IN THEIR WHAT

She's so beautiful

Sometimes you just like songs in the first 3 seconds

Yall don't understand, I listen to music different from literally everyone else

Remember when people were fired for *reposting* accurate quotes from Charlie Kirk after he was killed.

Did my taxes, think I'm going to jail

Lock up the entire family until we figure things out www.tmz.com/2026/03/20/k...

Yall don't understand how much I love her 😭

I fucking hate influencers

Lady why are you using this as some weird way to get followers. Dawg this is the weird, the bitch needs to be in front of The Hague and you're (seemingly) being performative for what for followers rn? Are you okay ?

God if you're some delicates that accidentally get put into the regular laundry?

Everyone over the age of 40:

I always think it's funny I get pegged as an artsy person (I mean I am in theory I just don't put time into it because capitalism) and the surprise when people find out I work in tech🤭

I be saying shit like "Happy Friyay yall!" In my meetings like I don't wanna end my shit rn lol

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

WHY DO WOMEN GET ALL THE GOOD SHIT, WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT TO LISTEN TO ME PEE

*heavy excited breathing*

oohh, #taxonomistappreciationday again. Hi, I wander around and collect crustaceans out of temporary freshwater. I'm not affiliated & I have no resources besides what I buy myself, so I don't really assess whether or not I'm finding new species, I just document everything. Found this a few days ago

Constantly reading instead of paying attention in class, everyone knew me because I had dreads down my back, I wasn't "popular" but if I popped up at a party for a popular kid nobody blinked an eye

I am so fucking disheartened that I got removed from my doctoral program because I was so sick. But it's fine, I fought and got my monthly shots back to cure my chronic illness. I'll be back in next quarter. It's all fine I got it 🫩

Canonically (in my head) Luffy is Puerto Rican

ICE agents are raping young girls and transporting them to TX so they can’t get abortions. I repeat: ICE AGENTS ARE RAPING YOUNG GIRLS AND TRANSPORTING THEM TO TX SO THEY CAN’T GET ABORTIONS!

If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.

I'm a vet from central Florida , fuck man

AND WITH BETTER CLOTHES

I admitted in the family group chat that I have a dick tattoo

I LOVE the discover skyline, I love making new friends

"i think he bought the wrong size"

Gay couple where one is monogamous but the other has an only fans. Like why subject us to that

i wasn’t even old enough to vote the first time

Okay so this is how I feel Sex in the City Ended strictly off vibes, and memes on Reddit and Twitter

There are utilities, and then there are UTILITIES

My mother is a very light skinned Puerto Rican with long black wavy/straight hair, so she could pass as white very easily but if you spend half a second looking at her you know she's not. Anyways she was saying how her Amazon is cheaper for whatever reason and —

"I worry he's talking shit about me in his group chat" The group chat:

Now I know there are words you can say that embody "white freaknik" without ever needing to type those words. So I'm going to start now at 6:58 MST: •Young Republicans convention •Alpha Delta Pi macaroni salad and raisin convention •Maine •The EU •Reddit •Coachella •Any dating app outside of ATL

Okay I'm off work, let's really get into it: Stop drinking espresso martinis and do cocaine like an adult

He probably did a lil toot every now and then

A pair of US lawmakers are calling for an investigation into how easily spies can steal information based on devices’ electromagnetic and acoustic leaks—a spying trick the NSA once codenamed TEMPEST. www.wired.com/story/how-vu...

I got to start asking men if they sucked dick in the threesome apparently

And that's valid friend! Cause a nigga fuck the pussy better then me I might just have to lick it!

So I learned yesterday that the itis is short for niggeritis. Now the girl that something about it was upset because a southern white guy said something about having it. Now when the southern white guy, who was generally being respectful, said it he "quoted" itis. So I'm wondering if he knew

I got a cousin who used to do that. He in prison now.

American cheese on a honey bun?

ME FUCK Y'ALL! ( I like done not well done, but they are the same thing for most shit)

See nope cause most Americans don't even like honeydew melon🤣. You just taken by big watermelon!

Look at you, at the depth of the fruit propaganda desillusion because your governement poison your waters and your food making you think anything. Got to escape the glitch of Amerikkkan ways. 😦😦😦

This is probably niche but Puerto Rican food is better than Mexican food.

Absolutely not you heathen you are not leaving this shit where people can't comment. HONEYDEW MELON IS THE PINNACLE OF FRUIT WHEN IN SEASON THE STORES JUST BE SELLING IT ALL YEAR!