One of the big benefits of a grilled veggie panini dinner is the next day you get a grilled veggies and cheese omelette. Barely managed to fold this monster in half and it was ELITE. 10/10 recommend.

Nobody IS watching this shit

Watching the AppleTV+ program “Your Friends and Neighbors” and hey DON’T GOOGLE YOUR CRIMES.

Grilled marinated veggie panini night with homemade jalapeño cilantro aioli. Always a huge hit here.

Someone point him to Isaiah 10:1

LOL

Tonight on the grill I smoked four bone-in chicken breasts with Montreal Steak seasoning over charcoal and cherry wood, finished with a long simmer in a pan with a mixture of bbq sauce, cider vinegar, water, and hot sauce. The pro move is to make spaghetti squash as a side and cover in sauce.

Opening line of the excoriating ruling: “Unserious leaders are unsafe.” Oof.

One of the fastest pre-order button smashes I’ve ever done, and I’ve done quite a few on BlueSky. Very excited to be reminded of this in October when it suddenly shows up on my doorstep.

Well that’s certainly one way to do it

Wasn’t long ago the oh so clever cultists had Biden versions of these stickers all over random pumps and now here we are.

Very successful trip down to Soulard for lunch today

i haven't even looked at the article yet, i'm just sharing bc i had to stifle a laugh at the headline defector.com/president-ex...

If there are any Democrats who are thinking of running for the presidency on 2028 on anything less than a clear agenda of widespread prosecution for this administration's corruption and fundamental structural changes to ensure it can't happen again, they should just stop right there.

In my keeper baseball league, I had to choose between keeping Trout or PCA and so far it’s looking like I made a mistake.

In this guy’s (delusional) mind, everyone so fired can just go learn AI to make their own businesses and become independent.

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

Literally this tweet / meme come to life

An absolutely incredible advertisement for this doggie day care. My two pups LOVE (shameless plug) their local Camp Bow Wow and if they could escape and run there for playtime and a bath daily they would.

Well, this is probably a brand new sentence: “When I was first trying to figure out what I was going to do after baseball, I had a strong inclination toward religious archaeology.”

For anyone in and around STL, this new 4 Hands Stride Blonde is very solid. Might even be better than Perennial’s Southside Blonde (an admittedly bold statement).

Maybe he never met these scumbags before the awful dab up. Ok. He has still had some buddy buddy Trump photos. IMO he’s a goofball foodie himbo who knows about as much about global current events as my beagle. He sees Trump as POTUS and that’s it. Still a bad look, but I think he’s just a dingus.

At a Project Hail Mary showing two weeks ago, start time was 2:15. Movie actually started 2:45. Legitimately unreal how many trailers and ads we saw.

Today is the 30 year anniversary of the all-time classic Simpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” but somehow “Steamed Hams” can’t crack the top five trending topics.

NEW—I got an exclusive excerpt from a USAID whistleblower's new book that made me gasp multiple times. It details Trump's dismantling of the humanitarian aid agency & his team/DOGE's shocking ignorance to public health. 'Into the Wood Chipper' by Nicholas Enrich is out tomorrow. Read excerpt here:

Love to see my subliterate imbecile president rant against my Chicago Pope whose crime was saying “please less war, and bomb fewer children”.

Everything here tracks if you continue to abide by the axiom that every sentence we hear from the current administration is a bald faced lie.

100% accurate and a very sad reminder of how incredibly far the status quo has fallen in such a short time

Original Arby’s roast beef with a sad smushed bun and a bunch of both horsey sauce and Arby’s sauce is actually solidly good fast food. The mockery (looking at you, Simpsons producers) is uncalled for.

This house has some variant of the luxury toilet from Your Friends and Neighbors.

Lots of debate about what this lady is saying before “what the fuck are you talking about?” Ok first glance I thought it was “Says who?!” x2 Some folks saying “That’s you!” x2 Even a few “That’s not true” x2 votes but doesn’t seem like enough syllables for that.

On a visit to NYC quite some time ago, my host excitedly bought me one of these concoctions at an admittedly cool little diner, and my reaction both before and after drinking it was “wtf is this?!” and not in a good way.

Maybe it’s just recency bias or something but it feels like we are seeing a higher number of videos this young season where an MLB player gets bonked in the beans during an at bat, be it the catcher or batter, whether from the ball, a bat, or here the catcher’s throwing hand.

Automatic draft registration: streamlined, efficient. Automatic voter registration: creeping deep state tyranny.

I converted to Catholicism last week. Here’s why it’s necessary for the United States to invade Vatican City and install its own pope.

Attending my first pro indoor soccer game since perhaps gradeschool. Thinking fondly back to the Steamers selling out the Checkerdome that held 22k people for the regular season. This is a playoff game at the Family Arena in St Chaz.

Thune should immediately call the Senate back into session. Trump’s unhinged threats to commit massive war crimes against Iranian civilian targets show an increasing mental and moral instability we can’t ignore.

Called my (useless maga) Rep Ann Wagner to say I’m terrified of the world my children are growing up in and ask that she grow a spine and impeach, but of course it went to voicemail. I’ll try again tomorrow. 🤷‍♂️

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV declares the Iran War is “unjust” and “is not resolving anything.” After suggesting Trump is committing war crimes by targeting civilian infrastructure, he called on Americans to contact Congress to help end the war.

Don’t particularly care for UConn but as a staunch U of Michigan sports hater, I’ll root for them tonight. Plus, I’m also a Duke basketball hater so UConn going on to win the title after the epic and pointless choke regional final job would make that loss even more painful.

Letting the Artemis astronauts know we can finally see them coming around from behind the moon.

Self awareness of a sauerkraut sandwich

NASA isn't why the US doesn't have universal healthcare, or a social safety net. The US doesn't have those things because politicians with the power to provide them choose specifically not to (with varying levels of support from voters). Enthusiasm for human spaceflight doesn't drive that choice.

Elwood

Important research

Illinois loses an ugly game and now Arizona getting smoked by Michigan (which I’ve hated since Fav Five). Big night for cursing at the tv set.

(Me, someone with Illinois as a champ in one of their two brackets): Duke sucks

Confirmed that Project Hail Mary is a very good movie, safe for all ages, and stays true to the fantastic source material book. Teen daughter cried a few times because she’s a big baby. The guy they got to voice Rocky was spot on for the role. Some studio is going to pay a ton to make Artemis next.