Of all the books I ain’t reading, this is a notable member of that list

Would love for this vile, miserable hypocrite to finally crawl back into obscurity

Trump just got massively booed and flipped off by the crowd at the Commanders game. (Video: Marisa Schultz)

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Of all those in the world who don’t deserve another happy moment for as long as they live, she’s pretty high up on the list.

Sounds exactly like what very online, insufferable sports haters would call Allen Fieldhouse or Cameron Indoor.

The replies here are killing me

“No shortcuts” Except no undergrad degree, no LSAT, no law school, blaming ChatGPT last week for failing the bar, and probably having it write this asinine post.

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“In the now-deleted Instagram comment, the singer wrote, 'don't ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda.'” Extremely appropriate reaction by O-Rod (a nickname I, a mid-40s baseball fan, just created).

Dude looks like Wile E Coyote after an Acme product backfires in his hands

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Always 👏 proofread 👏 your 👏 A 👏 I 👏 outputs

Editor: “If only this data was linear” Y Axis Abuser: “I gotchu fam”

Meet Greg Bovino, Trump's "commander at large" for ICE You need to know about the man leading Trump's secret police

When people talk about holding everyone - from top to bottom - in this administration truly accountable, it’s not hyperbole. As in, actual public trials with real consequences.

I would put more money on continuing to harvest infinite energy from the sun over assuming that forcing everyone to use The Machine The Lies To You is the steady basis of an entire economy

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Wait what the hell is going on here? I’ve had a busy work day and missed whatever this is.

On one hand, this is objectively hilarious and I’d laugh myself stupid if someone gave me such a letter. On the other hand, I’m not sure I want to live across the hall from a literally insane person.

If you need to be told this, maybe you yourself shouldn’t be trusted with a credit card either

Labeling stuff so he knows where he’s going now

I totally forgot about this miserable racist bozo for a while. Looks like he’s still on brand these days.

So true. The retinal scanner was broken at the self check kiosk yesterday so I wasn’t able to buy bread and milk.

OOF

Re-upping this Fuck the Dodgers and their ridiculous roster

No matter what happens tonight, this asinine Dodgers team is doing nothing but reinforcing the argument for a HARD salary cap and not some luxury tax nonsense.

I’m very PRO on-field baseball shenanigans. Oh, what I’d give to see a Ventura-Ryan dance in the World Series between old man legend Max Scherzer and I don’t care who else.

Game 7 of the World Series or Stanley Cup Final is always super special. Hopefully this game is a great finale to what’s been a wonderful series, and by “great” I mean I hope the Dodgers lose tonight

Just wanna make my position known right now as extremely anti-Dodgers. This is perpetual, regardless of who they’re playing and when. So, yeah, let’s go Blue Jays.

Reddit already exists. No need for this. It will be abused by bots and brigaders.

My Halloween wish is that he *personally* demos it at high speed and altitude with a few other tech bro horribles in the cabin with him

Assuming democracy survives this, nobody should ever believe any conservative ever again who rails for "freedom" and "liberty" and against "big government". It was all a lie. All of it. Everything they claimed for the last 50 years.

“Do something, Democrats!” yells the cruel, grifting imbecile who controls all three branches of government.

I use Claude (an AI) to scan my posts for spelling and grammar errors. On the most recent post (about the East Wing, link below), I got a really amazing addendum. www.pbump.net/o/yes-most-a...

“He said the number of people who actually work the full hours they’re paid for while working remotely is “close to zero” and added, “That’s what’s the problem with the work from home is the productivity goes off the cliff.”” A theory unencumbered by evidence or data from an out of touch executive.

YO WTF

Her face in this pic says “help me”

And the beat goes on… (The firm is Gordon Rees Scully Mansukhani if you want to save a click)