I told my mama we hitting the road at 11. That lady been talking bout some errands she needs to run before we go since 8:30. You think she did any of them yet? NERP!

Because y’all are

*favorite black

One of my black purse designers really knows my name and we be chatting on IG like we besties. It’s something about those smaller brands that actually care that’s just chef’s kiss! He had a sale this morning and came messaging me immediately after I ordered talking about oh you wasn’t playing!

My mama hates all of my tattoos. She just saw the one I got for my aunt and was like I like it.

It’s on peacock

Don’t forget to watch High Horse The Black Cowboy and learn ya something!

I hate that some of the monk got hit last night during their peace walk because an idiot didn’t want to have patience. Smh

I’m sorry but I could never forget him and his friends permanently blinding a man when he was a rapper. Go to hell

Roses smell so musty to me. I’m sorry but not sorry because I hate them.

My brain has COMPLETELY checked out for the day

I have decided that all of my friends that have kids that have stolen their whole faces shall now be referred to as said child’s name with Sr. tacked on.

Juvie really is one of them ones. You ever randomly run that man catalog back all the way through? I’m talking all the way back from Playaz of da game? Juvenile carrying on for decades.

Whew lawd then mfs that were fine af in the 90s that’s still fine af. God’s favorites foreal.

I be going boom like an 808, be making circles like a figure 8

The way I just had to ask my homeboy what a quarter panel is and he went outside and showed me a video and then cussed me out. Clearly I live to stress my homeboys out 😂😂😂😂

Me and Phoenix ( my rogue) ain’t did nothing to nobody!

Now wait just a got damn minute!

Some tamales and a mean back cracking session would heal me right now.

I’m absolutely bringing poindexter back

And my mama always thinks that’s the funniest shit every time. Ain’t naan one of y’all called these ppl their government name my entire existence how would I know?

Every got damn funeral this is me because who tf is that?

Go to hell disrespectfully

I also can’t stand the damn Paul brothers and wish they would go back to the hole they crawled out of.

I honestly do not understand why these fights keep happening with Jake Paul. It’s really a mockery of the sport of boxing but the payout I guess. Smh

He ain’t EVER NOT been fine as frog hair

Lmaooooo she married that man too leave her be!

At ALL!!

My God today I needed that laugh so bad 😂

Hey everyone, thank you so much for what yall have done so far! So far I’ve used the funds for rent and getting caught up on utilities, etc. If you could please continue to donate and share, I would REALLY appreciate. Yall have no idea. 💙

I think he was trying to give her a run for that tittle of throat goat actually 😂😂

I have tears in my eyes and done fell out my chair 😂😂😂😂

I’m sorry but dawg. Who ever thought Bill Clinton’s paynus would be talk of the town all this time later? 😂😂😂😂 chile bo one paynus should have all that power.

Oliver n company, a goofy movie, mulan, and Pocahontas, Hercules are my top 5

Best Disney soundtrack?

Exactly because ppl CHOSE to destroy your trust with them. Folks that cheat can go to hell.

Having male friends means getting cussed out when I be trying to use I’m just a girl line. 😂😂😂

Those $11 weren’t even in the club because I left my card in my room for safe keeping. Ny wristlet only had lipgloss and my ID and I was LIT

Clarissa and this ring with a man that’s still legally married you know what smh nvm

Today would have been my auntie’s 77th birthday and I just smh.

Been a thug motivation 101 kind of day

Dubai chocolate old fashioned

Y’all be easy today

Love the fact that my homeboy is my tattoo artist. Came in for one leaving got another one free.

Just need everyone to Google the name "Rosalind Franklin" at this moment.

Let’s go! Families get to eat

Made some fresh cranberry juice. Definitely never buying it again.

Some companies have been hacked although it’s not public knowledge and have had their systems held for ransom. Yes your MyChart ( other health information portals) and banks. Help us help them stay protected please.

Do me a favor folks, sit down with your parents and grandparents and try to explain to them that although these new measures of security for accessing their online information ( health info,bank info… etc) is in place to protect them although it may be very inconvenient and frustrating for them.

Some folks DO need to get jumped. Brian McKnight I’m talking to YOU!!!