I like how the US men’s hockey team, and the local youth 10-12 squad get the same victory meal for winning the title.

So, uhh, what about this?

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas

Another member of the Seinfeld-Breaking Bad pipeline.

If water is good for you, then why is drinking dozens of gallons a day bad?

As a country, we already jail more people than anyone else in the world. We already spend more on military than any other country in the world. If our police force was its own military, they would rank third in military spending. If that’s still not enough for you, nothing will be enough for you.

heart goes out to Swiss goalie Andrea Brändli, who saved 84 of 86 shots she faced in the knockout rounds of the Olympic women's hockey tournament, but loses 2-1 in the semis to Canada after the Swiss were outshot 46-8

Yes, I am keenly aware that this man went on a 20-year drug binge that would make Keith Richards blush. I am also aware he has no medical training, and rejects sound science when he disagrees with the results. What I don’t understand is how he ended up being the head of Health and Human Services.

The most unrealistic part of Everybody Loves Raymond now is that Raymond can afford to raise two kids with a stay at home wife while being a mid-level sportswriter.

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Thing is, the Catholic Church for all its faults has a long history of sometimes being the only force to intervene in times when people were persecuted and forced out of their homes, going back to the Middle Ages.

A tale of two subscriptions. And by two I mean the same account on PC vs mobile.

MELANIA has been nominated for Best Picture, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress, Best Screenplay, and Best Cinematography in the FIFA Oscars

the player on the top had .674 OPS in 614 PA, the player on the bottom had .959 OPS in 586 PA

Yeah, they said you. Didn’t say we or us.

Iranian national team catcher Ahmad Ramezanzade was apparently killed in protests in Iran on January 9. He represented his country in the West Asia Baseball Championship last year.

Our country was founded by a bunch of upper middle class white male merchants, intellectuals, and slave owners who didn’t want to pay taxes to a country they no longer identified with, thrown in with some disagreements over Native Americans. I don’t think law enforcement had anything to do with it.

They just can’t travel here

The NCAA Fall season is done! Congrats to all of the champs in D1, D2, and D3.

Huge mistake by Mamdani to say clearly that a bad thing is bad. He should first triangulate the message and then remove every aspect that might offend Republicans. That's the savvy Dem consultant way.

Why is Randy Johnson the GOAT? 🐐 He tipped his pitches. Hitters knew what was coming. Still: 4,875 Career Strikeouts. 😳 Chipper Jones Eduardo Perez Doug Glanville Jake Peavy & Joey Votto explain.

Trump in 2024: “I will end high prices in grocery stores tomorrow!” Trump in 2026: “Have you tried eating less food?”

THEY DID IT! There are other worlds than these!

the google AI overview rocks

So call in the National Guard and say if you don’t let us into the facility, we will consider any and all options available.

Bill Kennedy, one of the NBA’s most prominent officials, left the game between the Magic and 76ers in a wheelchair after suffering what appeared to be a serious leg injury.

One of the more surreal patterns in Trump's insane claims is that he loves insisting some catastrophic outcome will occur unless we immediately do X, without explaining why nothing bad happened for 250 years when we weren't doing X.

So she deserved to die? That’s all it takes to piss you off to that level? For someone to be gay and use pronouns?

The failure of our elites to hold Trump accountable for January 6th is as disgraceful as what happened on that awful day. Since 2010, 35 democratic leaders around the world have been criminally convicted. Only Trump went unpunished and unconstrained. Now he threatens democracy at home and abroad.

Seinfeld fans seeing this

Same vibes.

Celtics broadcast shows some guys shooting on a hoop outside the Intuit Dome and every shot is an airball 😂

Been blocked by two journalists here, and I didn’t even say they sucked. I just disagreed with what they had to say.

One of those days where I have just enough things going on to keep me engaged all day, but none of those things are long enough or important enough to say I got anything significant done. I’ve somehow managed to combined all the downsides of not working with the downsides of having a job.

I’m torn between who to root for between Ole Miss and Georgia. On the one hand, Georgia is a far more progressive and advanced state. But Ole Miss has those sweet powder blues, and fuck Lane Kiffin.

Here’s a question to ponder. As per Pro-Football-Reference’s simple rating system, what was the highest combined scored by of any two teams that faced each other in the 80s?

asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish

Requiem for two Pop Tarts "Not team captain protein slammin' strawberry because you're a coward" - @ardaocal.bsky.social

Maybe the Transformers. Those movies did gangbusters at the box office, and yet Shia LaBeouf remains a B-list actor whose name your Mom still doesn’t remember.

I don’t mind Nic Cage as John Madden so much as the CGI stadium in the background. What the hell is that supposed to be? We got seats facing two different directions, and a random pole sitting in front of a deck.

RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!” “A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”

Fifty-seven Christmases ago, Earth rise, photographed by Apollo 8 astronaut William Anders. Peace to you all.

BREAKING NEWS: Reported gunfire at Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles.

Appreciate my neighbors who decided that 2AM is the perfect time to start cranking the snowplow and shovel.

“The President doesn’t know how percentages work.”-Not one major media news outlet

Ask the “freethinkers” to name one thing they disagree with Trump on and you’ll see how independent their thoughts really are.

RIP to a great Fun Fact Eagles win the NFC East again Most Consecutive Seasons Without Repeat Division Champion NFL/MLB/NBA/NHL 20 NFC East 2005-2024 19 Adams/Northeast 1992-2011 (no 2005) 13 NL West 1979-1991 13 AFC West 1988-2000 12 NL East 1979-1990 11 NFC South 2003-2013 10 AL East 1982-1991