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@trangirlismo.bsky.social the joke about "oil-cringe" made me think we could also use "carbon-cringe life form".

one of my favorite facts about the US coal industry is that it employs less people than Broadway

'new hires who were seen as “AI natives” are turning out to have alarmingly shallow ideas. So much so, the anonymous finance worker admitted, that his firm now actively avoids seeking out AI-literate STEM graduates, and opts to comb through humanities students instead.' futurism.com/future-socie...

"o preço da matéria prima baixou! Agora os preços do produto vao baixar!" Não. O empresário br vai embolsar a diferença "O dólar caiu! Agora o preço vai vai baixar!" Não. O empresário br vai embolsar a diferença "O governo baixou o imposto pras empresas! Agora o preço.." Não. O empr

As " Bets" venceram. Bancou a GLOBO que patrocinou a ESCALAÇÃO e colocaram ANCELOTTI na Mafia. Ta ai minutos apos a convocação.

Lembrei dessa

o neymar é tipo como se uma caixa de som jbl boombox levada pra uma praia no rio de janeiro tivesse desejado virar um menino de verdade

Eu pego o ônibus na parada onde é feita a troca do motorista, e TODA VEZ tem idoso reclamando e apressando os motoristas. Sério, o que eles querem? Que façam turnos de 18 horas? Aqueles 2-3 minutos são realmente tão importantes? PQP

The craziest thing about the AI boosters is when they say “you can’t do this without AI” “I can’t make an event flyer without AI” when we all remember just 3 years ago how we all got along fine without it.

Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida. Read more: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

I'm sorry, what? In writing my first monograph, I spent six weeks trying to track down a citation in TWO languages I didn't know. And good thing too, because the citation was wrong. That's scholarship. That's research. You know, the thing we're trained to do?!?

americans will use anything but the metric system

A pandemia nunca vai acabar porque o homem veio do macaco, um animal que usa a escova de dentes dos outros

On NSF’s postdoc page, the biology and earth science fields have been completely eliminated; the only remaining fellowships are in math, astronomy, engineering, and “entrepreneurship.” Weird choice not to support research on the life support system for 8 billion people. www.nsf.gov/funding/post...

Acabei de ler Mamadeira de Ypêroca. Desfaz o fim da internet.

That’s strange. Why are they booing? Maybe she should try being very condescending

"Todo mundo quer IA." A realidade:

Só que isso no Brasil não deveria fazer nenhum sentido. A gente tem políticas de saúde fortíssimas. A gente tem uma abrangência gigantesca. A gente tem um médico na vice-presidência - o que só assinala o prestígio da classe em uma população que sempre valorizou a saúde como pilar social.

when u tax the rich

Had to go to the shapes place today.

I just listened to the @killjamesbond.bsky.social episode on "Gone in 60 seconds" and @victoriascott.bsky.social deserves praise for mentioning Gunsmith Cats. Also, Angelina Jolie's character complains about money and arrives in an MV AGUSTA?!?

The part where the board member can't tell the journalist who sent him the AI-generated image for approval because he was following AI instructions changing out his email server and deleted all of his old email is *chef's kiss*. www.coyotemedia.org/how-did-an-a...

fiquem tranquilos! o zema não vai conseguir fazer crianças trabalharem. eles não conseguiram fazer o nikolas ferreira trabalhar, imagina alguém mais maduro

Sorry Europe, you can't have green tech from China because the USA might get upset. Rather than buying a solar panel from China, and then not having to rely on them again because China doesn't own the sun, you have to buy fossil fuels from the US that require ongoing costs and dependence.

Imagine thinking that saying 'I own six boats' would go down well with anyone except boat salesmen

Fui checar o local e não achei. Nem no maps, nem no google, nem no instagram. Daí perguntei pra IA. Ela me solta esta: "tem razão, o restaurante indicado não existe e nunca existiu. Obrigada por avisar. Se quiser, posso ajustar o roteiro para indicar apenas locais com endereço e existência reais."

Every time I see someone talk about Claude I think about how they switched from female to male names as soon as they wanted the robots to seem like experts vs personal assistants.

The United States now has the most government restrictions on academic freedom of any high-income country. www.chemistryworld.com/news/academi... Raw data from @vdeminstitute.bsky.social —> academic-freedom-index.net/research/Aca...

Not even North Korea passport has the face of Kim Jong-Un or of his father or grandfather

"Quem não usar IA vai ficar pra trás" Blz, então eu vou ficar pra trás com minha galera que ficou pra trás fazendo nossas coisinhas de quem ficou pra trás e vc que se foda

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing

Pra quem tava reclamando que nunca tinha boas notícias

Com seu saldo de 137 reais vc assina a gente por mais de dois anos e recebe 5 tiras por semana: catarse.me/linhadotrem

Poxa, que pena 💁🏻‍♂️😂

Futurama (Series, 1999 - )

Here's my original character Waffles the Wizard. He was hired by the king to maintain the ley lines that used to work great.

I can't will these people, y'all.

@jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay I had to google "grippy sock vacation". Now I know. Thanks? I guess?

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

Here is an easy solution: Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves. Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled. Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

Ea-Nasir 🤝 Galo de Luta ㅤcaindo na infâmia por subestimar o apelo social do Cu

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.