This account is just all bad velociraptor jokes now

Frankly, ICE being dissolved should become the most conservative position allowed in democratic politics.

How it started/ how it’s going

All the swears, stupid, shut up, or any Bart Simpson catchphrase. I got my mouth washed out with soap so many fucking times!!!

Coyote: ok, that guy’s being weird but I just gotta keep moving and make polite but not ‘friendly’ eye contact….whew!!

I have never, to my knowledge, eaten a chestnut and I feel that I have Failed Christmas.

Why don't I have one of these omg

Many communities in the US have been quietly trialing “drone as first responder” programs that send drones to most every 911 call - which creates a near-constant state of surveillance. We all need to be organizing HARD against these programs: they’re a key pathway to getting Loomer what she wants.

I don't think you need complex political triangulation when the president is shrieking "I am sending in the WAR DEPARTMENT because Portland is AT WAR!" You should just keep saying that he should be removed from office because he is plainly insane

I don’t LIKE a design wall- I prefer my walls to be covered by art, both mine and other people’s- but these two make a real good argument.

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

I….here. Look.

MY BOSS GAVE ME A WHOLE JAR OF FREEZE-DRIED SKITTLES!! 😍

Dye project, and others! Please note the lace on the rose pillow. The color of the dyed fabric to my eye is between the two pictures.

I haven’t even seen that many horror movies and even I know that’s not really a “temporary ramp.” I believe you, Georgie and five dogs.

It’s cauldron time!! (The tea is expired by multiple years, and the fabric is too white to be spooky.)

Wow, traffic was great today! Happy Rapture to everyone still here!

Just so you know, these boxes are the correct size to store a wad of dollar bills, folded in half, for “emergencies”. Hypothetically.

BIG SALE ALERT!!! 25% off everything in the shop! We've got to make it the next two weeks until our book money hits, so we're doing one last huge sale! Great time to get spooky season goodies or to start stocking up on holiday gifts! thebrokencircle.etsy...

I’m now watching the mating ritual of two divorced parents trying to “get back out there” in the school pickup line. To be clear, it’s a line of people in their cars waiting to pick up their kids from school. It’s not a dating site, usually.

I’m watching this guy completely fail to back into a space and it’s FASCINATING.

“We are working with our green onion supplier to discover the ROOT CAUSE”. How dare you Pun at a time like this. No seriously though, please explain the circumstances that lead to a Costco-size container of fish product meant to be eaten raw, but the danger is in the ONION.

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

HELL YEAH!! I’m getting rid of a mildly possessed sewing/embroidery machine and I found this soul for $12.99! All I need is a machine that can do a straight stitch and a zigzag, and this does both BEAUTIFULLY. Please observe the accursed bobbin. Nooooo!!!

SK aligning himself with “Christians” like Tucker Carlson and Charlie Kirk is more honesty than I expected out of him. Odd that he doesn’t know, as a previous pastor, the overlap between…(sigh)

The obvious solution is to fire the pollsters.

This is beautiful. May it bring you joy

Well that’s unexpected. I didn’t even know they went to church.

Hey, with the Rapture happening this week, it’s a great time to cut ties with toxic family members! Sorry I’m not answering your calls- I musta been Raptured.

No context needed.

I said to my kid, “hey that’s a nice shirt!” and she said “you made it” and I said “HELL YEAH I DID!”. She says she loves wearing it because people compliment her and she gets to say “Thanks, my mom made it!” and they say, “Your MOM made it?!”.

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

To be a fly on the wall in a hotel room where a super straight Christian MAGA warrior who just attended a hate rally slash funeral can’t access Hot “Singles” in Their Area.

Literally people aren’t saving for retirement because (something will happen).

She also had a poster in her sewing room that read: Teach your daughter to sew and she'll never have money for drugs.

My grandmother had a bumpersticker that read: In case of rapture, can I have your yarn?

This is such a spoof of an actual funeral, I’m looking for Eugene Levy, Catherine O’Hara, and John Michael Higgins.

Embarrassing, but this Wednesday is actually The Raptor. Excessively large predatory birds will be carrying some people off to be eaten in high places.

Evergreen

Don't worry, friends. As long as Will Stancil is walking free, we're all free. 🤧

ps smol chairs for squirrels, rabbits, and raccoons...

Around Portland today, a blighted hellscape if ever I did see one.

Hey, if I text my 15-yr old “come watch ‘Pride & Prejudice & Zombies’ with me or you’re grounded”* is that Abusive Parenting, or Seasonally Appropriate? *I’ve never grounded her

The fuck???!

PANDA. 😍

If he wants to reference Epstein, he has to spell it, so Trump won’t understand.

If you're a white leftist who wants to be an organizer, the #1 way I know coalitions will fail is if you're snide to Black people online. Calling marginalized folks cowardly and stupid for trying to keep themselves safe while protesting? You don't have what it takes.

I love seeing people supporting PBS with their newly loosened up Disney+ dollars.

I just called Disney+ to cancel my account and had the most joyful interaction with an operator who was laughing the entire time about how many people had canceled today. I can only imagine how it feels to spend an entire day witnessing how many people want to stop fascism.