

well im a skunk rocker yes i am

you cannot be fucking serious

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU PAY AN INTERNET PROVIDER FOR. IF THEY DONT PROVIDE YOU THE FUCKING INTERNET?????????????????????

i love when im having fun and some shit goes so sideways i cry out of sheer frustration

chat im scared

new pants

yesterday was my 2 year tranniversary so here you go: age 17 vs age 23

i always speed up on the highway whenever i see a tesla im not getting passed by a CLANKER

just saw a car with two identical bumper stickers that said "I ❤️ the Class of '87" and between those was another that said SPIT ON THAT THANG

referring to RFK Jr as Bobby Fortnite

anybody in need of a communal girlfriend

safe word is worcestershire sauce and you have to say it correctly

workplace decorations

got hit on by another trans woman hashtag blessed

at the grocery store hashtag terrified

But what happens if you put cilantro in your butthole?

completed look and your reminder to always listen to the voice that tells you to cut your hair at 3 am

glitter lipgloss that looks like STARDUST it's so gorgeous

got a new lipstick. fucking ONE COAT, MATTE BLACK i didnt think this was POSSIBLE

i have one million different posts to make

new yorkers probably feel like the whole nation COULD have if we got bernie in 2020 or 2016

googling "how to throw it back in the most worldview-shatteringly way"

ball so hard motherfuckers wanna find me. and they did.

a short message for anyone who may be a little upset with the state of the video game industry's marketing