Dani Hatch
@daniihatch.bsky.social
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Recovering former comedian/man
I finally figured out why Iāve been feeling so much worse lately! Itās because I havenāt been watching cable news!
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Tim Onion
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CNN Under Fire For Failing To Disclose Pro-Iran War Panelist Actually Raytheon DeepStrike Missile
ATLANTAāFacing a backlash over what critics viewed as misleading journalistic practices, CNN was under fire Thursday for its failure to disclose that a recent panelist pushing for military action in I...
https://theonion.com/cnn-under-fire-for-failing-to-disclose-pro-iran-war-pan-1836887896/?fbclid=IwAR3uBMeHluV8DJNW9ZONaVANU_X6-xW8UVqjweqe7u2YL97F0TjybJl_b-M#
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Hello Sharks
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leon
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist
3 days ago
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 25,1950
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Joe McKirdy
5 days ago
Here is a thread of Kat highlights from the FOX32 IL-9 Democratic debate. Kat Abughazaleh: "I do want to issue a little correction. As much as I respect the term of influencer, I'm a researcher and journalist."
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Norm Charlatan
6 days ago
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onion person
10 days ago
america is all about starving cuba and killing 1 million arabs annually and giving 10 trillion dollars to israel and if you complain about that youāll be put in a concentration camp
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Chris š³ļøāš
10 days ago
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Mallorie Malcontent āØ
11 days ago
I always thought the whole "they want you dead" thing was just hyperbole. But I guess this makes the entire raw milk, no vax, more asbestos stuff make a lot more sense.
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Joaquin Castro
10 days ago
An ICE agent shot and killed Ruben Ray Martinez, a US citizen and San Antonio resident, in March 2025. Then ICE and the Texas Department of Public Safety covered it up. He was 23 years old. I am calling for a full investigation into this shooting, including why there was an 8-month cover up.
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Cereal is actually a very high stakes meal to eat in bed
11 days ago
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onion person
11 days ago
itās so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now
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Roxie
17 days ago
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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Ken Jennings
17 days ago
Letās put our heads together, and start a new country up.
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The best part of any James Bond movie is always the part at the beginning when James Bond shoots and kills me, the viewer, with a gun
17 days ago
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Mike Hixenbaugh
18 days ago
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast. The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me. But the food wasnāt for detainees ā it was for the staff.
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Nothing but respujchz for my presidughhzzjj
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Tim Onion
19 days ago
This is an incredible photo.
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Tim Onion
22 days ago
Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.
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formthehead (Comms Open!)
25 days ago
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
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The gift shop at the Content Creationist Museum is awful!
27 days ago
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Tim Onion
28 days ago
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Chris Hayes
about 1 month ago
I cannot tell you how much doubt was consistently directed at the Gaza Health Ministryās casualty numbers and how much pressure was put on news organizations to couch those numbers as unreliable. Biden himself said they were fabricated!
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
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IDF accepts Gaza Health Ministry death toll of over 71,000 Palestinians killed in the war
Although Many International Experts Have Accepted the Health Ministry's Data as Reliable, and Even Conservative Relative to the True Death Toll, Israel Had Refused to Accept the Health Ministry's Coun...
https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/2026-01-29/ty-article/.premium/idf-accepts-gaza-health-ministry-estimate-of-over-70-000-palestinians-killed-in-the-war/0000019c-0918-dec4-adfd-fd5dde830000
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Parker Molloy
about 1 month ago
bsky.app/profile/came...
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Jeremy Chao
about 1 month ago
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As an incurable little rapscallion myself, I have a real appreciation for green onions
about 1 month ago
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Tim Onion
about 1 month ago
The world learned today that you absolutely have to bully this dumb old asshole as a collective. Better late than never for them, but we better get used to being aggressively humiliated for the next few years.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick
about 1 month ago
šØHOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional! ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
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jamelle
about 1 month ago
state-sponsored child trafficking
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Better Things Are Possible
about 1 month ago
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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Wanna feel old? Itās already 28 Years Later again!!!!!
about 2 months ago
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Would my cat still love me if she could source her own meals? My indefatigable human spirit tells me yes and who am I to argue with that? Itās not like I can ask her.
about 2 months ago
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Feeling freaked out this morning so to calm down Iām giving myself a little treat for the next 30 minutes: staring slack-jawed at a looped video of a red hot copper ball being dropped into a wine glass full of ethanol
about 2 months ago
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Laura Jedeed
about 2 months ago
The article appears to be partly paywalled and I would encourage anyone who can afford it to subscribe, Slate's got a hell of a sale going right now and subscriptions are how they can afford to pay freelancers for articles like this one For my fellow brokies, though:
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Youāve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. Iām the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
https://web.archive.org/web/20260113135117/https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/01/ice-recruitment-minneapolis-shooting.html
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Laura Jedeed
about 2 months ago
A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate
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Youāve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. Iām the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/01/ice-recruitment-minneapolis-shooting.html
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Feeling hopeless
about 2 months ago
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froggher
about 2 months ago
it sucks that hell isnāt real because enactors of state sanctioned violence really really really have it coming
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jamelle
about 2 months ago
it is the policy of this government to treat democratic-led states as conquered territories and the people therein as something like hostiles or even enemy combatants
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ChrisāļøJustice
about 2 months ago
š ICE Abusing Protesters After Murdering Driver 1/7/26
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Molly Coleman
about 2 months ago
ICE killed a member of our community today. ICE showed up at my kidās daycare today. ICE is bragging about the number of families theyāve torn apart in a matter of days, and promising that their campaign of terror isnāt done.
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jamelle
about 2 months ago
remains striking the extent to which trump quite loudly does not see himself as president of the united states and more as a clan leader for his supporters
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jamelle
about 2 months ago
masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
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Tim Onion
about 2 months ago
Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.
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Tim Onion
about 2 months ago
Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
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