I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

rick hampter

from the inventors of cocaine: black tar heroin

Uma Musume posts are like "ive fallen deeply in love with a Beautiful Woman named Steak Dinner"

124. 🦺

All SCP foundation personnel were furloughed during the shutdown. Entities were left unguarded in their cells without the usual containment rituals. Nobody played jazz music to soothe the lamp that eats people

Nevermind no I dont

When professor tangrowth drops the kanto history pop quiz and rhe class average is 43%

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

BREAKING: In last-minute pledge, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani pledges to REPLACE the Wall Street Bull with an 20 foot tall bronze statue of Uma Musume "GOLD SHIP"

Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."

thats nuts

We believe in dragon maid supremacy (and rights, please someone save her). Also, free excuse to draw Jacinthe! #PokemonLegendsZA #Fanart #Art

Chainsaw-Sub

crossworlds is good bckl.gg/pek9

really loved legends z-a bckl.gg/pek6

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

Sakurai is on some shit we cannot fathom

Stole this from Reddit but yeah

My dog has every disease

good movie boxd.it/bnPEs7

TRON: Ares

yeat www.albumoftheyear.org/user/rivers/...

cool game bckl.gg/o5U7

good movie boxd.it/bnjMFf

great movie boxd.it/bm34aL

cool movie boxd.it/bm2O1D

good album alert www.albumoftheyear.org/user/rivers/...

My ★★★½ review of Tron on Letterboxd boxd.it/bl2cL5

Dude boxd.it/bkhlEt

Perfect Blue

good album www.albumoftheyear.org/user/rivers/...

This is the aesthetic of the future

instant classic probably boxd.it/bj5yC3

One Battle

good movie boxd.it/biahT3

The Smashi

Had a dream a while back in which I discovered the existence of the "Grave of the Fireflies/Super Mario World 2-in-1" for the Wii. It basically functioned as a DVD except for a "special features" section that literally only had an SNES emulator playing Mario World. It went for absurd prices on eBay

Happy Umineko

i finished sky 1st chapter a few days ago please play this bckl.gg/oR82