Marcel does not like this vet-themed escape room. Zero stars.

Oh hell no, not this shithousery. I lost 11 days to this last year and spent a week learning hieratic Egyptian orthography

Bit early with this. As we all know, the Tay Bridge fell on the last sabbath day of 1879 (which we shall remember for a very long time).

Just broke spawn-the-elders brain by pointing out that asking “how” means different things in Scotland compared to England.

There was a certain amount of drama with the great tits, which are used to being the bullies of the feeder and weren't quite sure how to handle a masked bandit turning up like Errol Flynn entering an eighteenth-century salon.

Was I saving when I was 20? Yes, yes I was. Was it for the maximum PEP allowance? Er no… Was it for clothing to put on my back? Yes, yes it was. Was it probably squandered on the latest Wedding Present CD? Also, yes.

Last Christmas, I gave you my shart…

I like the idea of Larsen drawing Cow Tools as a critique on Derrida’s argument “lacking something in sophistication”.

I don't love Verdana as a font, but I use it for a lot because it's a non-serif font that has serifs on the uppercase i.

🤣

Cliff Richard. For when Johnny Halliday is viewed as too close to home. Disappointed they never called it Rorschach and Rolle

“I, am Steer!”

could i make it any more obvious

It ys onlye Gen AI if it ys from the Gen AI regioun of Fraunce, otherwyse it ys just sparklinge plagiarism.

Why do optical instrument manufacturers make their kit so flat and table-like? Completely unrelated, do Fisher or VWR sell castle prods or pigeon spikes?

Does someone ceithir to explain this to me?

For those who are looking into Rosalind Franklin today, check this out ojs.lib.uwo.ca/index.php/cj...

This is feminism.

This has appeared in various labs at work. I’m pretty sure they could have found more effective fire blankets.

Congratulations to the young teenagers of the world, 67 has surpassed 69 in global Google Search Popularity. Source: buff.ly/4ysqZgP

Love this. Security system password at the Louvre was “louvre”. You know that they were running on XP (not yet SP2) www.liberation.fr/checknews/lo...

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

Looks like some sort of Catsub

My favourite of the Cow Tools edits

If you MUST gender your toilets, then do it in style. I think this is nicely done typographically. (For clarification, it’s M = Minge and W = Willy)

“Starting unemployed with these settings saw me immediately rejected by Rangers, Ajax, and Borussia Monchengladbach which is as it should be.” I’m not totally convinced by the assessment of the managerial selection process of The Rangers, mind.

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Welcome to the cult that Is the Alexander household where you can’t say something is “normal $NAME” without one of the spawn shouting “What do you mean ‘normal $NAME’?”

This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.

Is this a Mazda I see before me? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Larson is at it again. Me cackling away, both spawn completely confused. There is something of the Bob Ross about this. Not a mistake, just a flappy accident.

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

[The Hoff enters the chat]

New workload allocation published.

Unsolicited What’s on the End of your Stick Vic pic

#MSH45 | Richard Lasher You've been at a job long enough to know a decent colleague to chat with. The more you get to know them, the more they share. What's fact or fiction? You don't know, but you listen. Then there's one story that's so over the top—a bona fide lie. But then, a photo appears.

MARK KNOPFLER: Here comes Guitar George ME: Why do they call him that MARK KNOPFLER: He knows all the chords ME: Ah

What an absolutely brilliant article 🙏 thequietus.com/subscriber-a...

Hmm, was the beach on the western isles? Was it Lustentyre?? (Is that my coat…?)

"Whoever forbids Antifa, wants fascism! Make Antifa Great Again!" - Bayern Munich fans on Friday, right behind the goal, so guaranteed to be in the broadcast worldwide.

The Ure Party. Promising to make this mean nothing to you.

From the nations and cultures that brought you the chicken tikka masala, this should not be a surprise.

how did we not see this sooner

day 46 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.

day 126 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

Both spawn have no idea why I’m cackling at this, despite “Midvale” being a family-recognised insult. The training continues.