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Here I am now, entertain me
So it goes.
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Doc Revan
10 days ago
Anatoly Dyatlov: What does the breathalyzer say? Alexandr Akimov: 0.337 BAC. But that's as high as the meter... Anatoly Dyatlov: 0.337 - not great, not terrible.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt
13 days ago
Pam Bondi opening her notes and looking at "More like Weldon Shitehouse, am I right?"
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Lord Businessman II
14 days ago
"no in the future people will cryptographically verify what's true and-" no they will not. People are fucking stupid.
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Or get 25 points.
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14 days ago
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Philip Gourevitch
22 days ago
can never forget that Fred Trump spent his later years totally gaga but surrounded by a gaggle of senility-denial-enablers who drove him to a make believe office where a make believe secretary had him sign make believe papersâwhich sounds cute til you see the sequel & the secretary is Stephen Miller
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donni saphire
about 1 month ago
*smacking the side of the phone* Give me happier information
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If these can figure it out...
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about 1 month ago
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Bethany Black
3 months ago
I think about this all the time
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What are some of his most famous quotes you could carve into the pedestal?
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about 1 month ago
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Everything Hat Ever Sent You Is Off The Record
about 1 month ago
/3 Trumpists and most of the new Right are shitty people with shitty values from a shitty culture. Responding to their violence with violence may not solve a damn thing. There are good arguments against it. But donât let them pose for a millisecond as anything but the gleeful thug trash they are.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly
about 1 month ago
- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
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Absolutely brilliant satire. "These âGuess Stopsâ will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or âGuess-Stop-Oâ for short. The Guess-Stop-O will make crime disappear by making undesirable people disappear."
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Peter Sagal
about 2 months ago
F Scott Fitzgerald
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AI's should form a union.
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about 2 months ago
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Nobody show him this.
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about 2 months ago
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A Captcha, but for comedy. Click every box that contains a joke.
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about 2 months ago
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dan ozzi
2 months ago
hour 16 of being chained to the cracker barrel in amarillo, texas. i will not end my hunger strike until my demands for the font kerning to be less woke are met. i am 64 years old and i donate $500 a month to charlie kirk.
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alexis simpson
2 months ago
i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus
2 months ago
Democrats whining about being disliked and unpopular have been shown the way forward, by the shallowest and least sincere man on earth: tell Trump to fuck off and they still won't do it đ
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Thor Benson
2 months ago
Future historian: Well, the South started sending its National Guard troops into Washington, D.C. because a 19-year-old named Big Balls was assaulted by two 15-year-olds. Please stop laughing this is serious
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How many times do I have to say it? No drop, only throw
#dogsofbluesky
2 months ago
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No no no, here's the deal. No drop, only throw.
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2 months ago
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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume
2 months ago
CHIEF: Iâll need your badge and your service weapon. ME: [puts a badge and a Quiznos Turkey Ranch Swiss on the desk] CHIEF: Both of âem. ME: [hesitates then bends over and unstraps a McRib from my ankle]
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Thor Benson
2 months ago
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
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Andrew Weissmann
2 months ago
Apparently proving that this administration cannot indict a ham sandwich.
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Timothy Burke
3 months ago
as someone who immediately subconsciously picks up local dialects whenever i travelâand, yeah, someone originally from the midwestâthis is a fascinating podcast
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The Ridiculously Interesting World of American Accents
Throw a few Canadian accents in there, too
https://culturestudypod.substack.com/p/the-ridiculously-interesting-world-caa?utm_source=podcast-email&publication_id=2047147&post_id=170227573&utm_campaign=email-play-on-substack&utm_content=listen_now_button&r=2t9yf&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email
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@jimacosta.bsky.social
interview AI Virginia Guiffre
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3 months ago
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Matt Pearce
3 months ago
I miss when republics declined because of lead pipes or something. instead my culture got digital access to the entirety of human knowledge and went immediately insane
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youtu.be/0fKBhvDjuy0?...
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3 months ago
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Not many bought his rhetoric at the time, but everyone who did started a brand.
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3 months ago
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Kevin Collins
3 months ago
When you hail a Tesla robot cab, it will now heil back
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haha, sorry, nice try.
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4 months ago
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Martyn
4 months ago
Fun fact: the bus at the end of THE GRADUATE also couldn't slow down without exploding.
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Max Kennerly
4 months ago
It is depressing in its own right that neither Trump nor Musk can string together a coherent argument for anything, both have been caught outright lying so many times everybody has lost count, and yet both were able to swiftly wreak generational damage on America and the world.
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Collins Watch
4 months ago
To our knowledge, Susan Collins has NEVER been the deciding vote against a GOP bill or nominee -- with the exception of the McCain thumbs down which was an accident, taking her and everyone else by surprise. By contrast she's been the deciding vote FOR dozens of GOP bills/judges/etc.
#MEpolitics
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The Fig Economy
4 months ago
I know Iâve said this several dozen times, but right wing lunatics frankensteined together unrelated Bible verses to create âthe antichristâ and a description of what he would look like, and then the guy fucking showed up and they love him.
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In the NHL, coaches schedule morning skates to keep the guys honest.
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4 months ago
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Every week another banger from this guy.
youtu.be/RJiwovX3mNA?...
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The Great Caucasian God
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
https://youtu.be/RJiwovX3mNA?si=0Nlnu3ijeYzvf5pj
4 months ago
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Peter Sagal
4 months ago
I stood on the shoulders of giants.
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Matthew Sheffield
4 months ago
If only stupidity were painful to the stupid, instead of to everyone else.
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William B. Fuckley
5 months ago
sometimes I regret warping my brain being so online. but not today. oh no, not today.
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Ripple: Our thoughts are broken
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5 months ago
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Joshua Erlich
5 months ago
she hates porn because she's jealous of the writing
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Hunter
5 months ago
We're on a trajectory where billionaires will eventually have to decide between paying taxes or being torn apart by food-starved mobs and so far pretty much all of them would rather take their chances with the food-starved mob thing.
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Is 6847 the Lefts answer to 1488?
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5 months ago
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Whether it's 6847 or 1488, both parties have a problem with numbers.
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5 months ago
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Clean Observer
6 months ago
I like this:
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