Take me to the April sun in Cyprus

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

Operation epic fury is what you would name your plan to dack the bully during assembly

The only goonmaxxing that matters

obligatory tired, weary comment about something something black mirror

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.

Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon

(crumbles into dust)

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

Cripes this one hurts. Sleep well Kudelka.

(explaining modern society) imagine being a tamagotchi but with anxiety and bills to pay

This hit so fucking hard today.

Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."

Also fine. It’s fine. Not blown away. I’m old :(

A track that is: Fine. That’s the skeet.

YES V GOOD

It won’t.

Contro take that will get me voted off sapph island: Chappell Roan as a marketing package/performance/concept is better than Chappell Roan’s actual music. Not that there’s anything wrong with etc. #hottest100

A track I like, no notes

This is another one that benefits greatly from being a reels choon. It’s fine but is it 9? 🤔

Excellent yes

Is it live? Yes. Is it loud? Not even

Two great tastes that taste great together

it’s another shouldabeen

Another one of my picks pls show respect

Fan. Yes.

Yes yes yes YES yes yes. Yes.

Oyyyy it’s the Hottest Hundo! Late for kickoff but I have just joined in time for Sleep Token’s Caramel which is a perfectly cromulent tune I will promptly forget about the moment it ends. #mid #hottest100

“We have to post slop to keep up” Guess what? No you don’t! In fact, posting slop destroys your reputation! If you’re selling Tasmanian tours…actually know Tasmania and actually sell good tours! www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

Girl are you Air Force One because all of a sudden I'm extremely interested in you despite your issues

In case no one has told you lately: 1. You are strong 2. You are beautiful 3. Sea cucumbers have fish that live in their buttholes and eat their ever-regenerating gonads like some sort of sick undersea Prometheus 4. You are deserving of love

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

Timeline cleanse! Please won’t you take a moment out of your doomscrolling to admire this neat bird?

Timeline cleanse for these trying times.

be the poaster you want to see in the world

Mother F u c k e r

And a good morning to everyone reading the “later life” section of Brigitte Bardot’s wikipedia page for the first time

How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party

This would almost be a @johubris.bsky.social -coded song but the second verse doesn’t mention Mary-Kate and Ashley even once. youtu.be/JaHfKzcl8rc

Grifters and scammers are cashing in on the Bondi attack tragedy using cryptocurrency and fake fundraisers. One disturbing example is the creation of a crypto coin named after a 10-year-old shooting victim so 'her legacy can live on-chain forever.' www.crikey.com.au/20...

There is just something about big dumb Queensland afternoon sunlight. #ShittyCameraChallenge #flashbackmono

HOWDY SHITTERS well the charmera is indeed every bit as craptaculous as hoped... #ShittyCameraChallenge

Just went to see if I have the age assurance dingus (and I do), and clicked on my birth date thingy to see what I had in there. Readers, I assure you I did not recently change my birth date. on here.

This would be Baxter if he got off his butt and got a job

Hello, is this the #ShittyCameraChallenge hotline? Yes I’m calling to see if your fridge is running

ya know if there was any particular time and place for network/authorised officers to be hanging around Being Obvious, it’d be Gabba station, approximately now, AND YET

For the #shittycamerachallenge I present the v1 Flashback camera! We’re talking 4 megapixels of resolution, 0 focus, 4 film sims, 27 shots per session, and a suitably hideous flash. It has a janky app that seems to make no one happy and by default it makes you wait 24h for your photos to “develop”.