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I forgot to tell you about today’s episode of Dead Funny History. This one is about Emma of Normandy, medieval England’s powerhouse queen — it’s 15 minutes long, funny, factual, and ideal for kids www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Tony: “Got anything nice planned?” Hannah: “Yeah, a quiet day in catching up on #TheArchers.” Tony: “NO, Hannah! NEVER listen to The Archers! You’ll get trapped in a metafiction paradox feedback loop!”

Please listen to Absent Friends on BBC Radio 4 Extra today. Part One is 4.45pm (repeated at 0045) and Part Two is the same time tomorrow. It’s my acknowledgment of various folk from UK sci-fi, horror and fantasy who died this year. 4 Extra doesn’t do many home made productions, so do tune in!

I can't believe it's Hogswatch, and the stores are selling the ingredients for Soulcake Tuesday

In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258

So, is a Christmas poo the poo you do on Christmas Day, or the poo you have from eating so much on Christmas Day, irrespective of the day on which you do it? Interviewer: No, I meant do you have any questions about the job?

Happy Christmas Eve Eve if you celebrate, or just have a great Wednesday if you don't. youtu.be/pTaXqu4uEuw?...

Just saw 8 magpies outside, now I have to look up exactly what that means..

Otter goes undercover….

That's a real line and everything, huh? #TOTP

3 songs in and I'm so missing the snooker #totp

#totp FFS. Again. I think I might actually be a masochist.

I appear to be in a very small group of people who like both snooker and Top of the Pops. Which is funny because this episode of #TOTP is a load of balls so far.

Well.... I suppose there's still the snooker I could watch till 98 is over #totp

Actually Katy, it's 8:21. #totp

My milkshake brings all the Bods to the yard

Ed: “Do you know Dad’s turkey money turned up, it was in his jacket pocket all along?” George: “No, but if you sing it, I’ll join in on the harmonica.” #TheArchers

Doctor Who missed a trick not having a Capaldi episode where he went back to the 70s and saved the world by joining Darts. #totp

Jack Dee hasn’t asked even one band to do one song to the tune of another. #totp

Tax That. #totp

Ah, Mr. Barlow #TOTP

Those are people's nans... #totp

@oz9olivia.bsky.social And so it begins And if your aren't listening to @oz9podcast.bsky.social you're missing out on a hilarious take on our the future in space

God, look how they treated Russell when he was dying. Grim #CallMyBluff en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell...

You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%

#totp not long until 1998 stops and decent 70s music starts

Recording live instruments for ROGUE TROOPER score... Some serious snare drum action going on!

and we're off! #totp

Alisha's Attic, like Martika's Kitchen, is presumably located within Susan's House #TOTP

Steve is leading everyone to the pub for after work drinks. It's been a long week.

Sparks! #totp

The lead singer of Mansun has a "controversies" section on his Wikipedia and that's all you need to know #totp

Madge. #totp

Who shot that Corrs link - Barry Letts(?) #TOTP

Boyzone will continue until morale improves #totp

Steve is my spirit animal

We rule, we like to swing our paants, bo bo bo! #totp

Enya: Has that bastard Captain stopped dancing yet? WE NEED TO SAIL AWAY!!! #TOTP

Play all of Deacon Blue #TOTP

Sailaway sailaway #totp

Thank Christ for 1988. #Totp

It’s all gone very Two Ronnies #TOTP

Stepping Stone #totp