Just went to see if I have the age assurance dingus (and I do), and clicked on my birth date thingy to see what I had in there. Readers, I assure you I did not recently change my birth date. on here.

This would be Baxter if he got off his butt and got a job

Hello, is this the #ShittyCameraChallenge hotline? Yes I’m calling to see if your fridge is running

ya know if there was any particular time and place for network/authorised officers to be hanging around Being Obvious, it’d be Gabba station, approximately now, AND YET

For the #shittycamerachallenge I present the v1 Flashback camera! We’re talking 4 megapixels of resolution, 0 focus, 4 film sims, 27 shots per session, and a suitably hideous flash. It has a janky app that seems to make no one happy and by default it makes you wait 24h for your photos to “develop”.

HEY YOU YES YOU BUY YOURSELF A SHITTY CAMERA or maybe get one for a LOVED ONE or possibly even AN ENEMY the elder gods demand it

“Uni PR hacks hate them.” We’ll wear that as a badge of honour.

NTEU National President Dr Alison Barnes ranked #6 on the Herald Sun’s most influential in education – a huge acknowledgment of our union’s power. Be a “thorn in their side” and join us today: nteu.au/join @alisonbarnes.bsky.social

It’s now Saturday but I won’t be skipping this one

"Children’s toymaker FoloToy says it’s pulling its AI-powered teddy bear “Kumma” after a safety group found that the cuddly companion was giving wildly inappropriate and even dangerous responses, including tips on how to find and light matches, and detailed explanations about sexual kinks"

Somebody in the replies already beat me to the "I'm gonna keep on posting at the trans coffee shop" gag but I'm gonna share that earworm with you anyway

RIP - dashare.zone ADMIN

Baxter’s review of Pokemon Legends Z-A: A) good to sit on B) catching them all is relevant to his interests

Yooooo kiwis look what’s at Aldi

AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations”

I don’t know if I’d call this a timeline cleanse, per se, but it is definitely SOMETHING for your timeline

this is one of the most chilling scenes in jurassic park, wherein, rather than showing us the brutality on screen, the movie uses sound effects to imply the gruesome violence as the cow beats the shit out of a bunch of velociraptors

i challenge you to find cooler news today than “despite all odds against American scientific research rn, a CO researcher developed a temperature-stable, single dose rabies vaccine that works bc of particles coated in CANDY & SAPPHIRE, & it could help reduce rabies deaths in places w/o electricity”

In my life I've seen treatments for AIDs developed, vaccines for Ebola and malaria, and now this. Medical science is one is the areas that still consistently seems to make these miraculous advances and I'm genuinely grateful to everyone involved. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is huge: “A drug that provides near-perfect protection against H.I.V. with shots just twice a year will be made available at $40 per patient annually in low- and middle-income countries, offering new hope… making lenacapavir a realistic choice in countries with constrained resources.”

No more forced redundancies at #ANU. @nteunion.bsky.social members have made this possible. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Internet law: You see Tom Holland lip sync, you share Tom Holland lip sync.

Just dropping off a timeline brightener here.

*bong rip* Batman signed a treaty with the Wurundjeri in 1835, five years before waitangi. It was later torn up by the governor of NSW.

*bong rip* the first state to sign a treaty was nsw and it was called the treaty of waitangi

Did anyone need a timeline cleanse? Here you go.

Who was this majestic person and why didn’t Leon Compton immediately take the floor mike over to her

watching the #politas coverage and wondering why Eric Abetz is still doing his thing when he should be taking his fat federal super payment and fucking off into the sea

so apparently Elon is putting together a team of crack homosexuals

I mean, the only reason ChatGPT uses them all the time is bc the stuff it was trained on—writing, by writers—must have used them all the time. It’s not thinking. It’s more or less super-sophisticated pattern recognition. The “no one does this” take is SO bizarre.

Honestly it is CRIMINAL that he has such a nice belly and won't let you touch it.

Apple Health would be able to make a more accurate guess if it asked Apple Wallet what day I spend $50 on cheese. It'll be no more than 48 hours after that.

“But solar can never supply all our energy needs!!” Yeah well explain this champ

The singularity is awesome

It doesn’t matter if their death is getting fast tracked by the government, Kea Heaven is incredible ☁️🦜☁️

On the plus side I do get to live with the world’s greatest and most soft Baxter Cat.

Christ I’m so sick of this year.

Russell Crowe asked me the time.

Have you seen Alex's catfrog thread, with catfrog illustrations contributed by many Bluesky artists? It's not too late!

Zzzzzzzzz.

is it wrong that the mushroom trial news is giving me a POWERFUL HANKERING to try beef Wellington? I don't think I've ever had it

Sir Antony Green has a ring to it. I’m just saying

I was yelling Boo-urns

Yo was that booing for Peter Dutton at his own election night party????

Hahaha and that absolute gooseshit Luke Howarth looks to be losing his seat too. What a delicious outcome