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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the latest innovation in cuckold technology: THE CUCK CHAISE.

Here’s the original version that Bluesky immediately labeled as nsfw because this website sucks diarrhea

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Inventing a new kind of guy that doesn’t suck

You get one free boomer posting token a year and I am spending mine early. Use those 25¢, $1, and $5 words more often. Be the human where those who interact with you learn a new word. Low grade level readability and Ai translations be damned. Words are an art, so become a fucking painter.

Maybe if I stay up all night and show my boss just how eepy I am I won't have to go to New Orleans today

I wanna play guitar or bass in person more. not on the computer. I wonder if there are any other musicians in Los Angeles?

"Sinners" just won at the Golden Globes for Cinematic and Box Office Achievement

New diet plan: every time I get hungry, I play a hour set of 2000s rock/metal instead I'll be 200 lbs by May And I'll have a swole right arm and the strongest left hand fingers you ever saw 😈

Don't ever put your instrument down don't ever put down your paintbrush your pencil your chisel whatever tool you use to express yourself die with it in your hand don't let anyone or anything take it away from you except Death Himself I am begging you

You know what? This is why I like KNOWER so much. I love this hyper-syncopated style of synth-driven music. Louis Cole is a master craftsman of this style, and this was my first exposure to it (and maybe his?) when I was growing up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAY...

Actually recorded a bass track this evening. We are so fucking back, skeeters.

Your life is too short to be who someone else wants you to be

You guys I think I've found true love again (hooked up my favorite bass and have been jamming)

2 million dollars would fix me and all my friends and my immediate family

I would like to thank past pre-drunk me for ordering just a bit too much Chinese takeout for future post-drunk me to eat today. He's a boss dude, much love 🤜🤛

Last night was some damn good jazz

the sky invented so many colors

OK it is TIME to stop DRINKING I am getting WEIRD

Men need hobbies I stfg

Ok fellas how do y'all fuck after getting drunk? srsly I don't think i could even lie down properly how does that even work

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A HAPPY DRUNK WTF MAN 😭

I guess this is my last drink (I'm out of whiskey)

I am definitely drunk bc I laughed much harder than I should have at this

I wonder if I could do 8 drinks

OMG please watch this

God bless Jim Beam, patron saint of divorced dads and failed musicians

NOPE I take it back I am *drunk* I stood up to go to the bathroom and the entire room stood up with me and said "hey Cool, where we goin'?" WHEEEEEE

So what does it mean when you have six whiskey and sodas and you're not drunk?

playing fallout 4 from the beginning!! twitch.tv/sarahmarvelous

if you don’t have artist friends, fix your life. you need to resolve that part yourself they respond well to food and if you can generate a picoscopic fraction of genuine interest in what they’re doing they are probably yours for life

What a fantastic film. I don't remember ever feeling this melancholy at the end of a vampire movie.

Do we know who came up with the idea to plaster recommendations all over the end credits, and is it legal to maybe torture them for it #amazonprime #netflix

#NowWatching Finally! Thanks, Bezos, you absolute bastard!

I am a working disabled single mom doing the best I can in this whole fucked up world. I am sorry to ask for help because I never expected to be living in poverty at my age. This was never the goal. I don't drink or party. Hell, I'm lucky to leave my house. Please if you can help: $angie4hope

BREAKING: My arm hurts SO goddam MUCH

Donate any amount to unidos-mn.org, reply here, and I'll assign you an obscure bird species. Any takers? unidos-mn.org

Hey thanks MySchoolBucks for illegally billing credit/debit surcharge fees so I could get this surprise $184 settlement just in time for this New Orleans trip next week. Ironically I will be buying a very nice meal with this 🥂

Views from Seattle's Great Wheel

Cracker Barrel really is the perfect name for that place, isn't it

Forget whistles. We need to bring back the vuvuzela.

A good romance starts with a great friendship A bad romance starts with Ra-ra, ah-ah-ah Roma-, roma-ma- Gaga, ooh, la-la Want your bad romance

Cold miserable rainy stormy Saturday morning. Couldn't be more perfect.

Finally Friday, work is done, and there's whiskey to be had! I should watch a movie about it, too.

There’s hope in’t yet.

Appreciate people responding yo this, also want to mention the internet archive has thousands of cassettes up. Many thousands.

45 or 50 years ago, a song this fantastic would land its performers on every "Top 40" radio station in the United States of America. Now, tho', bc such a song has no special "genre" space to grow in, it has to wait + hope to be found by...somebody. Melt- "Stay For The High" youtu.be/YZW-WV99mno?...

Can't wait until the weekend. Making moves now.

#MusicChallenge #MusicThroughYears 1980-1981