Increasingly thinking of my career as a huge mess I've gotten myself into

Hero!

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

Why did my brain see this as an ice cream cone at first?

Grabbing a standing NBA player’s neck while sitting might be the most Inspector Gadget shit I’ve ever seen

Surely they've suffered enough?

Sure, but ask them how many of them used AI to ”help” with their assignments.

Honestly the Kings aren’t even the worst part about being a Kings fan and that is saying something.

I already posted this one but the first words in my head when I woke up this morning were “BUT BANANA BREAD BRO?” so I am shooting it out into the ether again.

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

I am so tired of people confidently complaining that “No Child Left Behind” was responsible for students not being held back. NCLB was a bad policy, but it wasn’t that.

This is how every other country imagines life in America

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

“Refs you suck“ chants when the FT disparity is 31-9 is crazy work.

I know Fetterman is far from perfect, and he has annoyed me numerous times too, but knowing that the GOP is actively courting him (and knowing he is addicted to social media) makes me side-eye a lot of the most vehement chatter about him online.

tonight the philadelphia 76ers make history as the first and only nba team with a bluesky account to play in the second round of the playoffs

I wonder if it’s still thinking about me too

I was pulling for the Cavs on behalf of Keon but they aren’t even playing him AND they just broke out in some cringe-ass USA chants so now I am torn.

Play Keon you cowards!

THEY BETTER NOT FAIL KEON

James Harden is never beating the allegations, is he?

I loved the David and Goliath aspect of Orlando vs Detroit, but in the end I’m glad it’s the Pistons advancing.

Joe Hunter’s wife shot a possum for no good reason and he tried to use his connections as a fireman to cover it up. Just for those who weren’t aware.

Martyrdom of Saint Simon Zelotes, Saint Judas Thaddeus, by Martin Johann Schmidt, 1796

Joel Embiid might not have another series in him. Mans is hurtin‘.

Foul baiting has ruined the NBA.

Tyler Ford is a whole-ass bitch.

I broke the Windows key off my keyboard because I accidentally hit it in too many instances.

swear to god nothing has radicalized like me like watching rich men burn our planet, dry up our freshwater and poison our kids to invent the world’s most powerful technology — a robot chick who laughs at all their jokes

I didn’t strike today because had I called out they would have had to hire a sub which would have just added to the workforce. No real protest in letting someone else work for me.

AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house

Fight fight fight!

Following months of activism, 1,500 beagles are being released from the Ridglan Farms testing facility to animal rescue groups: the Beagle Freedom Project and Big Dog Ranch Rescue. To all the dogs being released, we wish you many years in loving homes. 14/10 for all

This Hawks game is physically painful to watch.

Pangolin reacts with joy to human grooming in spots it can't reach - the most trafficked mammal on Earth https://sinapti.ca/post/en/viral-video-a-pangolin-asks-a-human-for-scratches-in-the-spo-hvbsnp74

I am reminded again why I don’t watch Laker games.

You could never make me hate KAT.

"I know you're trying to watch the NBA and I'm sorry. Steal your parents Peacock password like everyone else" St Louis NBC Chanel 5 weather man reporting on a confirmed tornado in Clinton County, Illinois. #stlwx

mood

BITCH! 😩😂🤣

I love when humans respect animals

Nah.

I feel bad for Megan but I never trusted Klay and I’m glad I can revert to my natural state of being a world-class hater.

I need everyone to see the absolutely unhinged painting my friend has up in his bathroom.

See you all at the Correspondents’ Dinner!

Whoever called the faction of the press who still want to attend the White House Correspondents Dinner the ‘Access of Evil’ I salute you

Blow it up like the whale.