THE DEPARTED

There's a guy I email frequently for work whose name is Vinicio. His email display name shows Vinnie. His email signature shows Vinny. He refers to himself in texts as Vini. I hate him.

WHAT DID THE FOOTBALL SAY

Ok, I would have lost it if he would have brought out Tego.

Jelly Roll is gonna reveal his politics on Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil.

Texas man arrested after he started fight with high schoolers who walked out of class to protest ICE www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

Podcast where the guest thinks he’s arriving to smoke weed and riff with the boys but the second he’s high Norm Finkelstein comes out of no where for an ambush debate

You comfortable, bud?

The Haitian Support Center in Springfield has an emergency fund. As of posting this, they're about $8k shy of their $50k goal. ancljkuy.donorsupport.co/page/FUNDVDT...

NEW from DSM: Last night, DHS flashbanged, shot less-lethals, and tear-gassed attendees at a candlelight vigil for #AlexPretti in #EugeneOR following a day of several protesters being detained. Read about it ⤵️

This is the way, make “ok, abolish only ICE” the moderate position.

I just left a message for @normajtorres.bsky.social letting her know that we need to ABOLISH ICE. Not retrain, not reform, not defund, we need to ABOLISH ICE.

Debating between doing a Michael Mann or Daniel Day Lewis runthrough. I’m going to do both but which should I do first?

Politicians gotta start calling for Miller to go. Right now.

Rest in Peace Alex Jeffrey Pretti🙏🏾 The VA ICU Nurses send him off right 💔

Stephen Miller and Russ Vought are the two pure ideologues driving the agendas of white nationalism and destroying public services, respectively. They need to be the top political targets. Saying “Kristi Noem must resign” is a sideshow. Prosecute the whole cabinet later, sure, but please focus now.

There should be a service that reads me my Bluesky timeline as I drive into work.

My babies say FUCK ICE

imo, one of the most undercovered shifts in the media landscape is the emergence of *spanish-language* right-wing media. here's some of what's happening in that space in the last week.

I was at this game but did not throw my ball.

This is the game right here.

Go Raiders, but go Rams.

Just gotta make it six more days until the next Whiskey Friday with Toby Dokoupil.

TGIWF

As a washed but not too old “young person knower” I’ve tried to convey to young organizers I meet that there are a lot of older normie people who just got to the same place as you and want to help. But you need to make asks as simple and direct as possible. You can lean on older allies to help you.

I can't drink fizzy drinks anymore so I'm buying a bottle of expensive tequila for when it happens.

What ICE needs is more training. (extremely close to mic voice) potty training

Last year, my landlord sold my building and forced me to move. I felt lucky that my brother-in-law offered to rent us his house. I was happy to be in a place where I didn't have a real landlord and I wouldn't be forced to move again. Well, guess who's selling the fucking house this summer.

Feeling guilty about how nice of a night I’m having. Do I deserve this? Maybe.

The world is shit but Freddie loves me.

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”

I'm sorry, but I just think it's very telling when we differentiate between ICE's killing of American citizens versus undocumented immigrants. And I'm seeing that a lot right now.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I don't think the government organization that kidnaps and kills your neighbor under false pretexts should be around anymore, and I don't think politicians that want my vote should equivocate on that.

Holiday break is over, wake up!

go fuck yourself or jack off or eat kfc or whatever it is you do

One of the best to ever do it

Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.

Pee-wee is an expert gift opener.

He’s a good boy.

Bluesky PLEASE fix this video bug. I hate having to close the whole app because I can’t close the video

He's making a list, He's nailing it high, Indulgences, No longer apply, Martin Luther's coming to town

One like and I’ll let him in.

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my country is dying

stop reposting ha-ha AI images, they're as funny as text autocorrect screenshots from 2011

They're gonna give us free healthcare to distract from the Epstein files.

Everyone who watched it is also profiled in that article about estranged parent influencers

Abraham Quintanilla, father of late Tejano singer Selena, dies at 86 www.latimes.com/delos/story/...