One of my neighbors has the last name of Pope, and they keep missing their FedEx package so the delivery driver apparently has time on their hands

VIDEO: Coordinated booing at the Anzac Day Dawn Service. watch: youtu.be/6oFq_00l-Aw Who coordinated the booing at the 2026 Anzac Day Dawn Service? Same people as last year, really. Receipts herein.

Me ten minutes after I've had a tantrum about splitting the béarnaise

"AI is viewed not only as a normal technology, but an elite political project to be resisted … a thing manufactured by out-of-touch billionaires and pushed onto an unwilling public.” trib.al/pqdVQ79

Trump has said he is not happy with Australia as Hormuz Strait crisis continues

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

BREAKING Daily Telegraph and SkyNews Australia team investigating how Dan Andrews caused Viktor Orban to lose the election in Hungary

You — yes, you — need a timeline cleanse. This is that cleanse. Please enjoy it.

♥️

Ai works 50% of the time if you know the topic and 100% of the time if you don’t.

this is somehow even funnier than when they cried over losing their NFTs because that time they thought they were art collectors and this time they think they’re property owners

Don’t buy a cow, or a car, and expect your city to give you someplace to park it. #UrbanTruth

Breaking - the PM has asked for modelling on a potential new gas tax. That's great news! And, fortunately, we've released analysis on the topic just this morning. Read more: https://theaus.in/3NympWU

Weapons (2025)

insane image

Take me to the April sun in Cyprus

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

Operation epic fury is what you would name your plan to dack the bully during assembly

The only goonmaxxing that matters

obligatory tired, weary comment about something something black mirror

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.

Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon

(crumbles into dust)

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

Cripes this one hurts. Sleep well Kudelka.

(explaining modern society) imagine being a tamagotchi but with anxiety and bills to pay

This hit so fucking hard today.

Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."

Also fine. It’s fine. Not blown away. I’m old :(

A track that is: Fine. That’s the skeet.

YES V GOOD

It won’t.

Contro take that will get me voted off sapph island: Chappell Roan as a marketing package/performance/concept is better than Chappell Roan’s actual music. Not that there’s anything wrong with etc. #hottest100

A track I like, no notes

This is another one that benefits greatly from being a reels choon. It’s fine but is it 9? 🤔

Excellent yes

Is it live? Yes. Is it loud? Not even

Two great tastes that taste great together

it’s another shouldabeen

Another one of my picks pls show respect

Fan. Yes.

Yes yes yes YES yes yes. Yes.

Oyyyy it’s the Hottest Hundo! Late for kickoff but I have just joined in time for Sleep Token’s Caramel which is a perfectly cromulent tune I will promptly forget about the moment it ends. #mid #hottest100

“We have to post slop to keep up” Guess what? No you don’t! In fact, posting slop destroys your reputation! If you’re selling Tasmanian tours…actually know Tasmania and actually sell good tours! www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

Girl are you Air Force One because all of a sudden I'm extremely interested in you despite your issues

In case no one has told you lately: 1. You are strong 2. You are beautiful 3. Sea cucumbers have fish that live in their buttholes and eat their ever-regenerating gonads like some sort of sick undersea Prometheus 4. You are deserving of love

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

Timeline cleanse! Please won’t you take a moment out of your doomscrolling to admire this neat bird?