Good news @celebrityhottub.bsky.social : they're basing the Encino Man reboot on you!

Everything makes more sense after a healthy bowl of high-fiber cereal, a phenomenon known as "Post Grape-Nuts Clarity".

It's my birthday today! The whole last year I've struggled to get any freelance work so it'd mean a lot if you'd share my art! Still looking for work in TTRPGs and publishing 👁️

I'm gonna go rewatch This Is Spinal Tap. The Reiners left this world better than they came into it. They deserve a better send-off than this atrocious heel-heat news cycle. When they go low, we go to 11.

Horror/comedy movie: being haunted and constantly roasted by these two.

I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape

Hey @profanity.accountant how bad is it?

Hey @edsbs.bsky.social the French have another heist for us.

I wrote about it lol defector.com/olivia-nuzzi...

Happy Halloween!🎃 Join our Spooky Snackers as they navigate Wicked Warheads, Yellow Snow ICEEs, and the return of a kickin’ Mr Pibb on this week’s #LetsTalkAboutSnacks! And #ZevPrince? @rawrglicious.bsky.social @conradzimmerman.bsky.social @guzzlinseltzer.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/143381...

I'll be in East Tennessee, Tulsa, Tyler, Atlanta, Mobile, Jackson, Memphis, Nashville, Plano, Houston, Austin, Seattle, Portland, Sacramento, Bend, San Diego, Phoenix, New Orleans, Anchorage, Nome, Fairbanks, Juneau, Homer and MORE..... link in reply.... share this with those that need to know!!

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Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

The youngest Duke of Hazard is putting on a show. (Good neighbors doing good neighbor things too)

This one is the closest thing to a Fullcast Greatest Hits episode: accents, heists, sound effects and a Bizarro @celebrityhottub.bsky.social cameo.

congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford

Bluesky really doesn't want people to say "rest in piss" about Charlie Kirk aftermath.site/bluesky-char...

Forwarding to @celebrityhottub.bsky.social for no reason.

The perfect vehicle doesn't exis... never mind.

Seeing Sturgill Simpson in Righteous Gemstones brought a smile to my face and hearing him sing, the first I heard since he ruptured his vocal chords, brought tears to my eyes.

Five Things! In this economy? The best newsletter/subscription about "Things" available.

nowhere is the abject failure of 24-hour news cycle reporting more painfully evident than in aftermath of school shootings

Wow this news about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement is shocking!!!! tinyurl.com/2f3xkh7j

OMIOS URES COMES OUT SEPTEMBER 3!!!!!!!!!!!! www.matheusgraef.com/blog/omios-u... My classless, level-less TTRPG with a free form magic system is getting a pay-what-you-like Early Access release!! Full overview of the system in the replies! Shares & reposts are super appreciated!

Absolutely cannot stress how important SEPTA funding is for anyone living in/around Philadelphia. Even if you've never set foot on it, your life will be 100000% impacted by the service cuts. If you haven't contacted your reps, don't even look at me: savesepta.com

An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life

getting clout poisoned on bluesky is like getting high off oregano

On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀

This meeting is the exact point where I left the church.

🚨 Yesterday, hospital nurses went ON STRIKE for the FIRST TIME in Baltimore history at Ascension St. Agnes Hospital "We've tried bargaining for 18 months," RN Robin Buckner told me @therealnews.com, "now the only recourse we have is to strike" @nationalnurses.bsky.social

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Y'know what? Let's make it a thread of stuff coming out in the next few days. Ascent Of Ashes is a squad tactics/town-builder hybrid from a crew of Rimworld modders. Looks to have some nice crunchy real-time (with pause) cover-based combat.

Excited to co-write a story with @lukeplunkett.com that puts the Vice/Waypoint saga of the past few days into the context of the wider destruction of games journalism, not just of sites themselves but of professional development, secure jobs, and living wages

New episode! We talk to Ghost of Yōtei's creative directors about all the details from last week's State of Play, Ralph's launched a website, and we battle it out over Death Stranding 2. youtu.be/qT0wGSm18bs?...

Merrick Garland you dumb bitch

I sadly missed portfolio day, but here’s some new art! ‘Galactic Wayfarer’ | My first of a few for MtG: Edge of Eternities! 🚀 AD: Zack Stella

Hello #PORTFOLIODAY I’m Bella Bergolts - a freelance illustrator. One day I hope to create something truly original… but until then, please enjoy my endless obsession with dark fantasy ✨

Hello #PortfolioDay! I am Isa, a German fantasy illustrator working for publishers, games and advertising. Open for commissions! 📨[email protected] 📷 isabeaubackhausillustration.de

Its #portfolioday ! I'm Jameela, an illustrator working mostly in YA/fantasy/romance genres. I love painting surreal portraits, and bold graphic compositions! jwahlgren.com/adult www.instagram.com/jameelaillus... jam.wahlgren @ gmail . com

Hi #PortfolioDay My name is Pola. I’m a artist and a small business owner since …today!!!!!!🙌🏽🎉🎊🎉🎊 My shop will open soon 🫶🏼

2010: ODYSSEY TWO (1982) Acrylic on Illustration Board - 30" x 20" When legendary publisher Judy-Lynn del Rey asked me to do the cover to the sequel to 2001 by Arthur C. Clarke she said, "What we're looking for here is a 'big book look.'" 1/4

Hi #portfolioday! I'm Veronica - a fantasy illustrator with a passion for dramatic scenes, character and creature art! Always open to chat about TTRPG, book or TCG work 💕 💌 [email protected] 🎨 voneill.art

It's #PortfolioDay!! I'm Natalie, an illustrator working on exciting projects with amazing people! Let's connect! linktr.ee/nataliedombois

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