learning a lot about formula 1 today

Last night's Taskmaster was one of the best in a long time

Labour are going to hit single figure approval within a month. Starmer seems determined to get it down to zero.

I can happily report that Tylenol didn’t give me autism. Sonic the Hedgehog did.

So, what is the Rapture? 🧵 Well you get in your car and drive real far And you drive all night and then you see a light And it comes right down and it lands on the ground And out comes a man from Mars And you try to run but he's got a gun And he shoots you dead and he eats your head

It is bi visibility day, and it's hand knit season!

Almost every episode of Smartypants has one presentation that is speaking directly to me. This week it was Ana Garcia's. It's also the presentation that has provoked the most yelling and rage since Tao's charcuterie board tier list. She's wrong about Spelling Bee though, it's the worst.

I think in the Ferrari driver stages of grief, Charles has reached 'acceptance' this weekend #f1

FUCK OFF WITH "LEARNINGS". Linkedin ass word. #f1

101 points. Bums. #fantasygp #f1

Love a Williams podium #f1

Can't blame that one on piastri. #f1

Ted, if they were going to do something about that branch they'd have done it 25 laps ago. #f1

@kittykatt29.bsky.social how's your score looking? Because right now it's going BAD for me. This might be the race you catch me.

Colapunted #f1

Piss. #f1

Briatore on Ted's notebook looked like a weekend at Bernie's situation. #f1

Fuck off Max ffs

Oh FUCK OFF Max

oh fuck off #F1

Oh fuck oooooofffffff #f1

Don't worry Charles. Nothing matters. #f1

£420 is a lot of money for a Grand Prix ticket. Too much. ...what do you mean that's just for parking?! #f1

I'm usually permissive about language evolving but "factoid" drives me insane. "Factoid" meant "apocryphal fact," but has been used so often to mean "trivia" that it basically means two opposite things now

Better now

Jesus Christ.

I regret nothing, I don't apologize, kiss my ass.

While I got my knuckles rapped by corporate America for being rude and tasteless about a guy who dreamed of the stoning of me and everyone I love, Fox's Brian Kilmeade advocated explicitly for the state murder of all homeless people -- on live TV, no less -- to virtually no response.

I’m sure all the standup comedians who have been ranting about censorship the last few years are going to take to the streets any minute now.

𝐀𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑 After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.

No words.

"no coherent political ideology" is exactly the same as most rightwing people, including self described centrists. The dominant political ideology of our age is not coherent. It's all bulshit based on personal grievances and bigotry. None of it makes any sense.

It's nice isn't it? The quiet. (Never let him forget that)

Apparently I've been waiting so long to be able to buy season 3 of Hacks that season 4 is available now...

Jessica Fletcher! The queen of crime ☺️ #fanart

Sometimes you play games from your childhood and they don't hold up as well as you remember... And then other times you play Micro Machines

Probably not good that I've started keeping snacks by my bed, because I'm usually awake in the middle of the night and get hungry. But needs must.

I've never been more aware of how many glands are in my body. Too many, in my opinion. Don't want 'em. Don't need 'em(?)

every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer

Some Fucking Nazi: *dies* People Who Accepted the Genocide of Gaza and Police Brutality and Murders of Trans and Queer People as Unavoidable Parts of Society and Insisted For Decades You Simply Must Shrug Off For the Sake of Some Imaginary Sense of Harm Reduction: violence is never acceptable

so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!

Every single one of these fuckers will say some bullshit..

computer room [ #oldcomputer #original ]

To add add some context to last night's illness induced posting, know that this guy's version of 'That's Amore' has somehow against my will ingrained itself in my mind as the default version, overwriting parts of the original.

When you're having a snore Over books of old lore Nevermoré When there's taps at your door Darkness there, nothing more Nevermoré Perched and sat Up above my door A bird from Saintly days of yore Nevermoré Dreaming of lost Lenor It's a grief metaphor Nevermooooré

I'm maybe seeing a pattern where there isn't one, but I'm once again having a bad flare up on Sunday night/Monday morning. #glandularfever #mononicleosis

Come on Ted I'm counting on you to talk some sense #f1

I'm in the almost unprecedented position of agreeing with Verstappen's post race comments #f1