Shohei Ohtani is the first player with 3 homers and 10 strikeouts as a pitcher in a game Reg or post !!!

Until a little over a week ago, no LH hitter had hit a ball that cleared the RF pavilion at Dodger Stadium in over 50 years - since Willie Stargell in 1973. Now Kyle Schwarber and Shohei Ohtani have both done it in a span of 4 games. Baseball!

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

The same people who get mad when you call them fascists or Nazis.

Shot + chaser

Remember a few years ago when Twitter tried to make a racism bot, but it kept failing because it couldn’t distinguish between what mainstream Republicans were saying versus far-right racists? Yeah.

I’m getting tired of hearing the phrase “signature win” We about signature losses? Sports is a zero sum game, meaning they have to exist.

Ahem, Kilometers Straw

I like when people say “alright, I’m gonna let you go” and 30 minutes later, they’re still on the phone.

.337 puts them in Elite Company

We are deeply saddened by the passing of Red Sox Hall of Famer Mike Greenwell. “The Gator” spent his entire career in a Red Sox uniform & was a beloved fixture of Fenway and Fort Myers. He gave so much to this organization, Lee County, & Sox Nation. We send our love to the Greenwell family.

I love when people want me to be at two different places at the same time.

Note sure if I’ve ever seen a team snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like the Arizona Cardinals today.

The football gods are angry at Arizona. And they are Old Testament gods.

Trump needs to tell whoever that bastard was that signed the peace treaty with the Taliban that he was being too soft.

If every one of these people Jane Goodall listed were to drop dead tomorrow, the planet would be a far nicer place to live on.

IDK. I think Elvis looks great for someone who would be 90 if they were still alive.

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505

If Obama or Biden did this, there would be howls from Fox News demanding they resign immediately. And justifiably so. But for Trump? Just another typical fucking Monday.

Shohei Ohtani is the only MLB player ever to have two seasons with 50 home runs and 20 stolen bases

The Kirby Puckett Bar (1994-1994): Minnesota Twins' legendary outfielder, Kirby Puckett, was honored with his own candy bar--a milk chocolate bar filled with caramel and crispy rice. It was marketed as "a bundle of energy".

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

Germany and Japan recently had a joint military involving their air forces codename Operation: I Know What You’re Thinking, But It’s Nothing Like That

When the memorial has pyrotechnics, merch, and Lee Greenwood signing his only song, then yeah, it’s weird.

So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.

A rich and powerful man voluntarily bearing a cross onstage, but adding wheels so it's not remotely difficult, is the perfect picture for our country.

Always like reading about how a lot of Nazi officers were caught in bed with each other during the Night of Long Knives.

Michael Kopech will be going on the injured list. His season is over Will Klein has a locker in the Dodgers clubhouse

Let's take a moment to reflect on the greatness of Clayton Kershaw. Here's where he ranks among all starting pitchers in the live-ball era (2,000+ IP): ERA+ - first (154, tied with Pedro) WHIP - first (1.02) He's an all-time inner-circle Hall of Famer. What a career.

BREAKING: Clayton Kershaw is retiring after 18 seasons in MLB. ◻️ 2014 NL MVP ◻️ 3x Cy Young ◻️ 11x All-Star ◻️ 2x World Series ◻️ 5x ERA title ◻️ 2011 Triple Crown Drafted in 2006, he spent his entire career with the Los Angeles Dodgers.

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

Sundowning with The Donald

The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.

Didn’t watch the Emmys or pay attention to any of the winners. But I know Chris Pratt didn’t win one.

Is there really a stigma associated with having cancer? What asshole is making in fun of people going in for chemo treatments?

For current/future reference.

If the Bears and Vikings were to combine forces, they would make for a competent NFL team.

Don’t act like Republicans, or moderates will vote Republican.

The Dodger bullpen coming in needing to get one out with a two run lead and nobody on base.

Never let them know your next move.

Hail and farewell, Davey Johnson.

Ken Dryden, a five-time Vezina Trophy winner for the Montreal Canadiens and member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, has passed away after a courageous battle with cancer at 78 years old.

im pretty sure SMU had the first snow room?

NFL: “This could be anyone’s year.” Browns: “Us too?” NFL: “Oh, hell no. It’s a sentiment, not a statement of fact.”

Just based on the distance of that last field goal, I feel like someone is going to kick a 70+ yarder this year.

I feel like if this country was better educated, we would be having a congressional hearing over why we are approaching season 30 of The Voice.

Hold up...

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