Here's my breaking up with Harry Potter essay comic- if you need some fuel to convince relatives or friends not to watch the new show, maybe this will help: redgoldsparkspress.com/projects/718...

Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.

U.S. foreign policy has been captured by dorks obsessed with the movie 300 and the only way to fix it is to put in power dorks obsessed with the movie Master and Commander.

Seven-word death punch

The voting laws that people like me support—universal vote by mail, same day registration, and automatic registration—increase turnout but have no partisan effect either way. The SAVE Act is designed specifically to have partisan effects (mostly bc they’ll implement it differently in blue states)

instead of watching the new harry potter trailer, why not pick up some horror books by trans and nb writers for the trans rights readathon?? there are so many good options. For example, check out some of these writers:

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

You might be interested to learn that the precious (and critically endangered) kākāpō is having a 🌟BREEDING FRENZY🌟 this year due to an abundance of their favorite food, rimu berries. LIVE KAKAPO CAM (safe for work):

This is the tiniest, most passive, easiest imaginable way to show a scrap of solidarity. People this will hurt are asking you for basically nothing. If you’re not willing to give that, you genuinely deserve to be judged.

Re: my last reposts “Do not put money in the pocket of a woman who has sworn publicly to use it to disenfranchise vulnerable populations” is the smallest ask imaginable. It’s not oxygen, it’s not food. It’s television. You can do without. There are thousands of other shows for you to watch.

given the modern conservative fascination with Sparta it's at least a little funny that they've engineered a situation in which Persia is able to level a dramatically uneven battlefield by forcing the conflict into a narrow pathway

ALSO authors, yell about your books AT MULTIPLE TIMES OF DAY! remember there is no algorithm here and people are in all different time zones, smash that repost button without shame, the three of us who are always online will forgive you

Inside each teef, is a whole lot of meaf…

A normal Congress would simply pass the bill, have the President veto it, and then override the veto

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

Trump again

If you entered a claim and didn't get an email with the subject "Your claim #XXXXXXXXXX has been received" from [email protected] with a claim number it might not have gone through.

what happened to if you have time to lean you have time to clean. or does that only apply to me making $7.25/hr to sell shitty frozen yogurt and not the highly paid murder squad

It's startling to realize I'm old enough now there are absolutely voters who weren't alive during this.

Pisces: Nothing will go right today. Fortunately, you are able to make enough lefts where it doesn't really matter.

so funny when people get all upset about genres that other people DARE to enjoy. these big think pieces about ROMANTASY or COZY HORROR or DARK ACADEMIA and how dang upset they make the writer of the article. bud who cares what other people like youll be fine. let people read their books oh my god

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Advanced Nap Techniques with Gadget!

Portland pothole artists are seriously my favorite people. If you know one or are one and would be willing to talk about your craft, please DM

To everyone who doesn't want to see the face of the US president, we have a labeler now! bsky.app/profile/face...

Peaky Blinders always has a solid soundtrack

⚠️ WE FOUND IT! THE DUCKLING MOTHERLOAD! LITERALLY A LOAD OF DUCKLINGS WITH THEIR MOTHER. GLORIOUS GLORIOUS BABY BIRDS KEEPING US AWAY FROM THE HORRORS!!!! 😭 😭 🪶 🐣

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

Online teach-in about Iran (free and open to public). Recent history of Iran, US-Iran relationships, the scene on the ground in Iran is like right now, and reflect on where we go from here. Saturday, March 21st, at 2 pm EST. duke.zoom.us/j/9547747704

So much money wasted on these lawsuits, ugh thehill.com/homenews/med...

JFC. The fuck is this. No, you shouldn't get to bring in a judge via Zoom to say you're going to have a C-section against your will. Judges are not medical professionals. Also, WTG with adding more stress on someone in labor. Fuck Florida, and every state that does this.

I remember when everything started moving to apps and I was morally offended at the idea of having to download all these little programs to access services when the Internet was right there and you know what, I was right

What the FUCK

it's a beautiful day to help a neighbor, pet a dog, and say trans rights

the goal of this press tour is clearly on behalf of the show, trying to sway lib audiences on the fence that it’s ok to watch this horseshit if you publicly decry how bad it is at the same a marketing campaign targeted squarely at cowards who somehow don’t have better things to watch

Ooo, I will need to remember to keep an eye out

A spiffy way to take care of your future self is to preorder a book. Sometimes you forget you did it and then it’s a surprise and you are so grateful to your thoughtful past self. We have two books up for preorder now. Grab one or both, eh? For you. hornedlarkpress.com/our-books/

Pigeon milk.

USPS must be fought for and protected. If USPS goes away, or is made private, it will negatively impact EVERYONE. The USPS is a service and not a business. The cost for operating shouldn’t be seen as a business loss. Stand up for the USPS! 💌 CALL YOUR REPS 5calls.org

get the fuck out of here

impeach him just for this. i’m serious. this is supposed to be a pluralistic democracy, not a christian theocracy.

Counterpoint: The intelligence community has one job, and it’s that

A classic anti-masker tactic is to claim that if you don't wear a mask 100% of the time, it isn't worth it. Untrue. Every single time you wear a mask, you reduce the chances for viruses to spread. Wearing a mask always improves public health, even if you only do it occasionally.

*slides a plastic dinosaur across the table to you* If you accept, in Autism Land, we're now life partners.

Have a funny thread

my cat wakes up every day fully expecting an uninterrupted session of Cheese Time, even though Cheese Time has rarely occurred in her fifteen years of living because of her lactose intolerance and consequent diarrhea, and i wish i had this sort of optimism about my life

BREAKING: House Oversight Committee issues subpoena to Attorney General Pam Bondi in Epstein probe. MS NOW Congressional Reporter Mychael Schnell has the latest from Capitol Hill.

Simple information about what the SAVE Act would actually do to American voters. Tens of millions would lose their right to vote unless they spend lots of $$$ and jump through bureaucratic hoops before November.

For anyone up late and eager to be pissed off: Ohio Republicans have introduced a bill that would require every pregnancy to be registered with the state and given a "certificate of life" jessica.substack.com/p/ohio-gop-w...