always interesting when and how the "God said it, I believe it, that settles it!" crowd suddenly finds nuance in how biblical laws are applied to a modern context.

right wing pastors are screaming, crying, throwing up because John Piper posted a Bible verse on the everything app.

I think the Democrats should create a bunch of plausibly innocent distractions during the State of the Union. Forget to silence your phone. Sneeze loudly five times in a row. Spill a huge box of Skittles down the aisle.

“I was having fun but then the White House did a tweet,” yeah you don’t have to care about that.

Someone get Justin Roczniak or Liam Anderson on the phone.

@wtyppod.bsky.social @wtyppod.com I work for the local PBS affiliate here in Chattanooga, TN and we shot an underwriting spot for the Tennessee Valley Railroad Museum today. If you guys haven't been, you should come down and I'll show you around

Megan Keller broke their ankles and ripped their hearts out so it's pretty nice that they can go to the doctor for free

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EAGLES HAMBURGERS AND CRIPPLINGLY EXPENSIVE HEALTHCARE USA #1

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

every time I cave and read something new about the Epstein files

Jesus Christ can we please not tell Lane he looks good in leather

@hollyanderson.bsky.social can confirm, Scooter's is not just in Texas, they're popping up all over Chattanooga rn

what are the chances Gus thinks the Heisman is literally being awarded at the conclusion of this game?

absolutely fucking no one: my cousin in a football-related family group chat:

@splitzoneduo.com wow y'all really just gonna skip over Deuce Knight getting 4 rushing TD's over the FCS #6 seed. That's some disrespect right there.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social okay but how much beef would you have to smelt to forge an iron dagger to carve your honeybaked ham with

briefly confused a shot of Kirk Ferentz for Jim Mora, how embarrassed should I be about this

the It’s So Over watch at Oklahoma State has been upgraded to an It’s So Over warning

🇮🇱 Israel’s Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich: “There’s a business plan on Trump’s table to turn Gaza into a real estate bonanza. We paid a lot of money for this war. Now we need to divide how we make a percentage. We did the demolition phase. Now we build. It’s much cheaper.”

hey so this is insane

this looks like a PS3 cutscene for a game where you play as a pro sports agent

10% funnier every time I watch

michael bay in the truck

The dude throwing the block here is 5-star true freshman WR Dakorien Moore, the top-ranked WR in this class Not to overreact to a highlight from the Week 1 FCS blowout but I am switching my national title pick to Oregon if they have 5-star freshman WRs finishing blocks through the whistle

Watch what they do, not what they say

@splitzoneduo.com Richard, what is your reasoning behind not thinking Montana St. has a chance to do what Idaho did to Oregon last year? Montana St. is inarguably better than Idaho and Oregon has an (arguably) more unproven quarterback this year.

what sports news app should I be using since the ESPN app sucks truckloads of ass

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social re: more 19th century mechanics in present day a friend of mine's grandfather found out his wife had cancer and responded by checking his kids out of school without their mother's permission one day and IMMEDIATELY MOVING THEM TO AFRICA. No CPS, no GPS, no problem.

This thread is incredible.

Why does his scarf go inside of his neck?

had the misfortune of shooting something with Lee Greenwood today

i fuckin hate it here

🚨WOW. It turns out that a "Tren de Aragua gathering" the Trump admin said it broke up in March ... was just a BIRTHDAY PARTY. None of the people arrested at the party seem to have any criminal record — and none have been charged criminally in the months since it happened. Read the story below.

"every time yoda showed up on set his shit was absolutely rocked off inhalants. tiny cooker would go through a home depot worth of paint thinner before the cameras started rolling. i mean, he'd deliver lines in some gibberish language, cantonese i think? other times he just sat silently, weeping"

we're going full iowa this year. we're gonna win games by scores of 4-2

the bears continue their proud tradition of making inexplicable choices and alienating their fans

a draft tradition unlike any other www.sbnation.com/2014/2/13/54...

tharts and prayers

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social hamarchy. g'nite

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

man, what a night getting to see Kenny Pickett make his first game-winning play

GO. MUTHAFUCKIN. BIRDS.

somehow found a Vonnegut passage from 1952 that foretells the transfer portal, NIL and expresses @alexkirshner.com's rabid anti-labor sentiments re: extended eligibility @splitzoneduo.com