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Happy May Day from Fidel Catstro and Frida Katlo! They won’t come if you call their names, but the will always come running when they hear The Internationale.😻 #MayDay

Post your warning sign

This Bryan Johnson thing is... ...sorry. Look. It's just funny. The level of ludicrousness is beyond rational interrogation. (It's also mockable misogyny, which *isn't* funny, but does deserve to be mocked until it glows)

Back in the day, it was any Gaussian checkpoint file name.

This sounds very familiar.

Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, I repeat Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, this is unpreced— <wait my producer is just whispering something in my ear> Apparently this is precedented

I don’t remember the Easter egg in Endgame that foretold that Victor Von Doom world be played by Bono. Explains why it’s being released in October…

Checks out. Gary Bettman would prefer a Europa Stars expansion team to a reborn Quebec Nordiques.

Quite the quote from the John Blake, the former director of fair access at the Office for Students www.thetimes.com/article/1cb6...

Somewhere Bismarck is looking down in confusion as Germany projects power by sending 4,000 pensioners, 12 buffet stations and a TUI loyalty program through the Strait of Hormuz

(Padme face) Shocked and offended that half of UK universities are cutting staff or student courses, right? Right??

I can see the next J Pharm Sci highlight article: DoE optimisation of a 3D printed trepanning device for the calvarial delivery of solid lipid nanoparticles

Oh no, my phone no longer launches Teams! But on the bright side, my phone no longer launches Teams!

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

You're a roadwork Harry!

No, fuck you. You don’t get to suddenly decide that copyright matters when folks suddenly have access to the source code of your spicy autocomplete due to your own incompetence.

“Oh my God, Rogers! … Is that? … Is that? … It is! It’s the MUMMY’S PURSE!”

Yo, @elsevierconnect.bsky.social don't you want to put an Expression of Concern on or something? People are laughing

In return for information about the thieves, Crimestoppers are offering a large bounty.

True fact: Dire Straits released Love Over Gold because the RSC released Love Over and Wiley released LoveGoldLove. (Quality rewrite and earworm, BTW)

this is so ironic given all the warnings that academics working in universities used to give about Wikipedia to their students.

Well, I suspect this find has perhaps seen a few government restructures.

Oof. #UKHE

Ooft. The game changer for me was learning that you could do little jumps along a platform. If I shared this with the spawn, I fear they will be lost forever.

Despite the fact that it sustained her during her cancer treatment, I still cannot bring myself to understand that potted hough is a real food.

Next up, battleships.

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

Brian Clough, Tony Blair, and TAFKAP* to host quiz show, would be a more arresting headline. *The Andrew formerly known as Prince

This is true, but we are missing a trick. There is a four part Guardians of Scotland waiting to be made. Starring Karen Gillan as the Maid of Norway, it would be MCU* cannon. *Moray Cinematic Universe

STICK IT ON A FIVE POUND NOTE

I have bad memories of ABBA and James Last on reel-to-reel…

“Listen—I bought these here yesterday, and the dang things won’t stop squeaking!”

Watching patiently and taking notes to use as evidence of misdemeanours, Little Alex Horn of Africa.

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

Academic workload planning

Native British Animals you say?

Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/learn-2 #smbc

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

Accidental Aardman.

But your flag decal won't get you Into Heaven any more. They're already overcrowded From your dirty little war. Now Jesus don't like killin' No matter what the reason's for, And your flag decal won't get you Into Heaven any more.

If you can have Dragonite dancing to Enya, then you should be able to have Farfetch’d smacking his leek to Bowie’s hand-to-the-ground mime in Fashion.

One for the chemists.

It’s not wrong…

Secret tools of the common crow