UGH FIIIINE. I did just get a nice mic

I could use more info regarding the target, but fair enough

I don’t necessarily love living somewhere with cold snowy winters, but there is something very nice about having a fire going while it snows

THANK YOU

*stands up in the colosseum, wiping blood from the corner of his mouth * MONKEY CHRIST WAS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL

Rest in peace you absolute legend of an artist

being a part of this has given me a lot of hope. But i object to the people involved being labeled “activists”. They’re just neighbors. “Activist” is only ever applied to leftists as a way to make them seem less normal. These people are normie AF. www.startribune.com/inside-the-o...

Perhaps this is the benefit of not being popular. The few people who interact with my stuff are people I’m connected with and are pretty much cool and funny

you can shut this site down now because nobody will ever say anything more real than this. maximum respect

12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

My family in Transylvania (many still there) worked on a collectivized farm. After the killing of Ceaușescu (missed the anniversary by a day!) they realized that it was an extremely effective way to run things when they weren’t being taken advantage of. So they still work a collectivized farm

Undefeated

Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.

I’LL GO FIRST I’LL GO FIRST!

Anti Detroit style heresy right here

I would like to believe in rehabilitation. And I imagine a lot of these guys didn’t start out as evil people. But once you’ve been part of something like this, I think you are probably past saving and should be carved out of society on a permanent basis

[if wokeness returns] Math professor: Odd numbers are girls. Even numbers are boys Conservative student: That's not true, according to the bible Prof: You are under arrest for life Is this the future we want?

My GOAT youtu.be/6PMZ41aTnoA?...

Me rn

Songs don’t save the world. They save people. …And people do the rest.

How much tequila is appropriate for Christmas Eve? Asking for me

Cheese breakfast don’t @ me

So this just popped up on TikTok for me. I realize that this is not the Nazi orientation but it turns out you can just flip that around. And the fact that they are advertising it as “hiphop” they are obviously associating it with Ye and his very much Nazi shit

My kids are like wizards. They can manage to not eat anything and also make a huge mess at dinner

Proud to say that, apparently, this internationally recognized developer of award winning exhibits is not a "visionary" per *checks notes* one of the dudes from the Black Eyed Peas (I will acknowledge they have more hits than I do)

Hey friends, I've decided that I'm going to add more non-fiction into my reading in 2026, and I'm looking for recs. I plan on (finally) finishing Victor Sebestyen's history of Budapest and I am currently reading Night and Horses and the Desert by Robert Irwin. I am interested in basically anthing

At Least Child Laborer Not Staring At iPad All Day

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

Morning.

Absolute classic

I do not care for the Jim Carey Grinch movie but the “where are you Christmas” song is elite

Some of these redactions are almost like modern art

I’ve been following this sport since the 90s, but every time a list like this comes out it’s like a reminder why I don’t share my opinions online very often. Either I don’t know ball (fair enough, probably true) or I have bad opinions. Or both www.theguardian.com/football/ng-...

"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase

ICE whistles work.

@alicefraser.bsky.social I just went from rereading Anathem by Neal Stephenson to The Strength of the Few and I think I might be getting Parallel Universe Fatigue

“Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.” ― Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

Doctor watching medical drama: "That detail is wrong." Regular viewers: Interesting! Cop watching crime drama: "That detail is wrong." Regular viewers: Interesting! Historian watching history drama: "That detail is wrong." Regular viewers: It iS NoT A DoCuMeNtArY!

Very agree

I just saw a Cybertruck parked outside of an Orange Theory like some sort of 2025 Norman Rockwell

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

Become ungovernable

‘Tis the season.

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

In the post-truth era we live in, the fact a Muslim man risked his own life to protect Jewish lives is an inconvenience to those who seek to spread hate. And so the misinformation strategy begins to erase the name Ahmed al Ahmed from existence. Thus the invention of 'Edward Crabtree'

the world has changed

there's a quiet dignity and profundity to this picture I took the other day of a crow standing on an empty bag of flaming hot Cheetos

I have a pretty wild one of these

Next year, I’m doing the Terry Lectureship at Yale in March/April. It’s a century-old series that’s hosted some truly heavyweight thinkers. Wild to be stepping onto that stage 😅 philosophy.yale.edu/events/2026-...