AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations”

I don’t know if I’d call this a timeline cleanse, per se, but it is definitely SOMETHING for your timeline

this is one of the most chilling scenes in jurassic park, wherein, rather than showing us the brutality on screen, the movie uses sound effects to imply the gruesome violence as the cow beats the shit out of a bunch of velociraptors

i challenge you to find cooler news today than “despite all odds against American scientific research rn, a CO researcher developed a temperature-stable, single dose rabies vaccine that works bc of particles coated in CANDY & SAPPHIRE, & it could help reduce rabies deaths in places w/o electricity”

In my life I've seen treatments for AIDs developed, vaccines for Ebola and malaria, and now this. Medical science is one is the areas that still consistently seems to make these miraculous advances and I'm genuinely grateful to everyone involved. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is huge: “A drug that provides near-perfect protection against H.I.V. with shots just twice a year will be made available at $40 per patient annually in low- and middle-income countries, offering new hope… making lenacapavir a realistic choice in countries with constrained resources.”

No more forced redundancies at #ANU. @nteunion.bsky.social members have made this possible. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Internet law: You see Tom Holland lip sync, you share Tom Holland lip sync.

Just dropping off a timeline brightener here.

*bong rip* Batman signed a treaty with the Wurundjeri in 1835, five years before waitangi. It was later torn up by the governor of NSW.

*bong rip* the first state to sign a treaty was nsw and it was called the treaty of waitangi

Youth pastor voice: you know who else everyone thought was dead for three days

Did anyone need a timeline cleanse? Here you go.

Who was this majestic person and why didn’t Leon Compton immediately take the floor mike over to her

watching the #politas coverage and wondering why Eric Abetz is still doing his thing when he should be taking his fat federal super payment and fucking off into the sea

so apparently Elon is putting together a team of crack homosexuals

I mean, the only reason ChatGPT uses them all the time is bc the stuff it was trained on—writing, by writers—must have used them all the time. It’s not thinking. It’s more or less super-sophisticated pattern recognition. The “no one does this” take is SO bizarre.

Honestly it is CRIMINAL that he has such a nice belly and won't let you touch it.

Apple Health would be able to make a more accurate guess if it asked Apple Wallet what day I spend $50 on cheese. It'll be no more than 48 hours after that.

“But solar can never supply all our energy needs!!” Yeah well explain this champ

The singularity is awesome

It doesn’t matter if their death is getting fast tracked by the government, Kea Heaven is incredible ☁️🦜☁️

On the plus side I do get to live with the world’s greatest and most soft Baxter Cat.

Christ I’m so sick of this year.

Russell Crowe asked me the time.

Have you seen Alex's catfrog thread, with catfrog illustrations contributed by many Bluesky artists? It's not too late!

Zzzzzzzzz.

is it wrong that the mushroom trial news is giving me a POWERFUL HANKERING to try beef Wellington? I don't think I've ever had it

Sir Antony Green has a ring to it. I’m just saying

I was yelling Boo-urns

Yo was that booing for Peter Dutton at his own election night party????

Hahaha and that absolute gooseshit Luke Howarth looks to be losing his seat too. What a delicious outcome

#auspol 'Dutton loses his own seat of Dickson' www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZtJ...

MASSIVE LOOOOLLLLLLL

aussiemandias be like "yeah go on, look on my fuckin works cunt and have a sook"

just fyi the ides of march is coming up, if anyone would like to do the funniest thing of all time

I have no rational basis for this but I just deeply believe that if the average desktop screen resolution was still 800x600, our browsers were Netscape Navigator, and we talked to one another on AIM, life would be good I am exactly like someone saying they miss Woodstock or whatever in the 90s

Latest ep @jm77.bsky.social, @raena.net, @mpowney.bsky.social - we discussed a significant vulnerability in Apple’s Find My network, plus their shareholders resoundingly voting _for_ DEI programmes to continue. Also fusion reactors (under the desk…). Check it out here - joy.org.au/technogaze/2...

Greetings and salutations from Baxter, the cat

Timeline sweetener right here folks.

This thread is so good even I can understand it, and I am an idiot

Fuck yeah look at this thing

I made this 7 years ago when no one would hire me to be in commercials

Posting this apropos of punching Nazis. youtu.be/-sOSr7n_8YU?...