Crawling on the floor like a baby #idgaf

More like. Ballssky LMAOOOO

kimchicel

kimchicel

Bluesky elder lmfao

This kind of stuff makes me even more furious with the "politicians shouldn't have to do stuff" people. The Home Depot guy has more of a responsibility to their community than anyone that is supposed to to represent them

Mamdani killed my grandma, okay?

Correct unbombed rhetoric

Our final updates have been posted to the Climate.gov website, and this will be our final post to our social media channels.

A 49 year old Canadian has died while in ICE custody.

"The abyss" My devilishly beautiful cat!

Really just the worst people in the world pulling for Cuomo

This is incredibly beautiful storytelling.

My stomach hurts every single day

Hi bisky

been thinking about this post a lot lately

how was anyone surprised the balkans got balkanized like its literally in the name 😭😭😭

If you're not careful, you forget you're supposed to be a helpful, compassionate, understanding, loving, dependable person. If people aren't holding you to it, you're either surrounded by stinkers or they've picked up that you're too stubborn to fix it.

No, it's not "over" for you. Insecure people can live for a very long time.

It’s between cummer and momdommy in New Jerk City…

cuomo will be a good mayor because hes wearing a nuclear diaper to contain his sexual impulses that will wipe out 12 city blocks if it fails

The media needs to call out all the illegal things that this administration does.

Cuomo and Bill Clinton are picking up Kevin Spacey then they’re all gonna break Harvey Weinstein out of jail to start a sexual predator Fantastic Four.

my wifesband

I was so right when I said this and Drake proved it

I really should use bsky more often. Considering less people follow me on here I feel peace

KIMCHICEL

Imagine telling someone 10 years ago that in 2025, Elon Musk’s large language model would be ranting about South African race relations in a Monkey Island pirate voice under a tweet from the new poaster Pope from Chicago

We live in such strange times

I can't keep up anymore. The Joneses are too strong.

If you know people from Slovenia reach out to them! The petition not only needs 1,000,000 signatures, it also needs to reach the individual country-level thresholds of 7 countries. It has done so in 6 countries, and Slovenia is *really* close to becoming number 7!

More than half the current signatures are from France, so if you're not from France go sign it so your country gets a higher percentage than France. And if you're from France, sign it so you're country stays on top of course!

If you're an EU citizen, please don't forget to sign this petition for a ban on conversion therapy practices. The deadline (May 17) is really close, but with the rate at which it's been gaining signatures these last few days it looks like it might still reach the required threshold!

Applying tiger balm! Gonna rub my eyes and penis now

Dude you colored outside of the lines. You idiot 😂 scribble scrabble

when bluesky first started everybody was trying to get 12 likes on their post, and if they got a bunch of them they called that "rackin twelves". and if they got a post with over a hundred likes they would call that a "hunnie". like, "check my hunnies". and when i say everybody i mean me, secretly

Tummy doesn’t feel good I’m gonna keep it real

I don’t want to be as big as I was on twitter over here

Twitter won’t be getting the good tweets

Chewing on my neighbors dog. How do you like that? Tables are turned, b word

just coming to the realization that i’m a workaholic just like my father is, who i swore i would never be like when i was younger

at which point does the rest of the world band together and hold a humanitarian intervention in the united states the american experiment failed and it's time to dismantle its structures completely

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