Kit
@dauntingmountain.com
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Universally raising expectations he/him
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Before you ask, I take normal damage from fire
3 months ago
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Die Hard is a Willis movie
about 12 hours ago
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Christmas comes this time-ish year
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2026 more like Twenty-Twenlinux
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one note parody account devolved into railing abou
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had he not been as miserly a simple circle of salt would have prevented all that nonsense
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and to Tiny Tim, who did not die, EVER, he was a second father.
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When I was a kid, my dad said Santa was too beautiful to directly behold. Like the Ark of the Covenant, children who saw him died. His elves were kids that snuck out to see him Christmas Eve, and in his mercy, he revived as he could.
11 days ago
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I have a computer capable of "video games" now. Maybe I ought to try one.
3 days ago
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I have addressed most of my regrets by seeking to understand the circumstances that led to the belief system I held when I made them, which also sucked
4 days ago
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Is there a secret search engine that works like 2018 Google?
4 days ago
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uh oh I'm learning
5 days ago
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The Little Drummer Boy is self-insert Nativity fanfic
5 days ago
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wargen
6 days ago
fuck you and may the horse you rode in on live a long and beautiful life away from the corrupting influence of man
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standard bog ketchup
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"O, Brother Where Art Thou?" is an anagram for "The Odyssey, By Homer?"
6 days ago
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Making elevators go down wastes a lot of electricity
7 days ago
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I miss Fake Word Friday
7 days ago
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8 days ago
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drewtoothpaste
8 days ago
please sit down. what are you doing. sit. please
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and to Tiny Tim, who did not die, EVER, he was a second father.
9 days ago
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When I was a kid, my dad said Santa was too beautiful to directly behold. Like the Ark of the Covenant, children who saw him died. His elves were kids that snuck out to see him Christmas Eve, and in his mercy, he revived as he could.
11 days ago
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what a mindflummox
11 days ago
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Blessed restaurants with rumor-based menus. I ate an onion ring that was closer to a scotch egg
11 days ago
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RIP whoever first called electricity "juice"
11 days ago
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goddamnit "manifold" is just "many fold" like tenfold or hundredfold isn't it
11 days ago
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I keep a hand-written ledger of my own personal Klout scores
11 days ago
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new dream variant: my lease is up in an apartment I forgot I rented
11 days ago
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2026 goals: Play a greater number of video games. Make a doujin game. Prototype a commercial game. Hone a skill instead of brute force minimum viable knowledge. Post like nobody's watching.
11 days ago
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if your SSN doesn't have any 0 or 7s, it'll fit into most songs! give it a shot
12 days ago
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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe
13 days ago
‘Tis the season to post the greatest DC holiday comic ever made, by
@tytempleton.bsky.social
(DC UNIVERSE HOLIDAY BASH II, 1997)
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My partner and me got tickets to Night School and it was completely empty except one guy. J. Cole had bought every other ticket so the theatre so it was just us and J. Cole
add a skeleton here at some point
13 days ago
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wargen
about 1 year ago
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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Flossing should be harder, and maybe gas-powered
14 days ago
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Yule Sam
12 months ago
You Battle Too Tough. Your Armor Too Gleaming. Your Maidens Too Fair. They’ll Slay You
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Busiaco
16 days ago
It's always "Fight, Magic, Item" with you. I'm asking for Listen.
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Every day I am stung awake by a thousand wasps the size of anvils
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coward
29 days ago
it’s crazy you can’t really do a ground pound irl. it’s like a fundamental part of human movement to me
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Nobody likes being reminded they're wet tubes
17 days ago
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I'll say what everyone else is too afraid to: g-g-ghosts!!
18 days ago
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𝘙𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘰 is a type of paneuropean curry, typically prepared to balance one or more of the four traditional 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴
19 days ago
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if tummy aches are outlawed, only outlaws will have tummy aches
19 days ago
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Marina Ayano Kittaka
19 days ago
As a sagittarius I was not eligible for baby of the year lists
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Keep measuring, never cut
7 months ago
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Anybody know how to start something on purpose?
20 days ago
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Always-on LED indicators are panopticon, to me
20 days ago
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WacArthur Heinous Award Winner
20 days ago
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Convert any toilet into a urinal by removing the seat
#plumbing
20 days ago
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avery
21 days ago
breadth of the whiled
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I'm out perpetrating Christmas miracles
22 days ago
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Naomi Elizabeth
23 days ago
The first wild grinches of the season were spotted today nesting on the roof of a 7/11
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You do get better but it's never easier and the risk is being a hungry failure
add a skeleton here at some point
24 days ago
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