you fucked up a perfectly good rock star is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

As called by Pablo Giralt on Telefe in Argentina (auto-transcribed & translated):

sheesh it’s like Mexico On A US TV Show out there

When mom sends a text asking if you remember this person from your graduating class

Baseball’s Best Fans are gonna have takes about the backwards hat

Millennials if Sufjan had completed the 50 States Project

I’ll answer all your questions about why your post was saved right now. The button is in a stupid place. 99.99% of all saved posts are accidents.

The Wimbledon finals is the hump day of summer

LINDSEY GRAHAM: So I’m allowed in right ST. PETER: Not so fast what’s up with this mosque on the other hemisphere

wake up @realinfowars.bsky.social your country needs you

the collective sighs from conservative writers forcing outrage at the left on lindsey graham’s behalf are going to create entirely new weather systems

Edith Bunker voice: I didn’t know he was Muslim

Have Harry Kane and Aaron Rogers been ever seen in the same room together

This is how Darth Maul took over Mandalore

There has GOT to be an uncalled penalty against the NY Giants back in Super Bowl XXV against the Bills. The NFL owes it to the Bills to VAR that game. It’s still not too late to take back a Giants fieldgoal or something.

Maybe this officiating crew can overturn Hull's goal

Prrrrrickford Bummer 'bout that goal, man

Drop something ENORMOUS

Guy who looks like Don Knotts after a 5 day juice cleanse: This country is in the throes of a masculinity crisis caused by liberal politics

Didn't a Targaryen do this

Thank God I live in a region where I can experience post-taco diarrhea without the aid of parasites

Pause de hidracion

Let’s get an appreciation thread going before we mute his last name

RIP

There’s a new Twisted Teens record dropping Friday. They already released one classic this year, now they’re back again!? cpnpc.bandcamp.com/album/florid...

This feels like a relegation match

Flashbacks of Sabres home playoff performances

i was smoking when i read this and fucking choked at the end oh my god

Pausa de hidratcion

Larry understands the main facet of job security is look like you’re doing something

the mj lenderman lyrics "deleted scene of lightning mcqueen, blacked out at full speed" are part of that lore

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

The "Oh nooooo!" post is about a 7-year old boy with autism who tragically drowned in a swimming pool

Did you all remember to leave a cigar and an 8-ball in case Bobby Bonilla came down the chimney

Operation paperclip was bad enough the first time, we absolutely do not need to do another one for the ‘10s boston bruins

Man the USMNT vibes are immaculate right now. It would take something crazy to derail them like say some of the members finding out that this time tomorrow they are no longer United States citizens

“To no one’s surprise, the Democrats and their socialist allies botched America’s 250th anniversary with a so-called celebration that absolutely no one showed up for,” said White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt

Pausa de hidratcion

John Entwistle passed away this day 2002.

The American equivalent is the USMNT vs 100 guys ages 45-60 all with Type 2

They booed the Pegulas