how is this not an SNL sketch

Can't argue with that

Cardinals getting smoked. Hockey time

Lot of bad stuff going on right now but don’t forget to say “Fuck You” to Southwest for their new seating policy

This was a BS Storm

Liquid Glass is so bad holy FUCK

👀👀👀

This kid is awesome, actual hero.

what do you MEAN Al Gore heckled Lutnick at Davos

It's a shame these poor NFL teams have to compete against Louisville basketball for ratings

The Louisville Cardinals 🤔🤔🤔

Fuck I love the block button on this app

They're just such fucking weirdos

I need Giannis to get traded ASAP because my fantasy team is SUFFERING

28 YEARS LATER fans are called Bone Temple Pilots now, pass it on.

Chucky Hepburn have any eligibility left?

I think “it’s over” for our Cardinals and that we may be “cooked”.

How is every possession hard for us but always cake for the other team?

Looks like I picked a good game to skip 👍👍👍

You can say Merry Protein again

Raw potatoes with salt 👍👍👍

If AI was worth a damn at all there wouldn’t be 1000 commercials for it

This is brutal basketball

We went from PK ball to KP ball in about 2 weeks

100 years ago a family would have to grind so hard for this Costco rotisserie chicken and Kroger frozen peas I’m about to eat

lane kiffin is snapchatting a 19 year-old yoga instructor about this as we speak

I do not want Pat McAfee I do not want him on T.V. I do not want him on my shows I do not want his punting toes. I do not want his awful takes Or all his subject-verb mistakes. I've had enough of gamble-ing It's seeped its way to every-thing I do not want Pat McAfee Please keep him off of my T.V.

Cards look terrible rn

We’re back on our bullshit

Same. This rules

🚨🚨🚨

Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it

Feed Fru and Hadley please 👍👍👍

This guy rules

Seeing all these people logging back into their dusty Bluesky accounts

Long story short, we need more 9pm tipoffs

Sit in the truck Cal

Absolutely fake juice from these refs

Damn we gonna lose to Cal in football and basketball this season?

YES

if you don't have the moral clarity necessary to rawdog a basket of fries by yourself we aren't compatible

God bless 9pm Tip-offs 🫡🫡🫡

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE

Holy fuck

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.