Please don't stare at this. ⬇️

The Slovenian witch who lives in the White’s House must grit her teeth to hear her home county’s leader take a stand for justice and against genocide in contrast to the views of her decrepit Nazi husband.

Is it time to cancel #AppleTV?

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He's reached maximum orange decrepitude.

Does the Rapture observe time zones? Or does it come at a certain hour for everyone? Is someone in Milwaukee affected at the same time as someone in Perth, for instance?

Well, the Rapture never came, unless it was that my pup that got a hold of a roll of paper towels, and turned it into a confetti party in my garage. Maybe they meant the raptor or the eruption. Not sure.

Trump‘s self-important UN speech was like a late-night car salesman pitch without the flash and 30-second draw that might’ve kept you watching for the duration. He looked like a baked potato covered with putrid cheddar cheese. He sounded like he was drawing his last breaths. It was embarrassing.

Trump’s mother must’ve taken a shit load of Tylenol.

Shouldn’t everyone evacuate the White’s House? Maybe cancel their cable service and make sure the pets have food? I mean, the Rapture.

Trashy event where trashy people left trash.

Amazing gig.

''The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.'' —Lester Bangs (Philip Seymour Hoffman, Almost Famous, 2000)

(Anyone remember this song from the '70s?) Spending all my nights, all my money going out of subscriptions Doing anything just to get the FCC off of my mind But when the morning comes, I'm right back where I started again And tryin' to forget you is just a waste of time

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Trump and his butt-kissers are wimpy-wussies.

Rich men. Young girls. Predators and prey. The Trump-Epstein evil has roots throughout history.

My dog gets along with just about everyone, even though her initial response is to bark loudly at strangers. She usually makes friends with them almost immediately thereafter. The exception is my neighbor, who happens to think Trump is the smartest guy in the world. My dog hates him.

Lookin' out at the road rushin' under my wheels I don't know how to tell you all just how crazy this life feels I look around for the friends that I used to turn to to pull me through Lookin' into their eyes, I see them runnin' too

"You can't raid or go after an idea. We do not exist. We will always exist." —Jacques The Tomcat ANTIFA Domestic Animals Group (Addressing NATO, 2025)

The actors and talent that Disney needs to build a lineup of shows are quitting the service. There are consequences for hitching your greedy dinghy to Trump's fascist tugboat.

People get sick of fascist shit.

Weirdo snowflake. If I had a dollar for every woman that yelled at me from my grade school teachers to ex-girlfriends, I’d be fairly rich. The orange monkey can’t handle anything. He’s a total wuss.

One of Trump‘s Apprentice fanboys. The turd doesn’t fall far from the toilet.

This is Trump's ANTIFA enemy inspecting ANTIFA troops in 1944, before decimating fascist Nazi soldiers. Our grandparents would have beat the tar out of Trump and his (SS) shit squads.

That's nearly four times as much as Trump has looted since occupying the Oval during his fake presidency. So much winning. 😂

“We’ve been here forever.”

Things that need to be said to Trump.

Trump’s New York Times lawsuit thrown out. Because Trump is a withering pansy who gets butt-hurt for everything.

The city, Los Angeles. The year, 1955.