Love 2 go to the doctor and not know what body part they’re analyzing

I cut my finger opening a bottle of pills today so I’m feeling like taking care of myself is pointless and NO I AM NOT BEING OVERLY DRAMATIC

I just want to make things out of wire and pretty beads and go “hey I made a thing, you can buy it if you want” I DO NOT WANT TO BE A CONTENT CREATOR OR AN INFLUENCER OR MAKE VIDEOS OR TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET AN AI-DRIVEN ALGORITHM TO ACTUALLY SHOW MY POSTS TO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FOLLOWING ME

Literally, Patton O was making a joke. Logic dictates he would never. Could never. He is a Short King.

if your moderation team bans someone for a harmless unactionable exclamation of disgust, but permits a govt account to say stuff like this, you need a new moderation team.

The Seattle mayoral race is over, but Katie Wilson has further extended her lead in the latest vote count. She leads with 2,018 votes or 0.73%, commanding 50.2% of the total vote. There’s only a small number of curable ballots left to potentially count.

Feet first, they say. Which just makes sense.

we're also releasing new merch very soon in time for Christmas! so, if you're looking to give the gift of The Museum of English Rural Life this Christmas, you're both in luck *and* about to be even luckier

I live in a time when "a cabal of pedophiles runs the country" and "the national media have been engaging in a multi a year long conspiracy to end democracy" are factual statements and I want a refund

It’s time! It’s time!! I know my bid is gonna get crushed, but FINE! Great cause! LOOKIT this lil guy by @oliviawaite.com

In this economy? Whatever fucking works.

Armed drunk dude in women’s restroom- mmmhmmm.

@deannaraybourn.bsky.social I don’t know why I thought if you but you gotta see this. (Spoiler- no otters)

Genuinely surprised by this tbh.

If you are arguing that teenagers raped by 50-year olds aren't children you should delete your account and ask if walking right into the ocean is right for you.

If you have tenure at Texas A&M and aren't maliciously emailing the president a dozen times every day to ask if you can say this or you can say that, then what's the point in having tenure?

Me, at 7:56 am: “I think I want to try mosaics. That looks fun, I could do the bathroom.” Mr Measured, long-sufferingly: “Please have breakfast before you decide this.” Rude 😂

Thread, but THIS. Also the ability to say, “I’ve tried that and I’m not into it.” “But maybe you just haven’t done it with the right guy!” “Sir. I assure you.” In your 40s you know that sex isn’t supposed to be disappointing. In your 20s, maybe you don’t know yet.

1. Yuuuuup. 2.Dark chocolate is icky. 3.Most sampler boxes have a high proportion of chocolates that are gross. 4.white chocolate is candy. Not chocolate. It’s fine for what it is, which is NOT CHOCOLATE.

You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique

the internal screaming bout two agitations away from becoming external screaming

One thing to keep in mind,going into the holidays shopping season: huge corporations can offer deep discounts because they never intended to sell items at full price anyway- prices were always grossly inflated to make big discounts look like Deals. It’s built into their marketing.

1. I do not understand how this saves any time for the buyer 2. If the small business I work for gets an AI call, I’m hanging up. We don’t need your money that badly.

Look, I’ll cook them and just leave them to rot in my fridge. Nobody needs to actually consume that.

What the Epstein files show is the *solidarity* of many men-across class, race, religion, profession & party affiliation-in the global political project of keeping the boot on women's necks. People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?

This actually is probably correct in a certain way. Punishing women for their existence and operating under the VERY standard medical belief that women are required to be in pain and they should just endure it is a reasonable explanation for why MAHA would come out against pain medication.

🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has expanded her lead in the Seattle mayor race. She is now leading by 1,976 votes, which means that the race is no longer in automatic recount territory.

I’m genuinely on the fence about this, because we know what happens to women who tell the truth. (They have to hire security and move, sometimes several times.)

YIMBYs on the march

What an election for Puget Sound. -Full sweep for progressives in Seattle, Burien, Redmond -New progressive mayors in Tacoma, Lynnwood -GOP CM Conrad Lee replaced in Bellevue -3/4 progressives winning in Kirkland -Full sweep of special legislative races -Gains or holds in many other cities

I’m absolutely going to take advice from this guy. Mmmhmmm. 🙄

probably something an innocent man would do

New TARDIS replicas are shipping now at @masterreplicas.bsky.social 👀 "The TARDIS models are all 1:21 scale to match the Eaglemoss figurines. They were researched and sculpted by Doctor Who expert Gavin Rymill."

It's like pointillism, I lack the patience and can only admire from afar

A lot of churches are turning poor, hungry people away while other poor people are handing out their last five bucks so excuse me if I climb atop this soapbox and muse awhile on how organized religion is more likely to do harm than good far, far too often.

Thread, and also WHAT!!!! (I never would have learned that this existed on my own!)

Ok ya’ll. I have to get ready & go to work. Try to burn it all down while I’m gone.

Please enjoy. (I know you will.)

And it would help this effort if every Dem said something along the lines of "We *know* he rapes women. The only question is does he also rape girls."

the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”

Wanna see a kitty smile?

Never feel embarrassed about "only" donating five or ten or twenty-five bucks to an organization you trust ⬇️

Barack Obama just surprised an entire aircraft full of veterans on Veterans Day.

Look, if I could live off my parents $, you know I would!!! Who WOULDN’T?!

I’m sorry- I had to stop reading this because I kept getting more angry. Maybe you can get through it?

The amount of communication with the insurance claim adjuster is bordering on harassment, I stg.

instead of saying this was good strategy, maybe senate dems should say: "the republicans were going to kill people by starving them to death, and because we aren't monsters, we decided to let this fight go. We'll keep fighting. Stop electing monsters."

Business rent is way too high on Mag (not Miracle) Mile so companies are just shuffling around. H&M moved two blocks down the road to save cash. He's blaming "murder and crime" in one of the safest parts of the city because the real problem is "landlords." Almost like that's the whole gambit.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY EVERYBODY!!!!

"If we fight united" Motherfucker, we WERE united. We were supporting y'all despite the pain because we believed it was for a greater good. Y'all burnt all that support and goodwill to the ground, not because people were going hungry or unpaid, but because *flights were getting canceled*.