кacey
@fettuccinejones.bsky.social
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motor oil and brake fluid connoisseur
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my pussy is out of my own control
2 months ago
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"hey girl i mean they" except it's a trans woman
about 19 hours ago
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hashtag my hole
add a skeleton here at some point
about 20 hours ago
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putting up WANTED posters around town but they're all AI generated images of speed boats
about 20 hours ago
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people in the marvel universe after giving birth to mike wazowski finding out that their child is a mutant only 15 years later
3 days ago
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swagged up wizards playing basketball
13 days ago
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showing a turtle this cool picture of the Thing i made. he loves it. :)
14 days ago
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At the grocery store shopping for produce, I lock eyes with the nearest woman. "Built like this," I say, holding the most fucked up and deformed carrot you've Ever seen. She looks like her dog just died.
16 days ago
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this dude is absolutely a white supremacist, right?
20 days ago
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good news to every disgusting transsexual pervert out there: i forgot deodorant today
24 days ago
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Ladies and gentlemen, the engine has failed.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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when you're at the lowest point of your life, your car will always be there to make it 100x WORSE
about 1 month ago
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one must imagine sisyphus working in retail
about 1 month ago
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felt kinda cute here ngl
about 2 months ago
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lesbian Cinderella story where she's trying to find the curvy bitch who fits this strap she found in a ditch
about 2 months ago
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i have so many creative ideas but very little practice in any creative outlets and the only way to get better is to DO IT but it's so hard
about 2 months ago
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kaycie ✨☀️✨
about 2 months ago
i hope this email eats you out
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i wonder if anyone in any other country has ever listened to creed while drinking dr pepper and ripping a bong in the shower
about 2 months ago
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cover me in honey and toss me to the lesbians
about 2 months ago
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girl who went to a concert
about 2 months ago
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kaycie ✨☀️✨
about 2 months ago
heaven is populated entirely by women who moan when they kiss
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i think MAGA killed the pink redneck esthetic. you don't see them anymore.
2 months ago
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john oliver showed furry porn on his show and i recognized it
2 months ago
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my pussy is out of my own control
2 months ago
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made dinner for gf "my mouth starting watering while thinking about my next bite, as im STILL CHEWING my last one" i might go ring shopping tomorrow
2 months ago
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Maia Cantik
3 months ago
Hello Bonnibel 🦇🍬
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Maia Cantik
3 months ago
Today 2 years ago I realized that I am a woman happy birthday me!!🏳️⚧️🥳
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300mg energy drink and a few hits off the Pentagon and im good to go
3 months ago
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being employed is self harm
3 months ago
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anyone know if covid shots still make you sick the next day
3 months ago
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i dont care how bad it gets im not financing a fucking whopper
4 months ago
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bugs when you lift up A rock
4 months ago
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she's a fucking GAMER
4 months ago
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Fus Ro Gaga
4 months ago
The desire to outlive these guys does keep me going though. That kind of spite is a reason to live.
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yknow maybe i should shut the fuck up forever maybe
4 months ago
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the trump administration is using the most advanced surveillance system in history to look at my balls and they're mad about it
4 months ago
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pop a perc for charlie kirk
4 months ago
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
5 months ago
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well im a skunk rocker yes i am
5 months ago
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you cannot be fucking serious
5 months ago
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU PAY AN INTERNET PROVIDER FOR. IF THEY DONT PROVIDE YOU THE FUCKING INTERNET?????????????????????
6 months ago
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i love when im having fun and some shit goes so sideways i cry out of sheer frustration
6 months ago
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chat im scared
6 months ago
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new pants
6 months ago
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yesterday was my 2 year tranniversary so here you go: age 17 vs age 23
6 months ago
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i always speed up on the highway whenever i see a tesla im not getting passed by a CLANKER
6 months ago
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just saw a car with two identical bumper stickers that said "I ❤️ the Class of '87" and between those was another that said SPIT ON THAT THANG
6 months ago
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referring to RFK Jr as Bobby Fortnite
6 months ago
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anybody in need of a communal girlfriend
6 months ago
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safe word is worcestershire sauce and you have to say it correctly
6 months ago
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