I finally figured out why I’ve been feeling so much worse lately! It’s because I haven’t been watching cable news!

Hello Sharks

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 25,1950

Here is a thread of Kat highlights from the FOX32 IL-9 Democratic debate. Kat Abughazaleh: "I do want to issue a little correction. As much as I respect the term of influencer, I'm a researcher and journalist."

america is all about starving cuba and killing 1 million arabs annually and giving 10 trillion dollars to israel and if you complain about that you’ll be put in a concentration camp

I always thought the whole "they want you dead" thing was just hyperbole. But I guess this makes the entire raw milk, no vax, more asbestos stuff make a lot more sense.

An ICE agent shot and killed Ruben Ray Martinez, a US citizen and San Antonio resident, in March 2025. Then ICE and the Texas Department of Public Safety covered it up. He was 23 years old. I am calling for a full investigation into this shooting, including why there was an 8-month cover up.

Cereal is actually a very high stakes meal to eat in bed

it’s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Let’s put our heads together, and start a new country up.

The best part of any James Bond movie is always the part at the beginning when James Bond shoots and kills me, the viewer, with a gun

On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast. The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me. But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.

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This is an incredible photo.

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

The gift shop at the Content Creationist Museum is awful!

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I cannot tell you how much doubt was consistently directed at the Gaza Health Ministry’s casualty numbers and how much pressure was put on news organizations to couch those numbers as unreliable. Biden himself said they were fabricated! www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

As an incurable little rapscallion myself, I have a real appreciation for green onions

The world learned today that you absolutely have to bully this dumb old asshole as a collective. Better late than never for them, but we better get used to being aggressively humiliated for the next few years.

🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional! ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.

state-sponsored child trafficking

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

Wanna feel old? It’s already 28 Years Later again!!!!!

Would my cat still love me if she could source her own meals? My indefatigable human spirit tells me yes and who am I to argue with that? It’s not like I can ask her.

Feeling freaked out this morning so to calm down I’m giving myself a little treat for the next 30 minutes: staring slack-jawed at a looped video of a red hot copper ball being dropped into a wine glass full of ethanol

The article appears to be partly paywalled and I would encourage anyone who can afford it to subscribe, Slate's got a hell of a sale going right now and subscriptions are how they can afford to pay freelancers for articles like this one For my fellow brokies, though:

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

Feeling hopeless

it sucks that hell isn’t real because enactors of state sanctioned violence really really really have it coming

it is the policy of this government to treat democratic-led states as conquered territories and the people therein as something like hostiles or even enemy combatants

👉 ICE Abusing Protesters After Murdering Driver 1/7/26 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnfi...

ICE killed a member of our community today. ICE showed up at my kid’s daycare today. ICE is bragging about the number of families they’ve torn apart in a matter of days, and promising that their campaign of terror isn’t done.

remains striking the extent to which trump quite loudly does not see himself as president of the united states and more as a clan leader for his supporters

masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.

Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.

Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.