haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it

While pressing out some burger patties I told my son how in my head I always hear “burgers” in Gru’s voice. Without missing a beat he replied “wow you really like accent work, don’t you?”

The Mexican national team is just watching the Great British Bake Off Mexico episode on repeat all week long.

It’s in the DVD extras, but the edit where Sam Jones pulled together different rehearsals of Cars Can’t Escape (the best track left off YHF, this is not up for debate) is incredible and heartbreaking youtu.be/WWIQcCRkPdk?...

What? Absolutely not. These are the actions of a wildly unpopular administration that should be mocked, not feared. Don’t give these yutzes more than they deserve by making them powerful or scary in your head.

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Watching Jalen Brunson basically win a title on slappers only” 🎯🎯🎯

There’s only one Odyssey I want to enjoy this summer

Kawami is a 55-year-old bar owner. Unlucky in love, she was divorced at 25, separated from her daughter, and burdened with 30 million yen in debt from a man she dated.

The Vision of Saint Anthony the Abbot, artist unknown, 19th c, 📸 by Gregory Shamus

I feel bad for Wemby but this is excellent content

That’s top-tier branding for your eyeglasses store

Legitimate jump scare from seeing this in my calendar this morning, since 1) I don’t know who put this in here and 2) I thought it referred to the movie release (and not the date depicted in the movie)

Professionals turned contrarian pundits are funny because their credentials are meant to lend weight to their opinions but they only make them sound extra stupid. You did 4 years of medical school and now you post stuff like "They Are Lying To You About Soap"

Grogu to the movies send skeet

Terrible, for sure, but I do appreciate the part where Colbert is subsequently swapped for Paul Giamatti

55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

Despite an industrial fire across the street in January, my local community garden passed extensive soil testing and is ready for the growing season!

Many people have a vested interest in pretending otherwise, but the US research university is globally dominant to an almost unbelievable degree. The typical state university is a football team stapled to a R&D lab with a budget bigger than the entire nation of Belgium.

Cheating a bit but Cate Le BonBon Iver

Thanks to the funds raised by this year’s Met Gala, we are closer than ever to finding a way to return Mr Met to his human form 💪 ⚾️

ALSO TODAY: @lauriewoolever.bsky.social on a somewhat disquieting hat about her old, dearly departed, greatly mourned boss. "Casual fandom is the long tail that helps keep the memory alive." flaminghydra.com/like-a-fist-...

I've learned that when an idea pops in my head, it's sometimes more efficient to just draw it than to let it keep needling at me.

Me watching Nigella on the next season of GBBO:

Since I didn’t attend an FBS school, I gave $400 for the University of Night Ham, in honor of the never-changing Shoprite seasonal holiday reward. Funding free hams for the family post-Christmas brunch for as long as I can remember! @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Just figured out a “one weird trick” solution to a problem at work. You can’t tell me shit today.

He popped up (out?) occasionally as a voice actor, I think

Less firin', more hirin', Less Wall Street, more Main Street, Less ICE thugs, more nice hugs, Less droppin' bombs, more helpin' moms, Less shootouts, more cookouts, Less hypocrisy, more democracy. - Gospel of George and Whatnot

Would proudly wear a t-shirt that says “I liked Geese after I was told they were cool”

New lost Nirvana demo just dropped

Incredible blog

The Hateful One

Love a local angle on a story

I agree with Malkmus, Time After Time was my least favorite song on Reckoning

A trio of tanuki (raccoon dogs) called the Metopon Family (Metopon, Ponta, and Chikapon) are mascots for the Tokyo Metro subway.

Same review I’ve given to at least TROY (2004) and will no doubt give again