Kit
@dauntingmountain.com
π€ 118
π₯ 76
π 917
Universally raising expectations he/him
pinned post!
Before you ask, I take normal damage from fire
about 1 month ago
1
2
0
reposted by
Kit
Villein π
2 days ago
doing the calculation of if you're good enough buddies with a mutual to fire off a mediocre reply or not
1
39
1
reposted by
Kit
ππππππ π
3 days ago
I believe in a future where we are all showing each other beautiful art books inside a really big library
1
89
15
reposted by
Kit
avery
5 days ago
time theft is your biggest responsibility. it should be your highest priority
3
78
10
My morning affirmation: "spotted lanternfly, it's ON SIGHT"
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
1
2
0
reposted by
Kit
Grobian Syboe
6 days ago
Total Conviviality Now
0
24
6
6 days ago
0
4
0
reposted by
Kit
michael lutz
8 days ago
Every time you say "actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist" you're just replicating his damnable act of disavowal and abandonment that drove his creation to murder but okay
9
491
129
reposted by
Kit
oak blanco
10 days ago
telling everyone in the home depot gravel aisle that these stones have seen more sunsets than all the humans who ever lived combined
2
426
75
reposted by
Kit
potion of
9 days ago
i went to the desolate lands and there was no one left to know you
3
120
23
reposted by
Kit
ππππππ π
10 days ago
6
295
82
I must warn you, I lead a blessed life
11 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Kit
ε°ηΎ½ζ£
11 days ago
1
65
20
reposted by
Kit
jnco jonk
about 2 months ago
Remember the reason for the season
16
1106
336
reposted by
Kit
Old Sam
12 days ago
wario is a symbol of humanityβs untameable spirit. his war a cosmic struggle against mediocrity. Waluigi, by contrast, represents the shadow, fit only to be hunted down by his own guilty conscience
0
22
1
putting the "USA" in "hamburguesa"
12 days ago
0
2
0
reposted by
Kit
bog landlord
12 days ago
leveling the playing field. razing it to the ground
0
8
2
reposted by
Kit
beautiful women updates
12 days ago
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
11
14008
4216
Purposely adding typos (e.g., Nobember) to business emails to demonstrate a human touch
12 days ago
0
0
0
I no longer have any acquired tastes
12 days ago
0
1
0
reposted by
Kit
bog landlord
13 days ago
maybe you heard her wrong. she probably said "chill omen"
0
3
2
reposted by
Kit
actual heathcliff comics
14 days ago
27 Oct 2025
6
818
264
reposted by
Kit
"fart"
15 days ago
"it was important to me growing up" a vitally important part of becoming an adult is accepting that some things and people you once enjoyed or believed in were wrong or bad and it's actually good to leave those things behind !!!!
5
408
47
Obnoxiously, I really, really like the Game Boy Micro. With a flash cart with save states, it's so good for a pick-up-put-down pocket toy.
15 days ago
1
0
0
Not even 3 years of parenthood and I've forgotten every fighting game combo I ever labbed
15 days ago
0
1
0
Yeah it's a "seaview" apartment. You look at a view and you see it!
15 days ago
0
0
0
One more pointless lark THEN onto the hobby that will be a valuable skill
16 days ago
0
1
0
Halloween is when the veil between worlds sucks. Just craps out and fucks up.
17 days ago
0
0
0
The first person to get a motorized hearse probably didn't even know it
17 days ago
0
2
0
reposted by
Kit
Mr. Joshua
17 days ago
27
4768
1106
reposted by
Kit
one note parody account devolved into railing abou
over 1 year ago
I've built a machine to automatically rearrange the deck chairs on the titanic. it took six life boats to make it.
0
3
1
saw a yoga ball blowing through the street like a tumbleweed
17 days ago
0
0
0
Oh so playing in a string quartet is noble but rearranging deck chairs is somehow not??
18 days ago
0
1
0
I want to firmly establish, that while closer to Paris than usual, I was not in Paris last night
21 days ago
1
1
0
We're entering the phase of history where we learn it's all theater. Public imagination fills in the gaps between power and reality. Fuck around and find out it's fine.
add a skeleton here at some point
21 days ago
1
0
0
I'm using the last of my Gold Points on this
add a skeleton here at some point
22 days ago
0
2
0
I have constructed a biblical defense of the plagiarism machine, and I will sell it to your company for mid-seven-figures
22 days ago
0
0
0
There never was any radioactive ooze, kid. The radioactivity was in you all along.
23 days ago
0
0
0
23 days ago
1
12
0
Haunting's Not Just For Ghosts Anymoreβ’
23 days ago
0
1
0
reposted by
Kit
moonvine
24 days ago
You cannot email me in a way that matters
0
174
43
Though he is now considered one of the greats of the medium, in contemporary accounts of his life Rodney Dangerfield received very little respect
24 days ago
0
1
0
reposted by
Kit
furby hancock
24 days ago
they should put big floating exclamation points over items you need at the store. and they should do something about all the suffering
0
50
12
*hitting you with a hammer I bought with money I stole from you* Stop hitting yourself!
25 days ago
0
0
0
a menu is the table of contents for the contents of table
25 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Kit
Kai
26 days ago
Take a look at this amazing plush of my adventurer cat, made by
@plushiluv.bsky.social
!! They're poseable, have customizable expressions, can hold/wear props, stand on their own, and they're only around 10" tall!! Truly a feat of plush engineering, thank you so much!!
4
90
15
I'm π€πΌ this close to just posting 00's lyrics
26 days ago
0
1
0
Me to me: I should catch up with my friend in this difficult time. But not say "damn this shit sucks huh hbu" Me to them: How's it all going, broadly?
26 days ago
0
2
0
reposted by
Kit
drewtoothpaste
26 days ago
the good news is that chaos is where new ideas are born, new paradigms are constructed, and the building of our future begins. the bad news is the chaos
0
177
28
siiigh gonna go open the hood on my seedbox and stop mooching off ex-coworkers' plexes
27 days ago
0
0
0
Load more
feeds!
log in