David Letterman to Jeffrey Goldberg on Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension: “You can’t go around firing somebody because you’re fearful or trying to suck up to an authoritarian—a criminal—administration in the Oval Office. That’s just not how this works.” Watch here: bit.ly/4n0Uv2p

For my fellow beer-enjoying yet carb-conscious friends, this Oskar Blues product actually has 0.1 fewer carbs than Ultra and tastes like real beer. If you don’t see it, ask for it.

Dude is launching *peaceful* missiles extrajudicially at boats in international waters and finishing off any survivors, for “reasons”, as his VP and other toadies laugh about it.

Legitimately amazing

I legitimately hate that this can be reposted every single day

When so many people visit your streaming services’ subscription cancellation pages that they all crash as if they’re under a DDOS attack, then yeah maybe your made a bad call. Better late than never. Proof that money talks.

Uh oh. This is rarely good. Been on calls all day so I’ve missed whatever this is…

Meanwhile lawyers still exist who are (allegedly) unaware AI will hallucinate cases and quotes. $10K lesson in professional responsibility.

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

Any American who sees this and doesn’t feel super fucking embarrassed… You’re lost. This is insane. President Camacho has more taste than this.

Why do I keep watching these matches? I’m just a glutton for punishment, I guess. I was worried about relegation last year but this looks so much worse than that campaign.

“The images were all of schoolgirls in short skirts with either bare legs or stockings….The post of her child attracted nearly 7,000 views, 90% from non-followers, half of whom were over 44 and 90% of whom were men.” www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Someone give that horse an extra apple as a treat for this video

OMG

Ok. I’ve read this. For all the reasons in the thread, it’s legitimately incredible. Like… Holy shit. If a judge issued anything like to something I’d signed, I’d probably just crawl into a hole and die.

Pretty universal axiom not to mess with people who handle your food.

NY Times still trying to get their wallet back from the inspector

When Cory Doctorow talks about enshittification of things, this dystopian trash is what he means. Just wait for when it can’t update its asinine, needless software over WiFi and $500 of food spoils as your display goes blue screen on you.

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

Tim Walz: "I'll tell you what doesn't make people feel safe -- a tank next to Chipotle. It's stupid and it's for the cameras ... where are the 'don't tread on me' people?"

Never heard a ballplayer with “Sweet Dreams” by the Eurythmics as a walkup song in all my many years of attending baseball games, but Thomas Saggese is that guy

G gets all of Mexico, Central America, & the Caribbean, half of Spain, Morocco, & Portugal, and most elite US BBQ, plus my own hometown foods? G all day. D also great, but I’m not changing my answer. (Putting aside the silliness of these lines in a Mercator projection if superimposed on a globe…)

Fabulous commitment to the show and nod to the fans

Imagine being this empty and soulless

He really is treating him just like a son.

Same dude who burned through billions and billions of dollars for the metaverse boondoggle nobody in their right mind wants

Stephen Miler is open about what's coming: a federal law enforcement crackdown on its political opponents

So stupid I can’t even know if it’s a real post. Assuming it is, then surely this will make up for brutalizing Korean folks in Georgia and assuage all concerns by foreign companies.

Yikes

Trump just released the sequel to “I love the poorly educated” and it’s a banger.

Breaking: The @wsj.com is reporting that the comment was not made by Brian Kilmeade but by an unidentified transgender person

People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police

"Trump's plan to _____________ by executive fiat is in flagrant violation of the constitution." Evergreen tweet. reason.com/2025/09/12/t...

“.. I can’t remember anyone ever telling me we can’t say anything critical about a civilian like this. He was not in our chain of command or anything,” the officer said. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...

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the entire media ecosystem is just not built or ready for events like this and far right billionaires like larry ellison buying news orgs will only make this worse

Good thread explaining the goofy stuff on the shell casings, done better than most other posts.

“Jesus died wearing $180k in drip” isn’t even the most insane thing I’ve seen before noon today (because of the alleged Kirk shooter’s bullet inscriptions). Amazing content, nonetheless.

Thoughts and prayers to everyone trying to translate the content of this article to their confused boomer parents. “Stupidest Timeline” accusations still going super strong.

I count like four or five WTF moments in just this snippet. STL has zero interest in this bullshit, like any other big city. UP CEO brings us up during a “merger” meeting and asks for troops? What?