doing the calculation of if you're good enough buddies with a mutual to fire off a mediocre reply or not

I believe in a future where we are all showing each other beautiful art books inside a really big library

time theft is your biggest responsibility. it should be your highest priority

My morning affirmation: "spotted lanternfly, it's ON SIGHT"

Total Conviviality Now

Every time you say "actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist" you're just replicating his damnable act of disavowal and abandonment that drove his creation to murder but okay

telling everyone in the home depot gravel aisle that these stones have seen more sunsets than all the humans who ever lived combined

i went to the desolate lands and there was no one left to know you

I must warn you, I lead a blessed life

Remember the reason for the season

wario is a symbol of humanity’s untameable spirit. his war a cosmic struggle against mediocrity. Waluigi, by contrast, represents the shadow, fit only to be hunted down by his own guilty conscience

putting the "USA" in "hamburguesa"

leveling the playing field. razing it to the ground

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Purposely adding typos (e.g., Nobember) to business emails to demonstrate a human touch

I no longer have any acquired tastes

maybe you heard her wrong. she probably said "chill omen"

27 Oct 2025

"it was important to me growing up" a vitally important part of becoming an adult is accepting that some things and people you once enjoyed or believed in were wrong or bad and it's actually good to leave those things behind !!!!

Obnoxiously, I really, really like the Game Boy Micro. With a flash cart with save states, it's so good for a pick-up-put-down pocket toy.

Not even 3 years of parenthood and I've forgotten every fighting game combo I ever labbed

Yeah it's a "seaview" apartment. You look at a view and you see it!

One more pointless lark THEN onto the hobby that will be a valuable skill

Halloween is when the veil between worlds sucks. Just craps out and fucks up.

The first person to get a motorized hearse probably didn't even know it

I've built a machine to automatically rearrange the deck chairs on the titanic. it took six life boats to make it.

saw a yoga ball blowing through the street like a tumbleweed

Oh so playing in a string quartet is noble but rearranging deck chairs is somehow not??

I want to firmly establish, that while closer to Paris than usual, I was not in Paris last night

We're entering the phase of history where we learn it's all theater. Public imagination fills in the gaps between power and reality. Fuck around and find out it's fine.

I'm using the last of my Gold Points on this

I have constructed a biblical defense of the plagiarism machine, and I will sell it to your company for mid-seven-figures

There never was any radioactive ooze, kid. The radioactivity was in you all along.

Haunting's Not Just For Ghosts Anymore™

You cannot email me in a way that matters

Though he is now considered one of the greats of the medium, in contemporary accounts of his life Rodney Dangerfield received very little respect

they should put big floating exclamation points over items you need at the store. and they should do something about all the suffering

*hitting you with a hammer I bought with money I stole from you* Stop hitting yourself!

a menu is the table of contents for the contents of table

Take a look at this amazing plush of my adventurer cat, made by @plushiluv.bsky.social!! They're poseable, have customizable expressions, can hold/wear props, stand on their own, and they're only around 10" tall!! Truly a feat of plush engineering, thank you so much!!

I'm 🤏🏼 this close to just posting 00's lyrics

Me to me: I should catch up with my friend in this difficult time. But not say "damn this shit sucks huh hbu" Me to them: How's it all going, broadly?

the good news is that chaos is where new ideas are born, new paradigms are constructed, and the building of our future begins. the bad news is the chaos

siiigh gonna go open the hood on my seedbox and stop mooching off ex-coworkers' plexes