My mom if I ever did this:

Slow motion better than no motion ya digg

We ain’t America like we used to be

Me when I see one of my moots post a food pic

Ending a great day with an panic attack

I slept all day practically and it was grrrreat. Going back to bed. 😴

Hey. Hey, you. If you’re reading this, don’t forget to take your meds before bed.

Keystone Kops Korps

Marjorie Taylor Greene looks prehistoric.

🎶 Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream…🎶

*Exhale* BetMGM | #FlyEaglesFly

I had the best nap ever. I wanna go back to dreamland

i hate when people try to police how certain words are said. if you understand what they’re saying, why does it matter? oh it doesn’t? oh you’re just anti black? got it

SL cleanse

I really can’t believe them women was really out there fighting for flavor flav love lmao they was really kissing that man😭

I’m all right. 🩷 Thanks for checking in. Let’s keep this going.

Black people… y’all alright? ❤️

I’m all right. 🩷 Thanks for checking in. Let’s keep this going.

in the internet and in life, pay attention to who owns up to bad judgment, apologizes, moves on, does better; versus who gets too caught up in ego to admit mistakes, doubles down, and/or never learns anything (and, who also stirs shit while doing the latter)

Ravens playing so ass….

Bean: Can I talk to Christina Maguchi? Me: WHO?!!! Bean: She skates on ice Ohhhh he meant Kristy Yamaguchi. Got it!

[brandishes gun]

I usually get real sour with them… You don’t deserve my sweetness, not now that you’ve demanded it 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️😒😒😒😒

i think it’s lost on some of us that there are things we need to do for NOW, and there are things we need to do in consideration of today’s kids and their kids and so on. some of us consider surviving tomorrow, too. there’s space for thinking of surviving today AND tomorrow.

I have RBF. So I either ignore or go tell them to go fuck themselves. Go tell your buddy to smile. Leave us women alone.

Going to buy some likka

i scowl and ignore, but i’m cussin him out and plotting his demise in my head (i wish i could throw hands without risking losing my life) for the next 30 seconds (because that’s all the energy i’m wasting on you)

🥲🥲🥲 Black love will forever ❤️‍🔥 have me 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 A truly divinely inspired song & a wonderful cover of it

Happy Sunday!!! The more you know....

I'll die single before I get with anyone who is rooted in hate in ANY capacity. ~JJ

Love is literally the whole point, but we keep failing the assignment.

All right. Im going to bed! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Student loans should be forgiven for teachers. Have you met kids? They work more than 40 hrs. And most of the parents should be in class with them.

The fig jam + bacon and onion jam

Think I’m going to take an edible and sleep all day. I need restoration 😌

Harpo who dis woman

Not me being cold up under the cover. Rather be cold than hot so I’ll deal.

Multiple people were shot at a Michigan church, which was also set on fire, authorities say abcnews.go.com/US/multiple-...

My phone knows me now because it autocorrected ducking to fucking 😂

The best hearted people get treated the worst. Thats by design. Don’t let it change your heart. ❤️

Who is responsible for thissssss???? 😲🫢🤣 They have Tina Turner looking like a Thundercats cartoon character. Lion-O's hair, Cheetara's face, and built like Pathero in heels. These people don't like Black women. Y'all, I'm screeeeaming! 🤣

That's why motherfuckers are lonely. Repercussions and consequences of their behavior.

Wrong that cannot be repaired must be transcended.

In Ohio, starting on Monday 9/29, we'll be implementing an age assurance solution similar to what we're doing in South Dakota and Wyoming. Read more here: bsky.social/about/blog/0...

After my people leave I’m getting in the bed and staying there allllllllll day 🙂‍↕️

Attention seeking is a helluva drug.

These "pranksters" are outta control!!

No matter what the question is .....

Whenever I hear Rance Allen, I think about the time at my grandma’s funeral when one of my aunts was roasting another and said “bitch get yo Rance Allen looking ass out my face with that loose ass suit!”