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the eternal pain and suffering of being a girl... I haven't had any cardmarket stuff arrive in several days :(

there's no way this doesn't get squished into oblivion BUT. someone last night asked how many pokemon i kin so i went through all of em and ranked them on kinnability :) It was really hard to narrow it down and not just put half the dex high up but i tried to restrict myself as much as i could hehe

and then sometimes I am a little bit bigger (but not by very much)

oooooooh people love my funny bugge...

and then sometimes I am a little bit bigger (but not by very much)

and also sometimes i am so smalls ok?

by the freaking way. I'm literally Galvantula with it

I set up my Ko-Fi voice over commissions page! ko-fi.com/amtrax/commi... I have options for per-line commissions (up to 15 lines) and hourly commissions. So if you want me to record a dumb meme for you, narration for your Youtube video, character shoutouts, etc, this is the place to do it!

クモちゃん

Hazel grabbing a tasty snicecream* sneat** 🍦🐍 This one was voted on by and up early for supporters over on my snatreon***!! https//www.patreon... * snake icecream ** snake treat *** snake patreon

[G] Swift Wing / High Velocity Fakemon designs of Paradox Latias and Latios

I think this one takes it for me

Commission for @bloomsys.bsky.social!!!

Commission for @bloomsys.bsky.social!!!

sorry for how i acted last night. i had two dr peppers and let it create a third.

In-game screenshots of Mega Chesnaught from Pokémon Legends: Z-A #NintendoDirect pokejungle.net

Serebii Update: Official render for Mega Raichu X www.serebii.net

Serebii Update: Official render for Mega Raichu Y www.serebii.net

honestly. started off slow but. overall a pretty good direct actually

FEMBLEM TOURNAMENT ARC...

ooooh I cannot wait to play this on literally anything other than the switch

SORRY FUNNIEST FUCKING SHIT

RAIAAHCHUCUUHAHAH RAICHU THAT'S ME I'M THAT YAYYYYYAYYAYY RHEHEHEHEHE

THEY'RE PERFECT HELLO??

chespin,,

DITTO GAME???

donkey Kong is getting paid.

I'm gonna be real. I don't care how good donkey Kong is I cannot bring myself to care about switch 2 exclusives I'll never get to play

why don't you suikupon my balls

oh SHIT hi fatal frame

wait that's genuinely kind of huge. but why do you need to buy a console and a peripheral AND a subscription service

oh they look so fucking ugly this is AWESOME

KILL YOURSELF!!!

wait that's awesome. they're doing some starlink shit for a game that's good this time

YESSSSS

oh my god I always forget how funny it is when they show a game running at 10fps on the switch

okay never MIND everything is GOOD. My friend Yoshi is here :)

it's so funny. why do they keep doing these deep dives and then immediately re-explaining the deep dives

MY AWESOME PLAYMAT SWAG!!!

Thats beautiful

oh shit we got bookmarks now?? hell yes fuck yes :)

oooooh after some birthday stuff i am like. £25 away from having my first commander deck built up in person......... i'm so so happy this deck means SO much to me and i wanna be able to play this game irl!!

24 whole years of Bnuuy................

bunny birthday TOMORROW btw!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<- is getting oddly emotional reading the reviews section of the only swoobat plushie on the pokemon center website.