@MetalFa89901475 on X would like me to post a photo (possibly a video?) of my boobs being covered in custard. What do we think about this, Bluesky? 😆

I would like to thank @notthatdoctor.bsky.social for the lovely flowers and chocolates he got me, and in advance for the manual labour he will be performing for me this weekend. (Not sure he knows the extent of that yet... 😉) I'll reward you with kisses, NTD! 😘😘🥰

I enjoy men sharing photos of themselves in their undercrackers - hooray! - but not when they are also wearing socks. Why do they do this? Just why? Am I missing the erotic potential of les chaussettes, or something? Gives me the ick...🤢

Oh god...🥵

Knowledgeable people...were I to (re)start my blog (an idiosyncratic mix of sex, humour, opinion pieces & Mrs Tales-isms) where's best to host it? Wordpress? Patreon? Somewhere else? Bonus points for ease of use and scalability/ability to monetise (just in case I become an Internet sensation!)😄

Drop a photo below with your best James Bond pose...most likes becomes Bluesky Bond!! 😄😘 #BlueskyBond

One of those nights where I'm not going to sleep until after the dawn chorus. Sadly not for any fun reasons.

Please never give up on your dream that one day, you will finally have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.

The breast day of the week... #TittyTuesday

Unfortunately, due to a clerical error, all the money we raised was used to purchase a blind dog for the guides.

C'est tellement ça !

FPTP is like The One Ring of politics in the UK. They know they need to destroy it, but once it's in their hands they think "Why shouldn't we keep it? We can use it for good!" and then everything goes dead-Boromir-shaped

Too late for #MonochromeMonday ?

@girlonthenet.bsky.social supperclub.tube Do you know about this? 😃

What do you MEAN Euro 96 was thirty years ago. Euro 96, Gazza's Scotland goal and Southgate's penalty, that Euro 96? Thirty (30) years (YEARS) ago? What DO you mean. Football not coming home? 30 years of 30 years of hurt? WHAT do you mean. Euro. 96. What. 30. What. Why

“bringing a woman to sexual climax is gay to me, actually. Why are you, as a man, engaging in lesbian behavior?” 😂

Train driver here, you want us to toot the horn when we drive towards the bridge you're peering over then give us a wave. No wavey, no tooty.

Let the national campaign begin. Binface For Eurovision 2027!

Hey, look! Camel-flage!

Well thank fuck Israel didn't win #eurovision

Zero points for the UK from the audience vote! Not even eins, zwei, drei! 😔 Maybe we should have a UK Song Contest. For each of the counties maybe. At least UK would always win then... #Eurovisión2026

How has Alexander Rybach not aged?? #Eurovisión2026

Lordi singing Save All Your Kisses For Me is peak #eurovision

This one's good, can I vote for it? 🤔😏 #eurovision

#Eurovision United Kingdom

#eurovision #Austria sponsored by www.bluestarbus.co.uk

Metaphorical lyrics. Definitely. The whole staging screams life stress and not BDSM. Obviously. #Romania #Eurovisión2026

#Eurovisión2026 Norway giving Jake Shears and White Stripes vibes...

#eurovision Italy's song is so smooth, it's welcome to take me out for dinner and cocktails, then finger me on the Spanish Steps.

I like Cyprus' song and the singer has been burnished to a high sheen, like a shield from ancient times. #eurovision

#Eurovision #Sweden that's going to be my new chat-up line, "I want you in my head, my heart, my body parts" - can't fail, right? 😏

I hope they've left enough skin unpainted to allow it to breathe! Don't want any Bondgirl style fatalities! #Eurovisión2026 #lithuania

#Eurovision Finland - can totally see why this is the favourite. Great song.

#Eurovision I ❤️ Moldova! Reminds me of another song but my perimenopause brain can't quite retrieve it...🤔

I preferred the original #France #Eurovision

I think France's entry should consist entirely of words from Tricolore 2b so that I can understand all of it as easily as the title. #eurovision

#Eurovision ok - deep breath - UK...come on Look Mum No Computer! Eins! Zwei! Drei!

#Eurovision bingo - Croatia - intense young women chanting in pseudo historical dress ✅️

#eurovision Bulgaria will be a popular with the public but I bet the juries will hate it

#Eurovision Czechia - It's the bloke from Derry Girls!

#eurovision Malta is a weird mismatch of singer, outfit and song...shouldn't he be singing some kind of soft rock extravaganza?

When you buy Marilyn Manson from Temu #Eurovision

#eurovision Serbia - are you ok, hon?

#Eurovision 🍸

#Eurovision Australia - another Eurovision bingo moment coming up shortly... #rising column

#Eurovision Alexander Rybach...my all-time Eurovision crush 😍

#Eurovision I am generally hugely against Brexit and very pro-European. But there's nothing like Eurovision to remind me just how different our continental cousins are to us Brits... 😏

#Eurovision Greece is the quality Eurovision content I am here for!

#Eurovision Albania. Gothic psycho-drama and sponsored by chainmail makers.

ISRAEL: I'm waiting for someone to come tell him the fleet came out of hyperspace too close to the Hoth system. #Eurovision