Now this is what the news is supposed to be.

Miss Eris loves eggs, and she's not about to share!

And of course: Fetterman's the only Democrat in the Senate who voted in favor of DHS funding.

Today's #BehindTheBots celebrates LEONARD NIMOY: if you don't remember him as the voice of Sentinel Prime or Galvatron, then you'll probably remember him for his seminal 1967 performance of "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins!" tfwiki.net/wiki/Leonard...

Please joint Affirmation Coyote in celebrating National Cheddar Day! Please forgive Cheese Fox. She is new to the role and hasn't gotten cheese identification down 100% yet. www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...

It is National No One Eats Along Day! The day when students try to arrange for everyone in the cafeteria eats with someone. Affirmation Coyote and some friends are heading to local schools to help make this happen. Look for odd people in trench coats. www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...

Congratulations, M-F workweek friends! The weekend begins after a few hours of grind, and Affirmation Coyote knows you'll arrive there ready for fun.

So, hey, in case you still needed a reason to boycott the Olympics: They've now begun selling t-shirts to profit off Hitler's 1936 Olympics/propaganda event in Berlin www.bbc.com/news/article...

We gave failbettergames.com a little spruce. All of our current merchandise is linked there now, and you can also sign up to our newsletter from the landing page. And, sigh, we've beefed up the language that confirms we don't use generative AI.

The Professor catches up with Lady Finch in The Epsilon Project. #furry #comics #furryart #ProjectFuture Previous pages are here: projectfuturecomic.com/epsilon.php?...

Abisin asks for proof in Innocence, Guilt and Change. #furry #comics #furryart #ProjectFuture Previous pages are here: projectfuturecomic.com/ernst.php?st...

Darkness Falls has updated #comic www.dhscomix.com/dfcomics/dfc...

Daily bunny no.3228 is too close to the screen

Sibbern, now world record holder for biggest yawn. #comic #webcomic #scifi #drama #furry #funnyanimals #inhumaninterest #SIS

Hugo nominations have started. Which means about six months or so until we start finding out whatever this year's scandal is. My bet is it's AI-related again because some staffers wouldn't know how to read the room even if massive neon signs were put up.

You've made it through 80% of the work week! Friday will be a snap. Affirmation Coyote has scouted ahead, and the coast is clear.

Tonight on DS9: NewDax must work with MurderDax to figure out who's shooting people through walls on DS9. Because, you know, it's not like you've got a whole security force that's supposed to handle things like that instead of the recently promoted station psychologist.

Domino's Thursday Thick One (1986-1987): A special 12-inch pizza from Domino's featuring pepperoni and double cheese, made on an *extra* thick crust, available only on Thursdays

TIL: "Paprika" is a spice made from ground red pepper, first cultivated in Mexico. The term is the diminutive of 'papar', Hungarian for 'pepper'. It was introduced there from the New World ~1560's. Heat level is mostly determined by how many seeds are mixed with pericarp.

...now moving on to just blocking accounts instead of hiding individual posts from 24/7 outrage accounts. Depressed enough as it is tonight.

hey the striped lizard girl in this comic was designed by @84cassidy.bsky.social who is doing surprise adopts atm and you should definitely help her out if you can bsky.app/profile/84ca...

...and of course Tonight on TNG is "The girl who can summon swarms of puppies with her mind" Yeah, I'm gonna go find something else to watch.

_Really_ not doing great with the constant "Here's some photos of starving/abused dogs! Give us money! Don't you want to help the doggies?!?!" ads on tv tonight... And just automatically hitting "hide this post" on _anything_ political that crosses my feed.

Tonight on ST:TOS: "I have created a computer patterned after my own mind! It can control entire starships! Crews are no longer necessary! It can--why is it killing everyone?" TNG-era Starfleet: "OMG! That was brilliant! Let's name all our scientific institutes and prizes after him!"

Melodramatic midterms werewolf post-it doodle 🐺💢

Completed commission for @rabbitmaster.bsky.social , of his flute-playing, sword-wielding, blanc de hotot rabbit fella, Bastien! Was fun to do a more peaceful pose! #art #NoAI #rabbit #bunny #furry #furryart #commission #CommissionsOpen

Bleh. Think I'm just going to crawl into Stardew for a bit. Other than getting the weekly grocery run done and dealing with a pharmacy's automated system, I don't seem to be capable of getting anything done today.

So, hey, we now have an explanation for why El Paso airspace was shut down the other day. The military used one of it's shiny new anti-drone lasers to shoot down what turned out to be.... A party balloon. The modern FAA & DoD: Bravely defending the country against children's birthday parties

Some states have tornado sirens to warn of an impending natural disaster, Los Angeles has ICE sirens... ( thehill.com/homenews/sta... )

Hey @buddygoodboy.com : Ideas for fatfur panel advertising? ;)

Auction is up for this one too now, ends on Monday! 🥰 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Morgawr, Sea Serpent of Falmouth Bay.

Howdy #horseshoecrab #art #marinebioart

Artists, quote with something silly! (...it's time to bring back the worst thing I ever made)

The entire 'holiday' is a scam. ...but it takes a special sort of stupid to be conned into spending $1.5 _million_ on crypt*currencies for your online date.

It's cold in winter, but there is a solution

Imagine hearing about a deep sea cephalopod called a vampire squid (Vampyroteuthis infernalis) and thinking you're going to see some scary eldritch horror and it turns out they just look like this: 🧛🐙📷MBARI

Raise a glass and toast to friendship! 💜 This is our reveal of the month, 3 of Cups from the upcoming Whimsy Woods Tarot I'm creating with author Deborah Blake, to be published by Llewellyn! This image makes me happy. It was inspired by a rewatch of Practical Magic and that fun margarita scene.

Yes, Quark, what exactly IS this “Thirsty Thursday” special I keep hearing about? How thirsty am I? Oh, I’d say pretty thirsty—extremely thirsty? Well, I dunno about that I’m pretty hydrated—would I say I’m “a thirsty, thirsty boy”? I mean, I’m a man, but sure—

Today's "Lauren Ipsum"   Please consider joining my Patreon! Every dollar helps along the way. https://www.patreon.com/smallbug   View the website at https://lauren.smallbugstudio.com/   Subscribe to the comic at https://laurenipsum.beehiiv.com/   #webcomic #art #furryart

#494: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the pissed-off dragon... projectionedge.com Mirror site: projectionedge.thecomicseries.com

🦁eBook Discount! THE PRIDE OF CHANUR by C.J. Cherryh is only $0.99 on Nook Books Under 2.99. The first in a series of “lively tales of swashbuckling capitalism in space” featuring a fascinating alien culture based on the social structure of lion prides buff.ly/LnF7Ban

A reminder: The IOC are scum and you shouldn't be supporting their event. thehill.com/policy/inter...

Assassins dispatch Musk’s security and enter his bedroom. Elon awakens and, with cat like reflexes, knocks over the tower of half-empty Diet Coke cans on his nightstand, pulls the trench knife from the wall, and rushes his assailants. He slips and stabs himself directly in the testicles.

Day after bump

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

Came across this witchy rat I drew a few years ago and reminded I can anctually draw when I try.

Daily bunny no.3227 shouldn't have left the window open

Chicago's U.S. attorney's office has released evidence from the case against Marimar Martinez, pre-empting her press conference later today. It even released text messages it once claimed would "sully" a Border Patrol agents's rep. From @chicago.suntimes.com: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Remember, there's always checkers and music. He loves all music. youtu.be/bgBBhHCltRc