“The Fart That Cured My BPD” a memoir

Guy who calls the earnings from his fantasy football league wins “passive income”

Look at how they flanderized my boy

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

Why see Christopher Nolan’s THE ODYSSEY when I could just get really stoned and take NJ Transit from Brooklyn home for the same cinematic feel and effect

Trans woman: I’m trans Society: ok French Drake: Le plan d’ Dieu

I could write an anthropological academic paper about that part in the hangout with your friends when you’re just in someone’s living room watching random YouTube videos

When she's mad at first cause you turned on the playstation during sex but then she sees what game you booted up.

Blood on the Clocktower is the Labubu of tabletop gaming

The coffee table is mostly there to tell visitors what I’m currently reading and smoking

"Thank My Bitch Up"

do not forget your daily affirmations

flaming moe's

For everyone waiting to binge Book One of The Wizard, the Witch and the Wild One, @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social’s first campaign - the Finale is HERE! Umora is my love letter to the worlds I grew up loving, and it is the honor of a lifetime to have gotten to tell this story with these people.

Game Boy Color Fridays

brand new spell

Me all day having an episode: what if both covid and the vaccine increase your chance of heart problems and having both means im at 100% chance of dying and ive been dying for months and its finally coming Me 10 minutes into the expired klonopin I found in my closet: Frogger 2 PC vs GBC Comparison

Hell yes brother

Hideo Kojima goes to the ballgame

Guy who’s never heard of the term “balkanization”: damn I really can’t wait for America’s sengoku jidai

Fuck yeah dude

Citizen app in Roku City probably goes crazy

One must imagine Sisyphus packing a fat one while on break during his shift at Wawa

Bail has been set at 25,000 tickets.

The versatility of the word “labubu” as a vocal stim

Guy who puts down “stepping on a laternfly” under the volunteer section on his resume

We don’t use the word “gloaming” like we used to

Guy who doesn’t know about the word “lobe: Yeah at age 25 you’re supposed to have full frontal

cuomo will be a good mayor because hes wearing a nuclear diaper to contain his sexual impulses that will wipe out 12 city blocks if it fails

the news is really scary lately but at least i can get high on an empty stomach and feel even more scared

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

Antisocial incel Philippou brothers be like Don’t Talk to Me and Don’t Bring Her Back

Adonis is smart but orange in a very interesting way where he definitely has one brain cell but they took it from a mountain lion

how can you look at mario kart world being $110 before tax and not think something is terribly wrong in gaming right now

38. 🧛‍♂️

"The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear."

This is a level five Goof Situation, all users report to Riff Stations

We don’t say “winning!” the way Charlie Sheen said it like we used to

Getting mad at various English idioms

me: technically baseball is parryslop my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then

They should make YouTube science videos that don’t make you scared when you’re high