Bum rush the security checkpoint ???????? Profit!

im crying why does he get a girlfriend install

I saw very little Neo Geo+ coverage this week bothering to mention the man who owns SNK, and I think that is a failing. The retro gaming scene continues to shy away from any uncomfortable realities that get in the way of nostalgic good times. It can and should be better than that

Wrote about everyone’s favorite studio head and the new Looney Tunes movie that people are definitely going to see in droves

😭😭😭

Honestly, the only one of the assassination attempts that was seriously worrying was the one in Butler, PA. None of the other attempts have even come close to getting to him.

YOWZA

Let me get this straight. Members of the media are fully aware of Trump’s appetite for chaos. They went anyway. I have no choice but to assume that this is something they wanted to see. At the very least, it’s something they should have expected. They went anyway. It was a choice.

Once again:

I don’t think I can take another news cycle of Democrats solemnly tutting about how violence is never the answer while Republicans promise to put their political enemies and whatever immigrants they can find in a wood chipper

The media people who attended this dinner are content creators, not journalists. They're enabling fascists and having a good time doing it. You should unfollow them.

looking forward to naval-gazing thinkpieces about how everyone in attendance is braver than The Troops, written by the people in attendance

Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.

This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened

If this was, in fact, an active shooter situation, treating it like a minor inconvenience so you can go back to your fancy dinner is the most end-stage American capitalism display I could possibly imagine

Christ, if they're more concerned over their beloved "nerd prom" than their own lives, correspondents' brains are truly cooked

Whoever designed Blitzball is screaming at the screen right now @sam-animeherald.bsky.social

right, there was a level of uncertainty there - "can we just unilaterally close the strait for long periods of time in the face of active military assault" was not a question they had a definitive answer to now they do, and the answer is yes

This is every transition timeline I've ever seen

i believe this is related to the rise in people who are utterly incurious about anything not directly beneficial to themselves

Historical food fads are so enlightening. Like the "no sugar lest there be sex" of the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Or the "yogurt will make you immortal." Or "scientific food will save us, all praise processing!" We can't be normal about food for one single minute.

i'm sorry but we'll be needing terminology besides "AI PAC"

U.S. Military To No Longer Require Flu Shots https://theonion.com/u-s-military-to-no-longer-require-flu-shots/

Report: Nobody Fucking Cares https://theonion.com/report-nobody-fucking-cares-1819578909/

Resident Evil 2 ~ バイオハザード2 (1998) Developed by Capcom. #UnusedSaturdays

Ran into some people on Reddit who are angry at games for making these statements. Please repost this to make them angrier

Sincerely, thank you so much to everyone who joined us tonight. We’ve got 3 more specials to go. Let’s meet up again then, shall we? Next up is our Summer Special in July! Hope to see all you beautiful Mutants again then. ❤️ Ps- LONG LIVE WALLY!! #TheLastDriveIn

Now to woodland revels, and another Witch's Night. 'Til next time, mutants. The Drive-In will never die @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

And horse jokes #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

The bellboy starts with Ted's groin #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

Welp, he's dead #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

Love that subtle camera sway #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

The bell! #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

"Do not call me again!" Smart woman #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

Dinner time! #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

"I am the most rational man in the world!" What. An. Asshole #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

Even a small fall can have dire consequences #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

Attack, Golem! #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

Ah, the camera again #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

I told ya Wicky was drunk! #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

Feast of WHAT? #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

Even Wicky is drunk #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

Notice the way that scene is shot #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

All because this guy couldn't take a divorce #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

Wicky is in a "listen here, pardner!" pose #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn