any recs for getting into womens hockey?

been getting into farting on the train recently

your penis looks really good today king

dicsord

heated rivalry has got me wanting to buy my bf grindr boner edition or whatever its called

i fwel kinda funny

the primary feeling of 2026 is your girlfriend nuzzling your shoulder while you both piss into the toilet standing up

i love eating uncooked ravioli fucking kill me

alice is such a pretty name

thinking about boys kissing #fujo

Tired drone

Make art badly on purpose make art that spits in the face of your own aesthetic sensibilities give yourself a panic attack

cute girl (jokingly): do u want this can of tuna for your drive home me: can i have it to remember you by cute girl: no thats insane my bf watching the whole thing: omg

bought some porn at the video store and the guy at the counter looks at me (a 24 year old with a fully functioning cell phone) and says "im not judging"

winter hat hair

i like film

do you like your women like I like my androids? sloppy and rusty...? just doing some lunch break warm ups here, nothing fancy. trying to get back some left hand chops I've lost over the last year or so

hey guys, does anyone know??

giving @starwater.bsky.social a heart attack cause it's funny

God will give you whatever you want if you threaten him

inside me there are three male wolves

date 1: looks like an angel date 2: sweatpants

the way 80% of my camera roll is me clutching a vape

rare photo of me smiling :)

built like a mother

fujo tgirls are doing a very important public service by sexualizing an underrepresented demographic (cute boys)

most of the time i wish i was hotter or smaller or cuter or had a different voice or bigger boobs or longer hair or clearer skin. but some nights i look in the mirror and im like. i did it. i summited everest. ive seen the eye of horus. i pushed the camel through the eye of the needle

Ok if youd be interested in submitting something for a digital compilation shoot me a DM or of you cant email [email protected]

I feel like the bus should always have a blunt getting passed around and if you are sober you can have the aux and that way community is fostered

jerkin off to trailcam footage, deer got me acting up

dilf stands for dame i’d like to fumble

*cums*

this the way my man look at me

everyone want me to be more feminine but i just want to eat more human flesh

My dentist made me spit out the nuts and seeds I keep in my cheeks when I went in for my checkup and I think her tech ate like half of them before she gave them back. Worried I won’t survive the winter now

i forgot to put on deodorant so sorry 2 my tattoo artist if u had to smell my pit

iiix

girls with cool moms to bisexuals with lesbian swag pipeline

men are flocking to me like the mice in my kitchen flock to the bits of trader joes vegan chorizo that falls under the stove

i love when my friend posts abt the mbta

old map spotted. mbta fix your shit

roommate was recommending feeld. I am regrettably considering it

impossible not to be blissfully silly when topping women

me and the boys are gonna put you in the woodchipper penis first

i love stealing my boyfriends shirt

sometimes you be lying down trying to watch tv and your tits ARE IN THE FUCKIN WAY OH MY LORD

i am so full of happiness when my gf and my bf excitedly text me its snowing at the same time <3333

😃😃😃😃😃😊😊😊😊😊#YUP😊😊☝️☝️☝️☝️