“Since you didn’t give me a peace prize I declare war on you” is the ultimate “you called me racist too many times, now I am racist”

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

literally the villain in every movie ever

I went to a Conner O'Malley comedy show last year where he has this REALLY dumb local guy open for him and he started by saying "Isn't it weird anybody who says they are nonbinary or whatever is always ugly as hell?" And thankfully he was met with boos, he even continued "oh haha lots of you uglies"

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

“No one really dies, they just drop their physical body, and we’ll all meet again, like the song says. It’s sad, but it’s not devastating if you think like that. It’s a continuum, and we’re all going to be fine at the end of the story.” ~ David Lynch - January 20, 1946 - January 16, 2025 #filmsky

Like I understand the viewpoint but we NEED to stop phrasing shit like this. Say "they will do anything to make it happen, I wish we had more to do to prevent it, any ideas?" They are winning when we say "SHIT, well, they're winning AGAIN! UGH!" their metric for success is based on your suffering.

Maybe we should be organizing to storm these places

SPECIAL FEATURES ARE DEAD. WICKED 2 SHOULD HAVE FEATURED A FUCKING DVD MENU MINIGAME OF THE SCARECROW TRYING NOT TO BE PULLED APART BY THE FLYING MONKEYS. I PLAYED THE MADAGASCAR 1 SPECIAL FEATURES GAME MORE THAN I EVER PLAYED FALLOUT 3

Motherfucker WHAT? I am learning about this now. Yeah they fucking got me I am so annoyed and upset by this. Like is nothing fucking sacred anymore? I am usually so annoyed seeing others complain so much without doing anything, but fuck, I get it, this sucks, I hate this timeline, fuck DJT and MAGA.

six kids sent to hospital by an errant flash bang grenade thrown by federal law enforcement

I know it has been said "One day they will stop the wrong person!" But like seriously, I am GENUINELY surprised a squad of ICE chuds hasn't been iced by some shooting range ace. Like unless you are actively drinking the kool-aid I imagine there are a lot of armed vets ICE should be afraid of.

Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.

Update: broadcast now reporting feds shot one man in the leg, he's expected to survive Obligatory DHS copaganda disclaimer etc etc:

A single federal agent with a long gun just walked through the crowd, slipped on the ice on his way under the police tape. Dropped his loaded clip.

Near Lyndale and 24th Ave in Minneapolis tonight, feds have reportedly shot another person. Preliminary info is shaky for now, hearing two people injured. BORTAC just rolled up in an armored vehicle. A crowd is gathering outside the police tape—MPD presence as well.

They aren't specialists in violence they're just dicks the government gave badges to, don't mythologize being a thug because you're scared of loud noises

Man, every time I remember how bad Stephanie Joosten got it as Quiet I am annoyed. I want to make a tactical espionage action game without the sexism and racism. I LIKE MGSV and Quiet but they SUCK still and Kojima cannot write women without her literally being naked in a fucking cage the whole game

HAPPENING NOW: In federal court in MN, DOJ is struggling to articulate why a person following an ICE vehicle — so long as they are obeying traffic laws — can be stopped for "reasonable suspicion" of a crime. Judge Menendez sharply questioning that contention.

Monday Thoughts from a Canadian🤔🍁

Can SOMEBODY with enough knowledge, please do a run down on what it means, when the US declares war on a NATO country, vis a vis, getting ALL the personnel/equipment out of EVERY military base in EVERY NATO country. Seems it would be expensive. Oh, ALL the embassies and ALL the US tourists also.

The election for President of Meta was rigged, I won by a lot.

Pretty willd how the DOJ just straight up stopped releasing the Epstein files even though they're legally obligated to do so.

soldiers are mostly young people who want to do something else with most of their life. They generally don't want to live the rest of their lives with the knowledge that they executed an unarmed mom cops want to spend thirty years with the nickname "killer"

a lot of people think the cops should be allowed to shoot you dead if you disrespect them. No word on what you should be allowed to do when the cops disrespect you.

Police when faced with an equal or greater risk level threat are like "What do we do!?" My guy it is your duty to protect and serve, it scares you too much that the bad guys ALSO have guns and you are now at risk of dying in a blaze of glory defending our country from fascism? Cowards. Abolish ICE.

I’m surprised telling them to leave didn’t work but certainly putting residents behind bars like they’re deodorant at the drugstore will surely deflate their spirits

ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens

Citizens should not tolerate another moment of a draft-dodging, child-molesting traitor. This country should not tolerate another innocent person being dragged across pavement, killed or abducted by people who have no business wielding a badge and a gun. It’s about time to be done with them.

I want the world to know how ashamed I am. This is not what Americans want. I recognize Greenland's sovereignty and their right to remain independent. If Greenland was ever threatened, the real America would show up to support them and leave when it's over. That's what real allies do. I'm sorry.

I know this sounds cliché and you might even be thinking "well I hope it doesn't come to that!" When your coworkers say some shit like "I for one welcome our fascist overlords!" Or whatever call that shit out! Make some food to feed the hungry! Maybe go to the gym and start learning to shoot a gun!

I walk around in real life like I am pre-patch Witcher 3 Geralt being steered in one direction or another in a trackable arc, as if I were a fucking warthog.

This is a fucked up time to be an American, and know if you hate authoritarianism I stand with you always. THAT BEING SAID: Holy shit stop using fucking AI gen x and millenials, it is made by the fascists, it is like saying fuck the fascists and then drinking a fascism branded coffee.

AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, & I do not — That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance & I — I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street”

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies

So while this is an improvement, the 2nd point is kind of impossible because the LLM and GenAI models around right now are built on mountains of stolen data, so the follow up to this story in a year is either that they gave up on using their own data or it didn't work at all so they quit.

Epstein files!

We did itttttttt! 🎉 Thank you for helping the kitty out, may you all have a cozy outfit and a tasty snack wherever you are! 🍤

They're rolling out AIs that can shit themselves for you next.

i dunno man are we all really supposed to go to work today like nothing happened, like nothing is currently happening

deleting a white supremacist dating site live onstage while dressed as the pink power ranger has got to be one of the most cathartic hacker experiences

The source that informed me of this said the Border Patrol officer in question claimed the victims were trying to run him over in their car, which is why he shot.

We gathered to remember Renee Nicole Good.
 To grieve. To bear witness. To hold one another. Thank you to the 40th Ward and Pink Poster Club for organizing last night’s vigil and to everyone who showed up with care and love. We keep us safe. 
Justice for Renee. Abolish ICE.