Game: Mii Channel (2006, Wii) TAS author: DyllonStej Source: youtu.be/EhihHfsi4ME

on literature

being poly and a cuck is some truly embarrassing shit like what do you mean you want to have 5 girlfriends who won't fuck you

denial fetishist who gets bricked up whenever she hits Win + L on her keyboard

"We must be careful about judging people from the past using our own, modern moral framework" is one of those things I hear repeated uncritically so often because it kind of sounds wise. It has a flavor of erudition and fairness. But I think it's quite uncomplicatedly correct to say: "No we don't."

Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:

the absolute audacity for Spotify to charge me ten bucks a month and then tell me I've "run out of audiobook time" when I'm listening to Monte Cristo, a book which has existed for almost 200 years, I'm gonna delete this shit soon lmao

every year it gets a little harder

Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.

is it good when you get an unsolicited dick pic from a number you don't know who knows your name and says he already met you but you still don't know who it is

someone should make a journalism outlet called "The Reasonable Center" or something that bills itself as centrist and nonpartisan, then flood it with stories about the horrors of capitalism and corruption to try and shift the overton window to where it ought to be

first day working again after half a year of nothing--big step 💞

normalize platonic full body contact snuggle sleepovers

Employment drug screening is one of the most degrading, humiliating things someone can go through. How the fuck do we keep allowing them? Who would say it's necessary? It's dystopian.

3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment. 2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.

Holding ur platonic besties hand while they get railed is so important

Putting aside all the horrible shit in them: I cannot believe the global elite composes emails like fucking horses who somehow learned to crudely type. My emails read like Shakespeare compared to the lowercased, unpunctuated screeds written to the worlds biggest pedophile. Fucking write like adults!

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

we apparently have crushes on each other and now I feel like a guilty catholic every time I think about thirstposting on here again 😭

thanks, it's the most horrifying thing I've ever read

Weimar liberals in interwar Germany had more of a fucking backbone than this. I'm so disgusted I could spit

when someone you know irl follows your account is that an invitation to shape up or get worse

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

every clip people post about northernlion is him saying some "you need to touch grass. engage in earthly virtues, the pleasures of the spirit and the mind. reject dopamine. seek transcendence" while he plays 'Subway Surfers But It Makes You Addicted to Slot Machines' in the background

hey i hope your day goes okay. i hope you rest if you need it and take a step or two toward your goals if you’re able to and give yourself grace if you can’t

2026 Primary Woke Wave

dick cheney's dead, mamdani is mayor, and eu5 just came out. this is such a huge day for autistic trans women

I will teach you to play EU5 for $7 this month. (Within what I can reasonably fit into my schedule, of course.) Biggest discount we've ever offered for this tier.

yall i officially got offered a job! a really well paying WFH job! im so relieved i could cry

I'm at the point where I want to be into baseball or basketball or w/e but where in the world do you even start with no reference point and no one in your life into it lmao

oh you went down the alt-right pipeline in 2016? you watched anti feminist youtube? you'd be way more well-adjusted if you'd done what I did: watch Northernlion play Isaac ten years ago and turn into a sycophant ever since

"When history is written as it ought to be written, it is the moderation and long patience of the masses at which men will wonder, not their ferocity." - CLR James, "The Black Jacobins"

Hey everyone, I'm moving in a few days and I'm starting a new job soon, which is good! But money for food will be tight until then, so if you have any to give for a housing insecure tgirl, it makes a big impact 🥺 ko-fi.com/fivecolor

Thursdayween!!

WELP, this isn't great news to wake up to... PayPal's scheduling fucked me over yet again and made the NSF fees hot harder then last time. This is super urgent, any help @ ko-fi.com/kandyelmo is appreciated right now, please and thank you 😭😭😭😭 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️

one of my pathfinder players got me flowers last night because I'd offhandedly told them that I'd never gotten them before ;~;

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

human beings were not meant to Job Hunt

Sometimes what you want and what you ask for aren’t the same thing :3 Commission for : @rukral.bsky.social

Taming Lebanne's Dragon ~

I wanna repost porn on here sometimes but I'm concerned people who started following me for bits won't like it

Northernlion playing Isaac on Friday: "It's like how you can't tickle yourself, you can't be sexually aroused by your own appearance." me, watching him witlessly wade into thirty years of AGP discourse: My king ! You know not what you do!

Just finished Worm, was excellent, my biggest complaint is that there's a transfem BPD clown girl with hammerspace powers called Circus and she barely comes up at all :c

how normal is it to rewatch a specific youtube video every single night for months because it's the last time you ever felt something

a tip for the folks who don't really cook but do or could sometimes: don't buy premade Alfredo sauce. it's just cream and Parmesan and spice, and it's always better if you do it yourself

doctor who locks you in a medical chastity belt because he can't trust you to not immediately get railed after leaving the hospital post bottom surgery

I have never said yippee to my gf and not had her say yippee back immediately and I think that's beautiful