When life wants to remind you what it can do if you dont start being thankful for what you have

Any TV Icon that is fortunate to make it to their 100th birthday,I'm glad that Dick Van Dyke is one of those people to make it to that milestone. Happy 100th Birthday to the TV Icon & Legend!

“Daddy” in the bedroom? Not a fan forreal. “Dada” makes me think of a TikTok so please, don’t! 🤣😭

Kindergarten cop

It's far from perfect, but I appreciate that this is the only app where I can scroll without ads. I shouldn't be on here anyway, but I'm gonna be on it, gimme that pure uncut, thank you very much 😂

Boyyy I couldn’t find my wallet got a hot second n I just kno what typa day we bout to have

I actually don’t wanna do shit today.

I Ain feeling it today. My body betraying me, my watch betrayed me. My brain feels like it betraying me. And I just feel tired. I don’t have anything left to give

Guess who woke up this morning to find their watch wasn’t on the charger overnight so now it’s dead dead?! 😒😒

Running off a touch of sleep.

What I’m looking like right now

Good morning y’all. I’m so glad that it’s Friday

“Dear Santa, you are a bitch nigga. No, scratch that. Dear Santa, you are a bitch *ass* nigga. I heard they hired extra security to protect you. That's a bitch move, Santa. I'm coming for that ass again. Until you pay what you owe. Sincerely yours, The Santa Stalker”

Mumbles: I think the 🫏 played this exactly how they should. Cause now that issue is on everyone’s minds, the 🐘 don’t have anything coherent, n ppl are going to make them PAY!!

Boy it snowing n I really ain tryna drive home through this

AIN NO WAY!! 😭😭😭 AYOOO STOP PLAYING WITH THESE INTERNET PPL!! THEY ARE RUTHLESS!

if i was a man making millions, the last thing i'm going to do is risk it for some colleague coochie. the math ain't mathing. if his wife is an indication of his type..it was not worth it.

All I kno, if I’m ever in a multi million dollar job, I’m acting like I’m not used to that kinda money n I’m doing everything to keep my job. And I feel like not cheating is the bare minimum to keeping ya job. Not threatening ppl is there too

The Amount Times a Man’s Downfall was Caused cuz he didn’t have dick control really has to be studied!!!! 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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This a top 5 TikTok

Legit this their process 😂

Hilarious how cyber Monday turned into cyber week. Now it’s cyber two weeks 😂 We ain’t got it. Go away.

I feel like you should get a promotion at Waffle House if something pops off and you jump in for one of your coworkers. You at least gotta get a recognition for good teamwork.

I have a question: why does everyone think he’s gay? Pathetic? Yes Loser? Yes Racist/nazi sympathiser? Yes Need a 👊🏾 in the face? Yes But I don’t get gay from him.

Food. Im actually embarrassed that I been going to the hot food bar at Whole foods to the point where the cashier rang me up n goes “aight I’ll see you tomorrow!” BIITT…

DMX crazy for this fit

Quentin Tarantino is a sloppy bitch who runs his mouth unprofessionally and doesn't hide his foot fetish. It's true. But pretending his movies suck is silly. You may not personally like them, but he's not a hack. I also kind of miss the time when not everyone was media trained to death.

Everytime I see this video I laugh at that last child. He is hell 😂 😂 that nigga would punch her for50 cents n a snicker bar

Boyyyy there’s a 85” tv in Sam’s for 700 n honestly

As someone who always scored above their "reading level" in school I never understood why it was a big deal until now. I thought it meant I could just read more complex things earlier but no, it meant my ability to comprehend and analyze text was above my grade level.

If I can say anything, yall… Don’t take your health for granted Those of you that have mobility…cherish that shit! I was SO active up until the day I woke up & couldn’t move my leg

music.apple.com/us/album/mur... this was sooo melodically eerie. I could never listen to it just one time. This was the only song I actually was scared to listen to at this big age.

Football’s got me so annoyed this year 🙄

My soft yet heavy hands should be causing red marks to gradually appear on warm supple cheeks, with the desired person having to take each raising level of punishment until aftercare comes into play

Corey Carmichael is a banger!

From I wake up, yall was tussling. Soon time for bed and y’all tussling. Y’all ain been to church today a? Do communion? No a?

IYKYK

Go ahead and schedule those check ups for the new year, brethren

Get ya physicals, pay attention Especially to y’all sugar levels. Some a y’all pre diabetic and ain know it. Fixing that much easier than having it big dog.

I wanna sleep but I need to go to the gym before it gets too late in the day. But my bed so warm n comfy n outside cold dark n miserable😭😭😭

I have NO business being awake right now! Not a SINGLE reason 😩

Grits, eggs and fried bologna sounds so good right now.

That white boy has charisma, engaging, likeable, “a guy you cud have a beer with” and one of the current faces of yall “resistance.”

Lemme just note: I see alooooottt of ppl against him n i 100% get it. However When 2027 come around, yall better have someone lined up against him formidable cause otherwise, it’s him or it’s Pres Vance!

Had the generic black large T with the Sean John signature logo on it. Sighs smh.

Random thought: there have been many a movies, comics, video games, etc… about spider man and in all of the movies/games I’ve seen/played, in particular, THEY NEVER TOLD US WHO THIS NIGGA PARENTS ARE??

I can’t wait till we find out that these white headlights causes more night blindness. I’m suing every damn body. The manufacturers, the car companies, big truck drivers, everyone!! Smt