Why are they putting someone who's only a prototype of a star in the main event? Something could go wrong!

That "important announcement" had better be that Edge and Hurt Business have been told to fuck off.

An actual shock

Is Toni Storm wearing Jessica Rabbit's dress or am I reading too much into this?

Random nickname idea: the One Man Flat-Roofed Pub

i keep seeing ppl say 'the left and the right do not exist anymore'. thas not true. you jus don't like that you can't comfortably sit between the left and nazism without looking like a complete twat. you've no longer got the 'oh im so sensible' middle option bcos fascism forces you to plant a flag.

Oh, its a rebadged "phone radiation will cook your brain" thing, last seen in 1999 from credulous mothers.

Also, it won’t be the first “EMF friendly match” or whatever; Vince used to go “UNBELIEVABLE” all the time in the 80s and 90s.

OH YES... LFG.

Graham Linehan gets refused entry back in to the US where he now lives so he just has to live in the airport like Tom Hanks in that movie except instead of making friends and getting off with Catherine Zeta Jones he just gets arrested several times a day.

Graham Linehan is all of them without a mask and that's why they hate him.

It's a good job the Linehan thing isn't a "toxic culture wars" thing, then. Just a plain old case of harassment, stalking, and criminal damage, oh and assault. On a child. 👍

Trump resigned yet?

Cardiff is taking the piss

I can

"Barron Trump, I hear you have a very famous father.... And your father is DEAD."

This has been going around lucha FB and Twitter this week, for those of y'all that aren't on there. Bandido signaling he's full: no more push Tony, please. Fenix to Penta: go to sleep Penta, maybe tomorrow they'll give us a push.

My perspective on so many things with wrestling has changed as I've gotten older but I am never going to like or even have any respect for Vince Russo's vision of wrestling, because I like wrestling and Vince Russo doesn't. A fundamental difference too massive to bridge the gap at all.

There's nothing wrong with thinking a particular loss isn't the right thing for you at a specific time and standing your ground. The problem is when you go full WWE brained "I was in the real company, I should never lose in the new company," #AEWxNJPW #ForbiddenDoor

Lads, Cope is thr worst wrestler I've seen live this year and its not particularly close

And, as I am a crippled disaster, I am now in an incredible amount of stomach pain. My stomach hurts so much I feel it in my balls. Its unpleasant. However: i'm high as a kite, everybody! Goofballs!

Negative things: had to turf an absolute inadequate dullard out of my seat, he walked away sadly saying " I was told I could sit there" after i'd showed him my tickets. He then spent the show moping about, watching football on his phone.

Spanish Dad started the "hurling the roll of blue tissue paper back to Ricky Jr" thing, too

Also, was sat behind a Spanish family (dad, mum, adorable child) who were super into Zozaya (and Blue Panther). They had a Spanish flag and the boy ran up to the barrier snd got Zozaya's attention on his entrance. Heartwarming!

Also, Manders and Shire against Mills and Joshua was pretty terrific as well. Kind of got lost because of card placement but Jay Joshua hurling bombs straight from Splott is exactly the kind of stuff that makes me happy.

I know there was Hechicero and Blue Panther and ZSJ and Zozaya and Sha Samuels being a WINNER, all of which was incredible stuff. I like the Rev Pro HOF bringing family and friends out, it's as classy as this kind of thing can get.

Low key the best moment of last night was Liger selling his hand and wrist after hitting a shotei, because hes been retired for years and isn't used to throwing them any more.

Hiroshi Tanahashi’s entrance music must be so inspiring for people who don’t have sexual attraction to others. #AEWDynamite

Doing my research for the weekend and I can get ice cold 7% cider in a pub for £3.10 in Greenwich. London prices my clavicle.

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

The Futurama live action movie has cast its Zoidberg.

It's so revealing when Meltzer drops crazy news on Observer Radio & it doesnt take off. Dynamite isnt just beating Raw for live viewing: more people watch it over 7 days than Raw. No Netflix bump. Dynamite is now the #2 show in pro wrestling. Raw is #3.

One of the main eventers (in a grudge match that had been built up, with angles and such) didn't turn up at a show I was at last night, allegedly because his girlfriend's cat was missing. I'm not saying we should be back to the days where wrestlers would miss their kids being born, but FFS.

Also and relatedly: everyone knows Danshoku Dino (especially @kieranedits.bsky.social ), but today I read a list of his move names, all of which are childishly hilarious. Like the Gay-do Clutch. And the Rainbowmaker.

Today I learned why 90s wrestler/AV star Chocoball Mukai was called Chocoball, and also that he has a protege named Meatball Yoshino.

Had there been a WWE press conference, question one is "has anything changed to now make it OK to have Lesnar on screen?" Assuming the answer is no, question two is to take them at face value and then ask "why the fuck have you not used one of your biggest stars for 18 months?"

Hi Netflix. Can I get a discount if you remove the option for me to view WWE content? Thanks.

It used to be embarrassing to be a wrestling fan because people would think you’re stupid. Now it’s embarrassing to be a wrestling fan because people might assume you support sex trafficking.

Planning my London trip and it appears that theres a real possibility that I can get from my hotel to the O2 by BOAT. I've never travelled to wreatling by BOAT before.

Hearing reports Nick Hogan took so long commenting on his dad's death because he was prioritising his mental health. Unlike the mental health of his friend who's brain he cunted a car straight into, causing severe permanent damage.

The ultimate directory of his bullshit, by the inimitable @franticplanet.bsky.social: franticplanet.wordpress.com/2012/03/09/t...

Jimmy Hart is being buried alive with Hulk in a Burns/Smithers situation, right?

Is there a chance that the Grim Reaper was told to find a racist orange liar, and Johnny Aced it?

Let me tell you something, bereaver