Sega: THIS time it'll work! Narrator: It did not

The first half of tonight's Jimmy Kimmel is up on YouTube, and what I've watched so far is good stuff.

The sooner the election happens, the sooner Jay Jacobs can fuck off into the sun

There’s an entire parallel bizarro Bluesky made up entirely of 2017’s top resistance grifters that and possible to be entirely unaware of its existence.

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

Happy one year anniversary to this banger tweet that got so ridiculously blown out of proportion that it got us 70k wishlists in like a day

I like to think it's because Nintendo would string them up by their toes if they screwed up that bad.

Here's an idea: just use a proper cart and stop trying to push this key card bullshit. They don't sell and are bad for everyone

There is a reason that the Singal followers list is the only list I completely block everyone on, no exceptions. The man is actually dangerous and if you follow him I consider you dangerous too, not to mention what you are of you actually publish the charlatan

the really incredible thing these days is that “if chotiner is on the line I will throw my phone in a volcano” has been a meme for years now, and all of these people are terminally online so they’re completely aware of that meme and still - still! - they think surely I am the one who can do this

Ballerina Uni

This thread is eloquently put. If you're torn on the new TOS & why censoring any kind of fiction is bad in the current political climate, read this. I say this as a CSA survivor who has been in therapy for 5 years: it's up to us to curate our own spaces. Censorship leads to fascism.

The demo for Lady Dracula, my "Castlevania for girls," has been released. Play now: store.steampowered.com/app/4044270/... Wishlist Lady Dracula: store.steampowered.com/app/3624840/... Glitch art (TV shots) by @glitchwolfe.studio Music by @mikhailagkonov.bsky.social Game by me. #castlevania

if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE

Gonna just say, if it's this easy to protest against the monolith that is Disney. Then there is no excuse for people to be clinging to Harry Potter. Like, if the needle can be moved against Disney, people can make it move against JK Rowling. Stop the flow of money into her accounts,

the Snake vs Monkey mode in Delta is AMAZING!! all the different ways he catches the apes is so cute, they obviously had a blast making them all 😆💕

you cannot cancel a band with this on its wiki page "On February 29, 2024, It was announced that Tommy Meehan (of Squid Pisser and formerly of Cancer Christ) had joined the lineup under the name Grodius Maximus, taking over as lead guitarist for Brent Purgason, also known as Pustulus Maximus."

Side note: if you're the type of person who insists on kicking the can down the road constantly, today makes you look stupid. These guys are not smart, they have a paper-thin majority, and their actions are always made from a place of panic and fear. They are brittle and they know it

When looking back on video game history, I will not show a bit of mercy toward 2007-2014 when the industry and the press went full on revanchist and were spouting some of the most racist/xenophobic crap over. The fact they've never owned up to it shows why they still have a long way to go

Even if people don’t drop their Disney+ subscriptions and stop going to the theme parks, Kimmel’s suspension has put a stain on the company’s reputation that it can’t get away from

this fwiw is an astoundingly poor understanding of how the new deal coalition took shape and reveals a real inability to grapple with its contradictions

Here’s last night’s story about Jimmy Kimmel, the FCC, freedom of speech in the U.S., and why certain broadcast groups could learn a thing or two from Love Island. youtu.be/ohPToBog_-g

i had a dream about Metroid but all of Samus’s powerups were in the form of poodle skirts

incredible

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”

We’re back tonight at 11pm on HBO Max/11:10pm on HBO! After an eventful few weeks away. And if the FCC is reading this, we just want to say: tonight’s episode is about…how cute your outfit is! And every episode after that, too, cause you’ll just keep wearing outfits! And we love that about you.

Flicking through a PSM from 1999 and came across this nifty Silent Hill artwork. The artist's name rang a bell, and yep, it's that Colleen Doran; prolific comic artist and writer.

EarthGov will be holding a memorial for Kendra Daniels this week. She was a true patriot and a devoted Unitologist who simply wanted to engage in open dialogue with those who refused to be touched by the Marker. And she was taken from this world far too soon by the woke radical leftist Isaac Clarke

The gaming press spent the better part of two years arguing that Ninja Theory weren't racists and we were just being a bunch of anime-obsessed weebs. I will now hold this over every apologist's head until the end of time

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (1997)

The Curse of Monkey Island (1997)

Time to go, Chuck

DQ3

✨ just a reminder that my game is going live on kickstarter next month!! i'd be honored if you'd consider following the campaign page before then, even if you don't plan on pledging, following still helps a lot! 🥹🫶 #gamedev #indiedev

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

Born on this day in 1947, Happy Birthday, STEPHEN KING! 🎉

Today* is the 25th anniversary of BioWare's Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn. The sequel to Baldur's Gate takes place in the Forgotten Realms setting and utilises Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2nd Edition rules in its pausable real-time combat. #RPGanniversary (* Some sources are inconsistent)

Final Fantasy VII ~ ファイナルファンタジーVII (1997) Developed by Squaresoft.

Flash 5 (2000). I used to make so many terrible animations with this tool. I still have them backed up.

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

DO NOT participate in #blueskyblackout2025 I'm nsfw artist and other nsfw artists are asking you to SHOUT! Bsky wants to censor us so the worst thing we can do is censor ourselves! Publicly shame them, use the feedback button, and post about it using the tag #bskycensorship Silence is compliance!

I remember when people claimed it was nothing more than a "free punch" for Boomers. Those people were stupid

And this is a bad thing because...?

Don't👏Fuck👏With👏The👏Theme👏Parks!

YES, talk dirty to me MORE

Man, Superman is not subtle about the Netanyahu parallels here

#1 rule of Disney: you don't fuck with the parks and merch.

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