Native British Animals you say?

Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/learn-2 #smbc

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

Accidental Aardman.

cow tools are always super effective! another great submission by @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social

But your flag decal won't get you Into Heaven any more. They're already overcrowded From your dirty little war. Now Jesus don't like killin' No matter what the reason's for, And your flag decal won't get you Into Heaven any more.

If you can have Dragonite dancing to Enya, then you should be able to have Farfetch’d smacking his leek to Bowie’s hand-to-the-ground mime in Fashion.

One for the chemists.

It’s not wrong…

Secret tools of the common crow

Chanced upon this thread of people shaming their dramatic pets. Much amusement, more so due to the fact that so many people mistook the bun in the OP for a cat. Full disclosure…I thought it was a guinea pig…

@sesmith.lol I just feel like you need to see this.

Backs up my long held disdain for calling Liverpool and Manchester “the North”. They are barely even the midlands…

Good to see Phil Noble getting proper credit for his masterpiece

Captain Dan, beautifully on brand and effective as always.

Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham" is so wonderful. RIP

Whoever is designing Bowie’s album covers seems to be running out of ideas.

The Broomway is pretty notorious already. The photos in the reply show just how dumb this was.

People think I make it up about the weather in Aberdeen. Perpetual cloud cover and granite buildings. You’re never sure where the ground stops and the sky starts: permaglaucoma. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

We are, indeed, a multi-university. Teaching in the multiverse. And as the climax to Thor: The Dark World was filmed where that photo in the link below is from, I am MCU canon.

But we all know that the true “post a banner that is not in English” is Adriano Celentano, if not for the choreography as much as the song. youtu.be/foU3Tgg7VJI

We are back at “post a banger that isn’t in English” again. Does this count? youtu.be/SnPPwBIAenw

Niche humour - and I’m totally here for it!😉 @danherb10.bsky.social @theduncanmackay.bsky.social @durotrigesdig.bsky.social @drtobydriver.bsky.social

HMS Puny corn

Holy curse. What’s it going to do, insert a section of mock George RR Martin in excel halfway through a piss poor IR spectrum?

he always had trouble with anti-virus measures

This is superb. Even on mute, you know exactly what Lemmy is doing.

Bring me the sausage of Alfredo Garcia (Yes, I know this is low character chain mail…)

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Sausage

Music FACT: Placebo were originally a Cure tribute band.

Lots of guys with backwards ball caps and truck nutz never gonna listen to Philip Glass again

The history books covering this period of American history are going to be FASCINATING.

Edinburgh, I am in you. You don’t get this view in Gillingham…

Sandy Asher passed away a few days ago. His memorial will be tomorrow. "He will be remembered not only for the discoveries he shaped, but for the way he helped others approach the mysteries of life with humility and wonder." And his laugh. #chemsky

Been catching up on the last edition of @nutmegmagazine.bsky.social . While the world goes to hell, this extract from the sublime Italian footballer Andrea Pirlo’s autobiography lands differently. This, from a player whose philosophy was built on class, elegance & technical brilliance. Sheer poetry.

“I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, get Bannon aff.”

Jim Taggart will return in Avengers Doomsday and wants to know why there is blood on that big hammer.

Niels Bohr famously dissolved two Nobel Prize medals in aqua regia rather than let fascists have them www.npr.org/sections/kru...

There is always an XKCD

This. This is great. What she comes up with for someone who reportedly has never heard of Keith Moon, the incredible exploding drummer. Chapeau.

@erinbiba.bsky.social this farting capy with baby ducks is the serenity we need right now

The only difference between this and your average NISA on Union Street in Aberdeen is that there are fewer seagulls in the photo.

Filed for future reference.

Do run. They are not your friends.

Es ist wieder soweit! It's time to take down and responsibly dispose of your xmas tree. Please consider the Christmas tree cannon