Hulk Hogan: Real American (Limited Series, 2026)

AJ Styles is reportedly wearing a few different hats at WWE post-retirement. They're all red and say Make America Great Again on them.

lol I'll pretend u said 18

SNL have finally put up 45 seconds with Fouracres www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fkt...

Turning Point USA 🤝 WWE struggling to draw crowds

Big if true.

Punk sharing a plane with Vince is it

Tell you what, the prestige of the Tokyo Dome has taken quite the hit since I found out that Jamiroquai drew 45000 there.

Hey, have a seat. What I’m doing here is I’m looking for a copy of a decades-old book that contains a picture of the specific reconstruction-era cross stitch that inspired Michael Stipe to write Swan Swan H. How does this feel? Better than trying to ban books at schools where you don’t have kids?

I wonder what President Trump's job approval rating is in NXT? I imagine it's gotta be at least around 98%. And that's just before they will move you up to the main roster. (I kid. I kid. Mainly because these days I wouldn't survive in Guatemala summer heat)

CMLL: on fire, constant sellouts AEW: white hot, best matches NJPW: youth movement, finally WWE: Pat McAfee, Jelly Roll

Didn't have Jun Kasai VS Robbie X on my radar for the year. It's there now.

If Jericho is returning to AEW he should be under a mask as Ciclope in a battle royal. He wins but does not unmask; he is Ciclope now and wrestles old man lucha style. He retires at AEW’s Royal Rumble in 2042 (TK’s next bid for the WWE is accepted).

I've not got more right wing as I've got older, probably the opposite, but I've definitely morphed from attempting to save people from shit to simply not engaging with shit and seeing those who do as part of the problem. Because people are horrible.

Paul (2011)

Some days research just means spending a day finding a single place selling a copy of your subject matter's book that wasn't *also* selling Rhodesian stamps and dubious military paraphernalia.

So, AJ Styles' new job after retirement is: warehouse shelf stacker?

For whoever needs to hear this I'm the only Jewish person to lead a political party - third largest in the country. The Daily Mail have been & always will be my enemy - they historically supported fascists & continue to do so. I'll take no lectures from them on Antisemitism.

Which Tiger Driver is more dangerous?

I regret to inform you all that Leon Cage, in addition to hitting his nutty spots perfectly, and selling like a bastard, and innovating to the point that the Bucks steal spots from him, also hits really good but safe as fuck chairshots to people's backs.

questions ice agents love to answer: - do your kids still talk to you? - what are your t levels these days? - restraining orders, amirite?

Got my Pillars.

Haha have it Spurs

Watching the 1998 Anaheim WWF house show. I've seen enough Hunter to know he's not great, but fuck me he's the worst thing on this card so far by a million billion miles, and earlier we had Chain vs Marc Mero

If you’re gonna say shit like this, don’t be the guy running the shitshow when a referee has a seizure and wrestlers are stomping him.

For years, science has never been able to work out whether it's possible to masturbate to completion while laughing hysterically. We may be on the verge of a scientific breakthrough, and it's all thanks to Arsenal fans

Jake Hager and Power Slap is the most perfect combination. He's always had an unfortunately annoying face, and now we know he's a prick, and we get to watch him getting slapped across the face with absolutely breathtaking force.

Saved you a click: There was a doctor in attendance and everyone in the building was scared he might vaccinate them.

If I was one of the Reform Company Ltd PLC shareholders I'd be demanding my money back or at least calling trading standards this morning.

The right are furious that a white, English tradesperson got elected.

Rousey v. Carano (Live Event, 2026)

After The Academy Awards, I'll think I should see a bigger variety of movies. I don't get mad because 'Superman' or 'The Fantastic Four First Steps' didn't win Best Picture. The Observer Awards should make you aware of wrestling that you might want to check out. Not get pissed off. #wrestlesky

i've been in iwa mid-south crowds bigger than the one tpusa had for its halftime supershow

Oh and if you wonder what the biggest difference between WWE and AEW is - one chants Fuck ICE while one co-operates with the cult that created them.

Tony talks a lot about being the competitor brand. The brand they’re competing with is in bed with the fascists running this country. I hate trying to monetize this shit we live in; but Brody versus Andrade on top in Los Angeles is a pretty strong statement that your company is not what WWE is.

AEW Fans: "Fuck ICE" Triple H: "I was saying Brock Nice"

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look

Plunking down £150 for the most expensive edition of WWE 2K26 to reward Vince for not being named in the Epstein files.

Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this

I see the guy who lost to Gunther never gave up, unlike the guy who sold shirts saying "Never Give Up" and then gave up.

From: Jeffrey Epstein To: Donald Trump Subject: Pedophilia Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together. Best, Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.

Imagine having to buy saudi complaint gear to perform in a non-OSHA compliant venue built by slaves in a parking lot. so the saudi gov can continue sports washing and murdering journalists.

Man Who Doesn’t Oppose ICE Has Brain Damage

Hearing reports that EVIL's WWE name is going to be ICU NURSE

Remember, if any WWE person misses an event due to "travel issues" it's because Hunter gave them a day off so they could stay at home and wank themselves daft over the latest ICE atrocity. I have no proof of this but it's very plausible, isnt it?

Aw, don't hire Baron fucking Corbin. He's shit, bald and has never drawn money despite being put in a succession of different gimmicks that nobody ever cared about. He'll be swaggering around then place with his cunt WWE brain, big timing everyone to make up for not being in the Fed any more.

@mysterywrestling.bsky.social I was at Sunday's Cardiff show. It was all great, but in particular Gene Munny and Psycho Mike made me laugh so much i've legitimately exacerbated a hernia, Kenny Omega style. I hope you're proud of yourselves