Facts spoken by an ex-trumper...

Just woken up. I must have overdone it on holiday as have spent so much of this weekend asleep. Going to bed too late not helping either... I really am shit at looking after myself. Clearly I need whipping into shape - make of that what you will!

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Jesus has re-entered the chat

This really is wonderful.

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

I wish you all the best with this! Living life in accordance with your goals and values is essential.

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Thank you! It's my sunny disposition and enormous boobage that does it! 😉

Don't worry, it happens - I frequently find myself overwhelmed with correspondence. Re. Satisfaction, well, a lady never tells... 😉😘

Hmm, why do you want to know? Are you planning on entertaining me in those locations? 😏

Thank you! Have some new lingerie to try on this weekend, so...🤭

Koksmurf comes with cake! 😄😉

Architect of the Easter Rising, hanged as a traitor: for Roger Casement, a pardon still seems far away | Rory Carroll

Sexiest thing a man can do is treat me like a whole person, like, with a brain and everything.

The feminine urge to tie your wrists to the headboard and edge you until you beg...

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.

Easter. The Catholic calendar’s most D/s season, with submission, stripping, humiliation, degradation, flogging, pain, annihilation, release and redemption.

I don’t have a preferred body type, or a physical ideal. Once the emotional and psychological connection is made, her body is what obsesses me, whatever its configuration.

It’s interesting to read Star Trek and Star Wars as two ways America mythologizes itself. Star Trek sits in tension with itself as imagining a utopian future born from Western liberal ideals while also challenging those ideals to actually live up to their promise. While-

Unexpected assignation tonight!! 😍 A really fucking Good Friday! 😈

The USA has managed to send four people into outer space and none of them are Trump? What a missed opportunity!

This quote from Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell has been in my head the last few days

Sometimes I feel like a Mary Bennet in a world of Elizabeth Bennets. Other times I feel like an Elizabeth Bennet in a world of Kardashians. And tonight...tonight I just feel like a Jezebel. 😈

Excellent wine. Classic vintage.

Well, if you're a woman, I'd suggest you read up on perimenopause. Forewarned is forearmed and it can be a big shift - wish I'd known more in advance! I suppose I would say embrace your 40s and the inevitable mid-life crisis. See it as an opportunity to try all the things you've always wanted to.

Hate is a strong word! I do groan at them, generally, though. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant... 🐘

I spend very little time in DMs - the pressure of keeping up with people was stressing me out. So nothing personal that I'm not there now. I'm glad you're still following me and that you enjoy my nonsense. 😊😘

What a lovely message! Thank you for yours, too! 😘😘😘

Ohhhh! An unfair question when I have so many sexy moots! I definitely have people I really fancy, approaching them is another matter...

Aw, thanks! You're very kind and you obviously have excellent taste! 😉

Chemistry and personality is crucial for me, but that said, I love curves. I love boobs. I love all the softness of a woman's body. Kelly Brook, for example, is gorgeous. As for crushes, yes I do. 😍 But I don't think they're reciprocated. C'est la vie! 😏

My kind of hotel room.

I flirt with the idea of a tattoo - a Carpe Diem type quote - especially now I've turned 50. Seems like a thing I should do. But maybe it's too much of a cliché for that reason. I prefer to be original. Love tattoos on others though - very sexy - just not sure about me.

Thank you! Sadly no plans to go to Scotland. Am doing Dublin later this year, but that doesn't really help, does it? 😏

Oh I'm sure your influence was there! But the dreams themselves were vague in content...just so much unfulfilled desire...

ngl.link/mrstales I would very much like to be entertained, please.

I had some vague but very sexy dreams last night and today I am positively feral with need...🥵

And in honor of this weekend:

I think a 20 minute session of doing an expressionist painting of Bert was the break down I needed to have today.

Really have a hankering for some naked lady cuddles...😍

Be careful folks, today is April Fool's Day, which means that the internet will be rife with misinformation and posts designed to deceive. Don't worry though, tomorrow we will be back to normal, and the internet will be rife with misinformation and posts designed to deceive.

Too much holiday food indulgence + lack of sleep = feeling bleurgh and unattractive. Looking forward to a restful few days over Easter, resetting (and not overdoing the chocolate!) Have some new lingerie to try on too - you don't mind if I show you, do you? 😏

New renderings for the WH

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Channeling your inner Del Boy? 🤔😏