Now that the stupidest person on the planet is President of the United States, if parents tell their kids, "You could be president," those words are going to have an insulting insinuation they never used to have.

"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what." —To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee #BookWormSat

Now with no age limits to join ICE, I have visions of Penske trucks loaded with senior citizens with canes and walkers yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off their lawns or else there will be big trouble when they speak to their parents.

HOA’s are organized crime, pass it on.

Here we have a senior golden living their best life and a young golden just trying to make it to the end of their shift. Both 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

Just wondering if Cheryl Hines is cool with that jar of leeches in her refrigerator?

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

Tabs: Diving into 2025 with some wildly unjustifiable optimism in the shape of Monty Python's Always Look on the Bright Side of Life: ukulelehunt.com?p=29458 youtu.be/kCYvpxJS0ws

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

The CEO of the ASPCA, Matt Bershadker makes $1,000,000+ a year. He's made more than $7,000,000 since becoming CEO. If you want your donations to help innocent animals instead of millionaires, give to your *local* shelter.

Is it “For Fuck Sake” or “Fir Fuck’s Sake”, or “For Fucks Sake”? Will be using a lot in the immediate future, so I need to get it right.

He also probably would've been really annoying on instagram

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, for real this time.

My wife told me the one thing she really wants for Christmas and I hope she gets it because I’d really like to meet Jason Momoa.

When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland

I have 99 problems so I'm instituting tariffs.

New Cure Album Perfect Soundtrack to Burgeoning Dystopian Hellscape

I just leave this here.....

Racism is learned.

When your brother sits too close to you on the couch and you are thinking about how to murder him without Mom finding out. BTW, there are 3 other identical boxes in this room & they insist on squishing into the same one.

I kept hearing my cat chewing last night under the bed and finally I checked it out and he had been eating an entire box of Cheez It’s

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

Yes he is, and he knows it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLDF...

it’s gonna be funny when we’re all relieved Matt Gaetz isn’t gonna be head of the DOJ, and then Trump appoints Ted Nugent

Morning Joe should be re-named Morning Cuck of Joe.

man I see a lot of people trying to diagnose "why bluesky" and I can't speak for anyone else but I just want a place to talk shit with friends that isn't overrun by maga choads or brands, it's not fuckin rocket science

Jason Kelce looks like he’s about to custom craft some fine wood furniture.

This is 18 months of cat fur (2 cats). It was taking over 2 hours to dry a load of laundry before the cleanout. Now only 45 minutes. I'm a believer in regular dryer vent cleanout now.

I'm happy here on Bluesky, especially because many of the mega news accounts from the old site are here to keep us informed.But I wish those big accounts would repost each other a little less. I have to scroll way down in my timeline before I get to original posts from the smaller accounts.I get it.

Saw one close up for the 1st time this week. It looked like a junior high school metal shop project. None of the 'metal' seams matched up. Sharp edges everywhere. I don't get it.

Overly Confident Matt Gaetz Claims He Could Expose Himself to a Tween on Fifth Avenue and He Wouldn’t Lose Any Followers thehardtimes.net/culture/over...

When I said that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. being DHHS Secretary would kill people, you all understood that I was being literal, right? To underscore: Kennedy Jr. will actually kill people. Mostly children. And only a contemptible monster like Trump would position him to do that and think nothing of it.

Could not agree more. I cut that cord a couple of months ago and I am sleeping much better. I get my news from trusted sources elsewhere in normal doses now. Mainstream news is now just performance art (with a couple of exceptions-Maddow & O'Donnell perhaps and I'm not 100% sure about them anymore).

When I’m maintaining a social media presence on two dumb web sites at once

My first couple of days here have exceeded my expectations. It's like the first day of school trying to figure out who the new cool kids will be and really happy to see most of my old friends from the other place. I think this is going to be just fine here.

Well, yeah

Turns out, it wasn’t Twitter/X we loved, it was each other. I can’t wait to see that platform collapse.

Same as of yesterday and I feel better already.

I'm just a normal person seeking refuge from toxic Twitter.