Rousey v. Carano (Live Event, 2026)

After The Academy Awards, I'll think I should see a bigger variety of movies. I don't get mad because 'Superman' or 'The Fantastic Four First Steps' didn't win Best Picture. The Observer Awards should make you aware of wrestling that you might want to check out. Not get pissed off. #wrestlesky

i've been in iwa mid-south crowds bigger than the one tpusa had for its halftime supershow

Oh and if you wonder what the biggest difference between WWE and AEW is - one chants Fuck ICE while one co-operates with the cult that created them.

Tony talks a lot about being the competitor brand. The brand they’re competing with is in bed with the fascists running this country. I hate trying to monetize this shit we live in; but Brody versus Andrade on top in Los Angeles is a pretty strong statement that your company is not what WWE is.

AEW Fans: "Fuck ICE" Triple H: "I was saying Brock Nice"

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

Plunking down £150 for the most expensive edition of WWE 2K26 to reward Vince for not being named in the Epstein files.

Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this

I see the guy who lost to Gunther never gave up, unlike the guy who sold shirts saying "Never Give Up" and then gave up.

From: Jeffrey Epstein To: Donald Trump Subject: Pedophilia Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together. Best, Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.

Imagine having to buy saudi complaint gear to perform in a non-OSHA compliant venue built by slaves in a parking lot. so the saudi gov can continue sports washing and murdering journalists.

Man Who Doesn’t Oppose ICE Has Brain Damage

Hearing reports that EVIL's WWE name is going to be ICU NURSE

Remember, if any WWE person misses an event due to "travel issues" it's because Hunter gave them a day off so they could stay at home and wank themselves daft over the latest ICE atrocity. I have no proof of this but it's very plausible, isnt it?

Aw, don't hire Baron fucking Corbin. He's shit, bald and has never drawn money despite being put in a succession of different gimmicks that nobody ever cared about. He'll be swaggering around then place with his cunt WWE brain, big timing everyone to make up for not being in the Fed any more.

@mysterywrestling.bsky.social I was at Sunday's Cardiff show. It was all great, but in particular Gene Munny and Psycho Mike made me laugh so much i've legitimately exacerbated a hernia, Kenny Omega style. I hope you're proud of yourselves

Nixon Newell may have the most fried brain of anyone in pro wrestling today. It's not necessarily what she says, it's that she expects anyone to believe her. It may not be her fault, but fucking hell.

Pro wrestlers are not the gatekeepers of who is and is not allowed to comment, critique, love, or hate a program/match/story. The second you turn your passion into commerce, it’s a transaction with the consumer, who pays through their dollars and/or time spent.

Are New Japan still cracking down on GIFs? Wonder how long before they take down this one I made of Aaron Wolf selling.

ACE PLINTH

I'm going to make motherfuckers play Fujinami's music at my funeral

I've been busy so my take here isn't particularly red hot, but if I was a wrestler with an edgelord gimmick being accused of coasting, I'd be renaming my brainbuster finish the Renewtrient.

Due to rights issues, in the reunion series, instead of WCW footage of Bret Hart and Chris Benoit, we can only use the Paige, Xavier Woods and Brad Maddox sex tape where he cums on the NXT Championship.

Captain Tom's daughter, 2024

Cena retiring atop the Riyadh Season logo, as he should.

...and you really do need to have him lose because that gets heat or whatever, then just have the finish be him being put to sleep because he didn't give up. Literally have the announcers say "he didn't give up" a dozen times for the benefit of the slow thinking audience you think you have.

It's really not complicated. If you spend a two hour broadcast explicitly celebrating somebody's motto as being Never Give Up, you should not end the broadcast with that person giving up. If you really do need to build the finish around a catchphrase because it makes you feel like a real writer...

Those fans are about to be offered all-expense paid trips to the Rumble next month. The twist? They won’t make it to the show.

Triple H next week: “No, no - that crowd wasn’t mad at me. They just wanted me to do Bret & Anvil’s finisher multiple times.”

Remember, Cena retiring was only the secondary purpose of that show, which was primarily a taping for season 2 of Unreal. (Michael Hayes turns to Bruce Pritchard: "We got em. They never expected that!" Pritchard: "We are geniuses! Cut to Paul Levesque: "We make movies."

“Tonight, professional wrestling destroyed sports entertainment.” -Michael Cole Yeah it's called #AEWCollision

YouTube premium has a "commonly skipped over section" feature. I thought it was automated to cover sponsor reads. Nope, it's legit based on user behaviour. I just saw it come up for a Miz promo.

Nixon Newell not turning up to Attack today was... expected. Must have asked her to lose.

Off to see the IWGP Heavyweight Champion vs the CMLL World Heavyweight Champion, in Cardiff. What a sentence.

Oh, so the AJ Styles/Dragon Lee tag finish everyone was going apeshit about was just the thing Leon Cage does by himself.

Everyone all upset over what Bret said about how fake WWE looks these days. Some even putting images of him wrestling a clown as a gotcha. Now go watch WAR GAMES and watch Matt Bourne vs Bret at SummerSlam 93. Get back to me which one looked like a pantomime. Absolute dog shit.

@threekidneysmoj.bsky.social Holy crap, Toni Storm said shitarse www.facebook.com/share/r/14T7...

Tax replica title belts 700%

No, when I was 10, I didn't have to work, so everything from the world that year is better than now.

Sting (2021)

Mean Genes (2004)

These bastards stole their power from the victims of the Us v. Them years, wrecking all things virtuous and true. The undermining social democratic downhill slide into abysmal lost lamb off the precipice into the trickle down runoff pool. ... Song: Ignoreland Album: Automatic For The People

Vince McMahon is said to be writing a book at the minute, according to his back Justin Hawk Layfield. I hope the last chapter is wrote out in his own shit on the walls of his prison cell.

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You’ll never guess who was the ring announcer at last night’s El Hijo del Santo lucha show. Yep, that’s former FWA Tag Team champion, Jorge Castano! We found him!

just to make sure I'm getting my Reform arguments in line - the country is currently over-run by non-white immigrants, there are huge swathes of the country that are no-go areas if you're white, and yet featuring non-white faces in an advert isn't representative of the demographics of that country?

Katamari Damacy (2025)