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"I'm not arguing with you" [Drum beat] "There will be no pudding until you finish your vegetables" [Bass lick] "Well life isn't fair I'm afraid" [Guitar riff] "You can have your Xbox back when you tidy your bedroom" [Guitar riff] "And I have disconnected the WiFi as well" [Guitar solo]

Starmer delivers every speech like a patronising step father who did not anticipate having to be a parent to 2 kids when he had that affair with a woman at work, and doesn't understand why the ungrateful brats won't show him some respect.

Another night of nightmares, and another morning feeling hung over because my brain is swimming in bad chemicals or whatever.

wes streeting should resign.

Probably the highest score we’ve seen, can you do better..?

Every explanation of why young people are unhappy that doesn't talk about stuff like this is either wrong or pushing an agenda.

I'm sorry, why did nobody tell me there was car in #ELMS that's painted as a purple dragon?

I changed my bed covers today, and clearly I put the pillows back Wrong, because it's caused nightmares. So now we have to play the game of which 2 out of 4 pillows are the millimetre precise height to not fill my brain with the badness.

New record arrived earlier. No Hard Feelings by The Beaches. One of my favourite albums from last year. I have been having a lazy afternoon laying on the sofa listening to it a couple of times.

New record arrived earlier. No Hard Feelings by The Beaches. One of my favourite albums from last year. I have been having a lazy afternoon laying on the sofa listening to it a couple of times.

Lol fuckin knew that post would get flagged, let me try again...

New album arrived earlier so I have been just laying on the sofa listening to it. No Hard Feelings by The Beaches. One of my favourite albums from last year.

I'm an tired and not functioning today. Also I just realised I have my trousers on back to front, which means I answered the door to the postie like that. Oh well, she's seen that before, and she will see it again.

Hello, I made you a feed of your cats watching the Artemis II splashdown bsky.app/profile/did:...

Ok they're out. I might go to sleep now. I'm sure there will be interviews and stuff after this, but probably not for a while, and I am tired. I'll watch then in the morning.

No rush? Some of us are waiting to go to bed!

They're either rehearsing a speech right now, or ... sucking and fucking like crazy. I'm not an expert so can't be certain which

1 side of a conversation being muted the whole time, classic rookie streaming mistake

OH GOD THEY'RE GREEN

Here we go...

Losing my mind over this. I have a machine in my lap on which I can periodically toggle over from something else I'm doing on the machine to watch a SPACESHIP return from THE MOON. Earlier I could hear the SPACESHIP'S PEOPLE as they talked to other people LOCATED ON MY PLANET BUT VERY FAR FROM ME.

Anyone else keep getting momentarily freaked out by a voice in their flat, and then realise they've left the NASA live stream running? The last one was particularly unsettling because my PC is asleep, but apparently the stream still plays somehow!

These are both revolting individuals so this is very much not any kind of praise. But I do find it interesting how the right are often a lot more… clear eyed about understanding how/why the (more radical) left does well than the centre left/liberals are?

it do be like this sometimes

For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice

Taskmaster time!

Right. So you can be married with kids old enough at primary school at 25 (seriously grown-up markers on the cishet life scale), maybe driving a very heavy articulated lorry around the roads for a living. But suddenly when we talk about knowing one’s own gender we’re infantilising people? Okay.

Looooooool

New update just dropped

The late great Cathy Rutherford. According to her niece on her passing in 2024, she was "a trade unionist to the core and remained politically active her whole life". A true legend.

As someone with a Scottish nana, this clip is beyond devastating. Plus the second woman dragging her and the news presenter for their faux-feminism that often gets cut out.

It's here... Lawn mower season 😠

looooooool

I'm not convinced that doctor's appointment was worth the trauma of using The Phone. He prescribed me something I don't think is going to help, but we'll see.

I'm not gonna take a photo, but there is someone at the bus station in a full Wario costume at 9:30 in the morning.

All that you touch And all that you see All that you taste All you feel And all that you love And all that you hate All you distrust All you save And all that you give And all that you deal And all that you buy Beg, borrow or steal ...

Copy, (DSOT)Moon joy

Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon is ~43mins long The Artemis crew will be out of radio contact for ~40 mins So if you put the album on when they go radio silent you should be listening to Brain Damage (Dark Side of the Moon) when they emerge from the other side I'm going to play the vinyl.

Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon is ~43mins long The Artemis crew will be out of radio contact for ~40 mins So if you put the album on when they go radio silent you should be listening to Brain Damage (Dark Side of the Moon) when they emerge from the other side I'm going to play the vinyl.

Moon big.

Historic events happening in space, with people all over the world watching and wanting to talk about it- and this website can't stay functioning for more than couple of minutes at a time. But sure, leftists being mean to pol-profs is the reason this site isn't growing.

#F1 has rotted my brain, because listening to the astronauts on Orion asking NASA a question, and NASA saying back "We are checking" just made me think "oh no..."

Happy international asexuality day!!! 🖤💜🤍

Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

There's something a bit poignant about a Bluetooth device failing to connect to another device right next to it when they're the only Bluetooth devices for hundreds of thousands of kilometres around.

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder