Samson and Delilah, by Lucas Cranach the Elder, 1528–30 (flipped), 📸 by Jason Miller

Spotted today outside a liquor store. First time I’ve seen one in over a year.

BROKE: It's anti-Semitic not to root for the OKC Thunder WOKE: The OKC Thunder must be returned to their ancestral Zionist homeland, in Seattle

It’s not Maxwell’s Silver Hammer. Stop trying to make it happen.

This is supposed to be Mr Met as the Mandalorian, but it’s giving more Dark Helmet

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Shovin' sesh. 😤

Dodgers Pride Night is June 5 against the Angels, and they are putting up a permanent display in the centerfield plaza at Dodger Stadium honoring Glenn Burke and Billy Bean

Almost noon, and still haven’t gotten to any of my stuff today for various reasons. Probably just taking a mental day at this point once I get the “various reasons” settled.

7 months to go

Up there with Whites Only Laundromat.

When you lose your fastball, but find Republican Jesus.

The Moose Bar (2004-2004): On the heels of a Gold Glove season, then-Yankees pitcher Mike Mussina (aka "Moose") received his own candy bar, milk chocolate filled with peanut butter. The overall quality was noted for being of significantly higher than other athlete chocolate bars at the time.

So long as perfection remains the mortal enemy of good enough, we will never achieve utopia.

Government: You need this form to complete your taxes. Also, government: We have no record of this form on file for you.

I never understood what the phrase “functionally illiterate” meant until I heard Donald Trump speak words that he clearly didn’t write himself.

Not to "Actually...." here, but actually, it was the current Vice President that compared Trump to Hitler.

A friendly reminder. If you ever finding yourself starting a sentence with the word “actually” just stop talking because whatever comes next isn’t going to be anywhere near as informative or witty as you think it is.

What Alex Cora saw after opening the door that said “Press Room” after beating the Orioles 17-1 today.

Needed to share

The Oakland Ballers’ April Fool’s joke will become a reality when they play as the Blazers for select games this season. Read about it on @sportslogos.net at news.sportslogos.net/2026/04/23/o...

Oneil Cruz bounced a homer off the top of the fair pole

Here, I made this for my newsletter a few months back. Feel free to share with any Cabinet members you know.

Most Americans: I’m going to die working this job 😞 Members of Congress: I’m going to die working this job! 😃

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

This is already demonstrably incorrect. And Wright isn't even dead yet.

ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel" ACHILLES: fuck you

GAME ENDS ON A WALK OFF BALK

Garret Anderson did things his way. In an era of juiced-up home run hitters he hit doubles — lots of them, including a league-high 56 in 2002. www.nytimes.com/athletic/720...

Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!

When the richest .01% screws over the richest .1%

Steakhouse chain expanding

Funny how we can do this, but we can’t do automatic voter registration.

Alex Vesia is the 25th to pitch 300 games with the Dodgers bbref.com/pi/shareit/G...

At 19 years and 344 days, Konnor Griffin is the youngest Pirates player with a hit in his MLB debut since Bill Mazeroski at 19y 306d on 7/7/56

Me as a kid at lunch: “Can I sit with you guys?” Me as an adult at lunch: “This is the first chance I’ve had all day to sit down and collect my thoughts with nobody in my ear asking me for something. If you try to make small talk with me right now, I swear, I will stab you with this plastic knife.”

Under-24 MLB Pitchers With 10+ Opening Day Ks: Bob Feller (1939) Herb Score (1957) Don Drysdale (1960) Gary Bell (1960) Gary Nolan (1969) Félix Hernández (2007) Jacob Misiorowski (2026) 🔥🔥🔥

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

JT Realmuto nailed another successful ABS challenge in the top of the first. He's now 5 for 5 on challenges this spring, turning two balls into strikeouts and two walks into strikes. Catcher challenging skills are going to turn into the new framing this year.

I’ve concluded that nothing pisses people off on the internet more than telling them established legal opinions they don’t want to hear.

Somehow this is worse than stealing a foul ball from a child.

Thank you Samsung for not letting me use my new TV for another two weeks.

Nothing like getting a “free” TV and they don’t even bother to include the mount.

I like how the US men’s hockey team, and the local youth 10-12 squad get the same victory meal for winning the title.