well it IS

discord outage as soon as i post about going live later today… coincidence!?!?!?!?

2:16pm — realized my shirt was on backwards

Luck be a Lady Tonight

“When’s the revolution” always ongoing. Where are you? Where have you been? How are you helping?

The arrests of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are a test for every MSM member with a platform. If you are not voicing your outrage at this blatant violation of the First Amendment, you are utterly discredited as a journalist.

love watching all the parade floats melt in the rain. happy new year!

reaching an “AI Assistant” on the phone with fake call center noises in the background is some absolute bullshit

where is she.... why doesnt she have a big hammer....

this is a stupid idea and they’re going to realize it’s a stupid idea immediately except for the small handful of people at the top who are in all the society-ruining groupchats I’m sure some of the lawyers are already sighing and preparing to deal with a flood of videos of Mickey doing 9/11

hi tomorrow is a great day to talk food but also a great day to uplift native voices and art so check out this book i saw at the bookstore today

I feel like there is an easy fix to make it clear what it's about, here's a quick and dirty edit:

LA is all fireworks 🎆 go dodgers 💙

Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982

@gohstprncss.bsky.social loves this damn robot so much. it's basically why we started dating. I live in fear everyday that I'll hear her say this line and not be joking.

i’m a simple gal. i see a skeleton on a surf shirt, i buy it.

lots of clouds in the sky but zero naked people wtf

Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.

I don't think this country can withstand another tragedy.

ok i’m watching vanderpump rules. goodbye reality, hello reality tv.

yes i WILL read every scrap of info in this damn building idc if it’s QTE. i need to know about the drama of long dead people.

tf was i talking about

usher cherries, aka grapes

🏴

Crazy that Luigi is charged with terrorism but the guy who had a hit list of democrats and shot 4 and killed two isn't

long live Los Angeles

i hope they tear each others dicks off

I know I should take this seriously but this ICE tweet genuinely made me laugh.

its downright patriotic to wish death upon jk rowling ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

my boyfriend called me both a video game hipster and “a real Nell in the kitchen” within a 5 minute time span, effectively roasting me to death.

fuck you, Gavin Newsom

get yourself a pizza man who makes you pizza

me and my friends

Just an FYI. The Met Costume Institute has one of the most complete and well photographed collections anywhere, available totally free online to anybody who wants to research clothing, textiles, and historical fashion.

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing

companies programmed us to refer to art, music, video, and writing as "content" to make it seem like it comes from the website and not from a person who had to think of it and make it

i love living in this world where i freak out over every little thing now because i am perpetually overstimulated.

lmao James Carville YOU ARE THE PROBLEM DAVID HOGG IS TRYING TO SOLVE

i’ve been letting the invisible wall win a lot more than it should

prop life

credit to cory booker for bothering to do anything at all

it’s me, i’m the april fool (cared too much about doing a good job at work again)

A world without Trans people has never existed, and it never will. More than visibility, we need safety 🏳️‍⚧️

I WIN

welp that was the suckiest long weekend i’ve had in a while

who the fuck decided i should be responsible

Alt text: The first transgender suicide hotline is now up and running in the U.S. You can reach Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860 (Additional info from me: Trans Lifeline's been around since 2014. It is available Mon-Fri, 10am-6pm EST. All operators are trans, & they won't call 911 w/o your consent.)