found the star of SXSW

Can an F1 season go bad enough that Max quits mid season…

I regret to inform everyone that my time in Texas has been immaculate and wonderful

One of the funnier parts of F1 is how teams need to remove sponsors in some countries. The McLaren is basically devoid of sponsors in China

30 years ago tonight:

We have reached the point where the Sabres can just fuck around like it’s a god damn video game. This rules.

There was a time when Ryan posting at 3am made me worry, but now he has a child so it’s totally normal. Oh and he nails the words as usual

Sabres: Can’t lose! Maple Leafs: Can’t win!

You simply cannot stop the Buffalo Sabres

You mean to say Tom Brady’s wellness program is not keeping the Raiders healthy?!

Remember when the story of the season was the roof leaking?

Maybe Kevyn Adams was literally poisoning them. Like putting something in the water.

At least in these dark times we still have the Dolphins to laugh at

Gonna sell bootleg VHS copies at the corner of George Urban & Union

Wrong you fucking idiot

Three hour game. 15 total goals. The Buffalo Sabres

This game is cocaine

We have all been saying all season how lethal the Sabres powerplay is

Tampa Bay Lightning with some absolute punk shit here. Complete and utter frauds.

It has taken one hour to play twenty minutes of hockey

The officiating crew is going to need a pack of marb reds at the first intermission

I know we all said it for years but its amazing how quickly the fan base came back and got LOUD when the team deserved it

This is going to be a 500 penalty minute game

Sabres

There is more passing in the first 10 laps of this race than we had all of last year. These new rules rock

These cars LOOK so much racier

OSCAR WHAT YOU DOING

with music added

It rocks having to constantly go “when’s the next Sabres game”

Sabres on a peacepath.

This busted ass Sabres broadcast is a delight

toronto sceptres losing the pwhl broadcast poll to "i hope both teams have fun" is humiliating in a way i've never seen happen to a sports franchise before

Le Sabres

It's cum.

Sabres up 3-0

Even Tirico looks like he was bawling

Yeah hard not to cry at the Gaudreau stuff

Every Canadian player looks like they’d rather request political asylum in Italy than fly back home today

Did they make Crosby fully suit up just to come skate out and collect his medal….

Is it too late to let hellebuyck carry the flag at the closing ceremonies

As called on CBC in Canada:

That goal happens because McDavid tried to be the superhero

SON OF A BITCH THEY DID IT

Watch these idiots find a way to play scoreless 3v3 hockey for 20 minutes

COCAINE HELICOPTER OVER THE DOLOMITES TIME

auston matthews on the ice for team usa actually means it's 4 on 4 hockey

We give out a single gold medal to hellebuyck everyone else on both teams gets nothing

Thank you to Pokémon for being the least problematic Olympics sponsor

What. A. Goal.

Is this matchup more wrestlmania, royal rumble or king of the ring