Okay so there was a GAS LEAK at the comedy show so Sluggo and I did not get to see @billywaynedavis.bsky.social which makes me so very sad but the manager was so nice and is gonna make sure he gets the incredibly silly gift I made him. I can finally reveal, @skulleigh.com !

@billywaynedavis.bsky.social I just got tix to see you in Sacramento!

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BREAKING: Skeletor's greedy sister will not seek reelection to the Senate.

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I think if you BRAG about passing a dementia test, you failed.

I'll give any reporter $1000 to ask Trump to name all his children and their mothers.

No one loved privatizing war more than Dick Cheney, he was a real life Penguin and he died peacefully. Weird fucking world.

Tour link:

Democrats are like firefighters who just post updates on social media about how badly your house is burning.

Playoff baseball is like Seattle in the summer.

I'll be in East Tennessee, Tulsa, Tyler, Atlanta, Mobile, Jackson, Memphis, Nashville, Plano, Houston, Austin, Seattle, Portland, Sacramento, Bend, San Diego, Phoenix, New Orleans, Anchorage, Nome, Fairbanks, Juneau, Homer and MORE..... link in reply.... share this with those that need to know!!

Profits for the sake of what you fucking idiots?

Ive been touring Alaska for well over a decade and I’ve watched a glacier disappear with my own eyes. That’s why I “believe” in climate change. It’s real, we did it, and we can stop it.

Definitely needed this today. @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social @billywaynedavis.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/2prl...

This country feels like we’re getting car jacked by idiots who don’t know how to operate a car?

Manhattan, Santa Fe, Redway, Morristown, Tulsa, Tyler, Atlanta, Tuscaloosa, Mobile, Jackson, Memphis, Nashville, Plano, Houston, Austin, Portland, Seattle, Bend, Phoenix, San Diego, Nome, Anchorage, Fairbanks, Homer, Juneau, and more...... BWDTour dot com for tickets and details.

You can’t debate with people who aren’t being honest with themselves.

Striking works faster than voting.

ROAD GOES ON FOREVER….cum see moi! Manhattan Santa Fe Redway Morristown Tulsa Tyler Atlanta Tuscaloosa Jackson Memphis Nashville Plano Houston Austin Seattle Bend Sacramento Phoenix Alaska and more!!

Is everything one big company yet? Hurry up if not.

Other poor people aren't why you're poor. Billionaires have your money. They're the only minority fucking your shit up.

Those people with more than a billion dollars are the only minority that's hurting your country.

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Somewhere along the way, it became worse to point out the problem than be the problem.

Billionaires are the only minority hurting the country.

Not even being political, i don't think anyone needs more the $1 Billion. But for $100 million i'll stop saying it and go away.

Mike Johnson could accidentally audition and get cast as Nazi in a movie. Even if you never heard the things he says and believes, just saw him on a muted TV, you'd be like, "what's that nazi looking fucker talking about?"

Its the way y'all pick and choose things from the bible to justify your behavior and emotions instead of working on yourselves. That's why we can't take you serious.

MAGA's foundation is anger. They aren't trying to make anything better. They're still angry while having all the power because now they have to govern and they don't know how anything actually works.

Every person in charge currently is like a real life Will Ferrell or Danny McBride character. Just incredibly confident morons.

Hey suspend Kimmel cause Patel got handled today.

General Strike. Shut it all down.

Jesus is proof you can’t pick your fans.

Jesus is proof you can’t pick your fans.

I’m in Houston this weekend at the punchline!! Come through!!

vivid flashbacks to @iwriteok.bsky.social and @billywaynedavis.bsky.social talking about this on Behind the Bastards

My thoughts on Jordan Peterson: Part of the college experience is learning how to identify “educated” people who are deeply full of shit and acting in bad faith. He reminds me of that Damon Wayans’ prisoner character from In Living Color.

Nashville

i took the hundreds I invested in the stock market out during Covid when it was clear it didn't reflect any reality. I just wish I had enough to manipulate it.

The only thing Bill Maher believes in is Bill Maher having a tv show. That’s it.

I'm just a little joking when I say, Bugs Bunny in a blonde wig and bright red lip stick could destroy this administration from the inside out.